I’m just saying… I spent a good hour last night talking about all the Gaylor Swift theories to one of my datemate persons and:
1. Like, let the record show, they listened to me talk pretty much nonstop, listened to the IKYWT where she switches pronouns, let me show them picture after picture, masterpost after masterpost. They’re a fucking keeper is all I’m saying.
2. Totally believe TSwift is hella gay.
3. Can’t believe anyone could possible think Gorgeous is about anything other than being in love with another chick.
4. Can’t see how anyone can think the RFI music video is anything other than a reference to glass closeting.
5. Freaked out over the Knicks date photos.
6. Said, and I quote, “Come on, Taylor Swift LOOKS like a lesbian.”
7. Said they actually like TSwift more now, knowing she’s super gay.
In summation: if you think TSwift is 100% straight, you’re honestly just willfully ignoring all the signs at this point.