PING PANG PONG.
The PA system chimed once more, the familiar voice coming over the line.
“If you dipfucks thought you were safe after that, y’all got another thing comin’! Ta-da- H-Hey! Off the mic-”
“I’m the one who’s supposed to be revealing these secrets, you little shit! Stop taking my job!”
“Bossman, you fucker, you said I’d be the one to reveal ‘em on the PA system when we started!!”
“But nothing! You get to do so much shit around here. I still need to do some stuff as well!”
“Eat an entire bag of- HEY GET OFF-”
There was a crashing noise on the PA system, everything going quiet again before the king of the fog spoke up at last.
“Sorry about that! It seems that I need to teach a certain warden not to overstep his boundaries… anyway, onto the next secret! Luciel abandoned his twin brother to a toxic, abusive household! What a disgrace!”