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The Signs as Pick Up Lines (Math Edition)
  • Aries: Can I be the hypotenuse in between your legs.
  • Taurus: Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
  • Gemini: If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
  • Cancer: Will you be my third dimension? Without you I’m not real.
  • Leo: Hey girl, what’s your sin? it must be 90 because you’re the 1.
  • Virgo: you're like a student and I'm like a math book... you solve all my problems!
  • Libra: Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
  • Scorpio: I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.
  • Sagittarius: I heard you're good at algebra - Could you replace my X without asking Y?
  • Capricorn: You must be the square root of -1 because you cant be real.
  • Aquarius: You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.
  • Pisces: Hey baby, what's your sin?
  • ...
  • Bonus: My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.