MBTI types: When they are broken up with...
ESTP: Goes on a week long trip, sky diving, motorcycles, and adventure. Definitely drunken nights and partying.
ISTP: Walks into the forest and cuts enough firewood to last five years.
ISFP: Gets in car and has a solitary road trip to work through their feelings. Art plays a major role in the healing process.
ESFP: Goes out with friends to share their story, ends up dancing on tables. Cycle lasts until their ISTJ friend finally gets them down from a table one night and declares their feelings. ESFP is shocked, and then happily responds.
ESFJ: Possibly every Carrie Underwood and Miranda Lambert break up song ever. Do not give them matches or a pocket knife. Or really, any possible weapon. Beware of a drink thrown in your face.
ESTJ: They now can get back to their life and one day someone else better will show up. No sweat.
ISTJ: Goes home, puts things in order, and wonders what went wrong. They did everything right. No really, they did.
ISFJ: Gets out the ice cream, calls their friends to come over, and talks and weeps for hours.
INFP: Sits in their room, listening to sad music and crying. Possibly has a major breakdown.
ENFP: Becomes very sad and tries to distract themselves with friends and work. It will take a while before they can date someone else. Unless of course they meet someone incredibly cool who takes their mind off of their sadness.
INFJ: Goes home, analyzes entire relationship from start to finish, which will take about a year. Or two. May never fully get over breakup. Unless they sabotaged it on purpose. Then they happily go home and read. Until they wonder if they still like that person…
ENFJ: Cries and hugs all their their friends, and wonders how anyone wouldn’t want to be loved so deeply by them.
ENTP: Disappears from the face of the earth. Someone said they thought maybe they saw them at a rave in Amsterdam? But then they sent a postcard from a club in Russia….
ENTJ: Feels horrified at their lack of control over the situation and immediately takes steps to hold the dominant position again.
INTJ: Vows to never open their heart again, and goes back to focusing on their career. The mistake will not be repeated.
INTP: Goes back to playing video games. Was probably over the relationship a long time ago anyways.