Kol: I would totally be a Slytherin! I’m sneaky and evil.

Elijah: Kol. Do forgive me for correcting you, but you are more suited to a Hufflepuff.

Kol: What? Why?

Klaus: Because you’re too… Emotional.

Kol: *tears welling up in his eyes* I’m not emotional!

2013 me : *sees a villain* I love you

2018 me : *sees a villain* You’re a fucking awful person and the main reason for my frustration, but I still love you.