knights of the holy grail


Why do i like crossovers so much?

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All voltron aus: (x)

  • Republic Citizen: Listen. Strange women sitting in temples distributing lightsabers is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical mystical ceremony.
  • Jedi Knight: Be quiet!
  • Republic Citizen: You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ‘cause some silly tart threw a lightsaber at you!
  • Jedi Knight: Shut up!
  • Republic Citizen: I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some magic bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
  • Jedi Knight: [grabs citizen] Shut up! Will you shut up?!
  • Republic Citizen: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
  • Jedi Knight: [shakes citzen] Shut up!
  • Republic Citizen: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!
My shitlist

Gandalf the Grey
Gandalf the White
Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight
Benito Mussolini
the Blue Meanie
Cowboy Curtis
Jambi the Genie
The Terminator
Captain Kirk
Darth Vader
Lo Pan
Every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston
Theodore Logan
The Rock
Doc Ock
Hulk Hogan
Chuck Norris’ cowboy ass