klebold family

“The first thing I thought is, `Eric and Dylan, why did you do this?’ But also something ran through saying, `You guys finally did it. You did something”.

Erik Veik - A friend Of Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold 

Me: *Sits on Santa’s lap*

Santa: “And what do you want, young lady?”

Me: “The Basement Tapes.”

20 Years Into The Future

Kid: “Hey mom, I was looking threw your old MacBook I found in the attic, and there’s videos saved called “Hitmen For Hire” and “Radioactive Clothing”, I also saw something saying you were a Columbiner? What is it?”

Me: “Eric, go get your brothers Dylan and Brooks, I need to tell you kids a story,  a story that’ll blow your damn head off.”