knb texts

  • GoM: Akashi, no.
  • Akashi: Akashi, yes.
  • Kuroko: Akashi-kun, no.
  • Akashi: Akashi-kun, no.

anonymous asked:

Could I pls request Aomine scenario when he's taking care of his pregnant wife? Like gives her massages and dealing with her craving? Thanks

This is a cheesy piece of trash, but I love it and I hope you will, too!


“Okay, I cleaned every corner in our house, did grocery shopping and cooked you a dinner. Am I a good husband now? Do I deserve a kiss? I also want a hug and movie marathon with Ryan Reynolds in the leading role. ”

You felt like laughing as you looked at your husband, who just smoothly tried to sell you a bunch of dirty lies.

“Okay, first of all - you didn’t clean the house, Akashi paid someone to do that. I don’t even know why, but still. Second, I saw Kagami and Kuroko sneaking here in the morning with bags full of groceries and third I’m not eating anything you made, I would die within seconds.” You smirked as his face visibly fell. “Okay Daiki, be frank with me - what’s wrong?” He sighed and popped at your couch next to you.

“I think I’m getting stressed, you know? I feel bad when I leave for work in the morning every day and when I’m here with you I just can’t make myself to not watch you all the time. The whole pregnancy is getting to me more than I thought it would.” And that’s true.

No one suspected that Aomine Daiki, would even be like that, but life is surprising as they say. When you told him the good news - your whole routine changed. He started waking up first, following you around like a puppy, growling at every possible danger and even experience morning sickness with you.

That made your relationship as strong as it is now, but it had a big impact on his health. Sometimes he was so stressed of kicking you at night in his sleep that he spend the whole time watching you and not moving. There were also situations where he completely stopped eating certain things from your fridge in case you wanted it later. And the list went on and on and on. It didn’t help that all his friends were freaking out with him. They did almost everything for you, from - like you mentioned earlier - paying people to take care of your chores to even buying groceries, but that’s a story for another time.

You were worried about him, but also proud and a little touched. You chose a good man with the right values, and now you were sure of it.

You hand made its way to his and he squeezed it almost instantly. “Daiki, I understand. I’m stressed, too.” You kissed his knuckles, giving once again a reassuring squeeze. “But don’t ignore your needs, go out with guys, play some basketball - hell, get drunk. Have fun, it’s supposed to be an amazing time for both of us.’’ Shooting him a smile, you hoped that he will finally understand and calm down a little. He needed that.

’‘But I have a need to be with you.” He said seriously, swallowing an invisible lump in his throat. “Don’t kick me out.”

He looked ready to freaking cry and you honestly felt like crying, too. Your baby made both of you weak ass people, but you didn’t mind. You were blessed with what you got. You deserved it.

But never mind, it’s not a time to be cheesy. You needed to come up with a better plan.“Okay then, how about a small back massage?” Your question caught him off the guard as his face broke into a grin.

“Sure, let me get som–”

“No, no. I want to give you one this time. You need to chill man.”

Aomine immediately burst into laughter, and you loved it. And you loved him.

And he sure as hell loved you.

Originally posted by ukiyobi

  • Akashi, to the GOM: Alright, listen up you little shits.
  • Akashi: Not you, Tetsuya. You're an angel and we're glad you're here.
  • Aomine: Tetsu, why do you have a bunch of small purple bruises on your neck and collarbone?
  • Kuroko, quietly: Uhh... t-they're kisses from the universe.
  • Akashi: *pops out of nowhere* I'm the universe.
  • [Some time during the Teikou arc]
  • Nijimura, to the GoM: Alright, listen up you little shits!
  • Nijimura: Not you, Kuroko, you're an angel and I'm thrilled you're here.

On the one hand, I could read the manga because I’m a curious and impatient little shit–

But on the other hand, the new season could come out at any second and you know what some people want to be surprised ok

KuroBasu x Haikyuu!! Part 1.
  • [Model and Grand King]
  • Oikawa: Yahoo, Kise-chan!
  • Kise: Hm? Oh, it's Oikawacchi!
  • Oikawa: How are you! It's been a while, huh?
  • Kise: It sure does! Oh, did you perhaps use a different moisturizer?
  • Oikawa: Oh! How did you know?!
  • Kise: You're face is much more brighter than the last time I met you!
  • Kasamatsu and Iwaizumi, in the background, mumbling: ... Perfection.
  • ---
  • [Cute]
  • Hinata: Ogyaa! You're huge!
  • Kagami: Ah! You're small! Smaller than Kuroko!
  • Hinata: How rude! You're just huge! *sees Kagami holding a ball* Is that a basketball?! Are you in basketball?!
  • Kagami: Yeah, it is. *sees Hinata's sport shoes* Are you in a sport? What sport?
  • Hinata: Volleyball!
  • Kagami: Oh? Isn't that for girls?
  • Hinata: Geh, it is not! Boys can play volleyball! We can hit the ball like "whooosh" and then the ball would "gwaaaah" at the blockers!
  • Kagami: Oh! Oh! I know that feeling! In basketball, if you dunk the ball, it feels like "GUWAAAAH"!
  • Hinata: I felt the "GUWAAAHH" too at my first spike!
  • Kageyama and Kuroko, snapping a picture of them: Cute...
  • ---
  • [The Same]
  • Himuro: Hello, I'm Himuro.
  • Kuroo: Hey there. Kuroo's the name. This is Kenma.
  • Kenma: *doesn't take his eyes off his game, bowing slightly*
  • Himuro: And this is Atsushi.
  • Murasakibara: *doesn't really care and continue to eat*
  • Himuro: ...
  • Kuroo: ...
  • ---
  • [Fate vs Dinosaurs]
  • Yamaguchi: I'm Yamaguchi! This is my best friend, Tsukki!
  • Takao: Hey! I'm Takao and this is my teammate, Shin-chan!
  • Tsukishima & Midorima: Shut up, Yamaguchi/Takao.
  • Tsukishima & Midorima: *look at each other*
  • Midorima: Birthday?
  • Tsukishima: September 27.
  • Midorima: Libra... Your lucky item is a figurine of your hero.
  • Tsukishima: ... *slowly pulls out a dinosaur figurine*
  • Midorima: *gasps*
  • Yamaguchi and Takao: ....
  • Kuroko: *pulls back curtain while Akashi is in the shower*
  • Kuroko: Are we--stop screaming, Sei-kun, it's me--Are we out of tofu?
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kagami’s the only one who still takes those morons seriously

everyone else is 100% done, especially satsuki who has to bail them out

tatsuya knows nothing about it, leave him alone

[based on this]

  • Kagami: Do you see that fly which wants to get out through the closed window? You are just like it.
  • Aomine: Because I don't give up easily?
  • Kagami: No, because you are stupid and without a future.