“I heard you needed to beat another guy off and I came right away” DONUT I COULD KISS YOU
“You were about to kill yourself?” “I was?”
“woah, dying? Where’s Kai?” GO GET HER GRIF SAVE YOUR SISTER THEN SAVE SIMMONS
“Allow O'Malley out” No, no no no that is a BAD idea!
“you’re my alter ego!” FUCK YOU!
“Now let’s fucking do this!!!” NICE!!!!
“Grif. Lopez. Simmons. Kai. Tucker. Carolina.” Um, where the fuck was Sarge, Donut, Doc, and Caboose in all that?
“Oh, he wishes.”
That was hot
Wait, am I turning into Kai?
My mouth dropped seeing the hut on fire
“Uh, Kai? Why is the labyrinth showing our burnt up family home?” Shit
“Kai, look at me.”
Oh my God I love the Grif siblings
“Look we can talk about this any time you want.”
I’m gonna cry
“Uh… Counter landed…. Soldier”
“Okay, listen. This is inside Simmons’ head” THE GRIFS WENT AFTER SIMMONS “my illusion was super private, same as yours. So whatever we see here has to say secret” either Grif is really caring for his bf cause he knows he’s sensitive or he doesn’t want Kai to figure they’re fucking so he’s making her promise not to tell everyone ahead of time but we already know Grif. We already know.
Ok. Nvm. That’s too funny.
“Take this seriously” her mocking voice is making it better
HE’S RECORDING IT GRIF SEND THAT TO ME XD XD XD
“Cause only Tucker can turn it on” those two secretly fucked when Tucker was closeted headcannon accepted
“everyone was gone! I had a panic attack and passed out! Are they okay?”
“still got my penis!”
“what?” ME TOO WASH
“you guys were like haunting me! Telling me you’re dead and to throw myself into a black hole”
“now jump off that edge buddy it’s our only way home.”
“too soon?” “It’s still happening!”
“Okay. Caboose and Carolina are still captive.” OH FUCK! “Or dead” FUCK
“time to fight whatever… Carolina is afraid of” BUT EVERYONE IS TERRIFIED BECAUSE WHAT CAN POSSIBLY SCARE CAROLINA
“or she may die” “fine!” Aw I knew you cared
“whatcha gonna do now? Get a desk job? Pop out a baby?” … That’s low
“And what? I’m meant to feel ashamed when I look at you? Well, you’re damn right I do.”
“snap!” ME TOO KAI ILL SAY IT ONCE AND TWICE AND ILL SAY IT OK BITCH ME TOO DA FUQ
“Leave her to me.” “Not a problem!”
THAT’S MY GIRL!
Oh shit! The observation room at Freelancer!
“you can’t win”
“I don’t need to. I found something stronger than strength. More satisfying than solitude and obsession. I found people worth being strong for. And right now, any one of them could pop you with a finger twitch!”
YEAH TUCKER GIVE HER SOME LIGHT
Look at my babies backing her up
LOOK AT TUCKINGTON IN THE SAME SHOT AT HER CAUSE THEY’RE HER NUMBER ONE FANS
“say the word”
Nice catch, Doc!
“HOW DO YOU DO IT?!”
“mmm friendship?” THATS RIGHT CABOOSE WAY TO GO BABY
“you might have gotten Lopez” fuck now I feel guilty for laughing at him
Lopez is alive!
“Donut, what just happened?”
“And good job you can read minds.
"Krovos had to come from somewhere”
“only one paradox left to go” NO NO NO NO NO YOU GUYS KEEP GOING BACK THERE STOP PLAYING WITH ME THIS ISNT FUCKING FAIR DAVID
“Hey guys. I don’t want to be alone. Can you all be there with me?”
Carolina: You got it
Donut: We got you
Doc: We’ll be there
Sarge: For you? Absolutely
Tucker: Of course
Simmons: I’ll bring the band aids
Sister: For sure
Caboose: As long as it’s not Tuesday between 1 and 12
Carolina: I’ll be there so hard, there’ll be two of me
No no no no no no
Wait, is THAT THE FUCKING BLOOD GULCH THEME SONG IN THE FUCKING BACKGROUND
Wait wtf? “Alien pregnancy and you” Tucker wtf did you do that?
Carolina and Tucker share a look while concerned about Wash. 100% Tuckington is real and Carolina runs that ship
“Wash. Was shot.”
“This is how I show love!”
“I’ll sure miss knowing what’s going on” caboose…
“bow chicka bow wow”
“and somewhere in all of that: Lopez” THANK GOD THEY REMEMBERED
“You know it’s a real shame I don’t speak Spanish?”
HE ADMITS IT
So… What’s the deal guys is RvB over? Cause that felt like an ending for good and I didn’t like it