‘Frozen’ Klaroline AU: Caroline has been scared her whole existence, holding on to her human side and desperately trying to be the “Good Girl” everyone makes her out to be, but one day the burden becomes too much, she let’s it gocompletely and discovers the limitless possibilities of her vampirism awaiting for her outside the confines of Mystic Falls. In her tracks, Stefan searches for his lost best friend, hoping to pull her back before she does something she regrets, collecting a curious Klaus along the way. No one suspects Caroline of achieving the extraordinary task of upsetting the whole vampire balance and reigning supreme queen, but Klaus is more than happy to join her side as they conquer and divide.
When’s the next time we’re really going to dig into the Silas aspect of this mythology? We very, very quietly slow-play it in the next episode, but in the one after that, we start to see what his plan is with Bonnie and if he’s going to be successful in getting her to do what he wants to do. And Stefan and Caroline — and Klaus, of all people — figure out what going on and and try to put a stop to it.
Klaus deemed it too boring and vanilla. And if there is one thing Klaus is not, then it’s vanilla. He prefers the floor, right in the middle of the parlor, so he can see their bodies in the mirror nearby.
Stefan thinks the bed is too inconvineant.. Perfect when there are two people, but not really feasible for three. He’s a man of space, and surprisingly the most random of places. He personally prefers the stairs. Says, the difference in levels is great to bend her over, and he loves the carpet burns he rubs into their bodies.
Caroline would quite frankly prefer the bed. Maybe in an attempt to gain some normalcy in their otherwise ridiculously abnormal life. She looses 2 against 1, and has to settle with the floor of the kitchen or parlor and the stairs to see her two men worship her.
But really, as long as she ends up in between them every night, it doesn’t really matter.
big spoon/little spoon: Stefan spoons Klaus who spoons Caroline.
favorite non-sexual activity: Stefan loves to show off his amazing cooking skills and will often be cooking whilst Klaus is painting pictures of Caroline.
who uses all the hot water: Caroline. Girls always use the hot water.
most trivial thing they fight over: Stefan often thinks that Klaus doesn’t love him, and in fact loves Caroline. Which means Stefan will become extremely jealous of Caroline. Klaus has to reassure him that he loves them both, and then Stefan will apologise to Caroline and they all have hot make-up sex.
who does most of the cleaning: Caroline. She developed the same OCD as Damon.
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Caroline. She loves watching chick-flicks with Stefan, whereas Klaus refuses to watch anything but horror movies. Caroline hates horror movies and will go to bed when Klaus puts them on. Stefan’s just an all-rounder.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Like I said in my previous answer. Klaus doesn’t call the landlord. Klaus kills the landlord.
who steals the blankets: Caroline does it all the time, which means that they have to have three blankets between them all. But when they wake up in the morning, there is only one blanket and Caroline is lay across both of the men’s chests.
who leaves their stuff around: Stefan and Klaus have a habit of leaving things lying around. Stefan won’t pick up his things when he gets back from school and Klaus doesn’t care when he spills paint on the carpets.
who remembers to buy the milk: They don’t drink milk. They drink blood. And they often bloodshare, so they don’t really need to go out and buy it.