i emerge briefly from my hiatus to inform you all that i know someone who plans to use this as his wedding song

guys ugh cyberchase was So Important
2/3 of the main characters were woc, there was only one white guy in the whole show technincally (For Real doesn’t count kids come on)
it took place in a digital world where a woman was the benevolent dictator/god
it taught kids about math and shit
also christopher lloyd and gilbert gottfried were in it
i will rewatch cyberchase fucking any day of the week okay

ms pauling with a fake moustache is cute; fat demoman is cute; pyro rediscovering fire is cute; soldier leading old ladies like into battle is cute; scout and spy getting arrested together is cute; tiny bb excited olivia is cute; sad saxton hale not fighting a child is cute; snarky gray mann is cute; exasperated merasmus is cute; proud mama tavish is cute; eyelander watching tv and wanting churros is cute

team fortress 2 more like cute cuteress cute

if we’re talking in front of ppl and you’re like “i’ll tell you later” bitch you best believe you are NOT getting away with not telling me about it no no no; this brain o’ mine is just a composition notebook full of entries like “saturday october 23rd at 8:02 pm, at burger king with kim john and lisa, lisa said ‘i’ll tell you later’ in reference to an offhand remark she made about her boyfriend, raised eyebrows, and seemed to glance at kim, john chuckled, lisa was uncomfortable for the next three minutes and 28.1 seconds”

how to avoid getting an erection in public places: wear skinny jeans. the skinniest jeans possible. so skinny. jeans. the jeans, so skinny. so skinny they’re no longer jeans, they’re a medieval torture device. crushing your legs, crush. crush legs. your legs are gone. so is your penis. no legs no penis. no erection. success.

This world is full of so many possibilities. Each living thing has an entirely unique experience. The sights they see, the sounds they hear, the lives they live are so complicated and so simple. I can’t wait for you to join them…Because you’re going to be something extraordinary. You’re going to be a human being.
—  Rose Quartz, Steven Universe S01E35: “Lion 3: Straight to Video”

i was about to post something like

“can someone please make me feel worthwhile”

but then i remembered

i can’t depend on other people for that

the best kind of feeling is one i achieve for myself

so if you’ll excuse me i’m gonna go

make myself feel worthwhile


i used to be able to tell people “yeah well i don’t OWN a dress” but i guess i’ve gotten more femme since then???? i decided to do a masterpost of all the dresses i own because summer is boring as shit and what the fuck else do i have to do

that last one is such a weird lil fuck i bought it on a whim and i’m saving it for a themed party or s/t

my attempts to indicate that I was down to facilitate conversations about poverty, race, class, sex, gender, sexuality, privilege, oppression, etc were tragically misinterpreted by the student body

So today at church I was showing my dad my new umbrella (which I got as a free gift at Victoria’s Secret when I bought three bras), and this middle-aged woman who I’ve known all my life comes up to me and asks if she can see it. I show her, and it’s got “Victoria’s Secret” written on it, and she gasps loudly and goes
“Victoria’s Secret–you–pastor’s daughter–Vic–what–what were you–why were you there–I DON’T WANT TO KNOW”
and then walks away

and it was literally the funniest thing ever like
did she think that especially religious people don’t wear bras?????
dude i’m packing DDs if I didn’t wear a bra every day my fucking knockers would fall off