kiyoshi tho

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Hyuuga and Kiyoshi have an on going game of “who manages to keep live animals in school without letting anybody find out, especially Riko” and they keep sabotaging each other

Kagami’s excuse was so good, that hyuuga couldn’t get mad

Izuki was proud of Hyuuga for that extremely witty pun

Bonus:

Himuro, the loving brother

those brownies were totally safe, what do u mean

anonymous asked:

Uhmm have dirrehea headcanons for GOM, kagami and kioyshi ?

Why tho anon

Why?

Kuroko: It’s the one time he feels like thanking the gods for making his presence so weak because he can sneak to the bathroom in peace. His bowel movements, like his presence, go unnoticed.

Kise: Pretty boys don’t poo. He clenches his intestines as tightly as he clenches on to his idol like image. By the end of the school day he wants to kill himself. The Kaijou team wonders why he looks so worn down during practice and moves unusually slowly.

Akashi: No bacteria is going to get the better of his intestines. They are built to perfection. Just like the rest of him. Intestine power is maji 10000%. Do not attack his body it will attack you back and steal your bacterial DNA while it’s at it.

Midorima: He gets really troubled whenever the urge to go poo overcomes him because it’s such a disgusting feeling. Also, he’s scared people will notice he’s going to the bathroom every hour for 6-12 minutes at a time. He needs to poo but he doesn’t want people to know he poos.

Murasakibara: Is completely unashamed of his need to use the toilet. If the teacher asks he’ll just say, “Sensei, I need to take a dump.” and off he goes. What a blessed boy. Of course, his ability to eat nearly everything makes his intestines super powerful, and diarrhea is a near nonexistent problem for him.

Aomine:I need to shit.” Aomine is incredibly calm about his need to use the toilet. It’s a natural thing right?

Kagami: Would be really embarrassed about needing to use the bathroom. He doesn’t raise his hand and suffers in silence because he’s scared that the teacher will be annoying and ask him why he has to use the toilet again. He’s not good at coming up with lies on the spot unfortunately.

Kiyoshi: He’s also very embarrassed about his situation, but asks to use the bathroom as well. Kiyoshi is wise enough to know that a poo is something you don’t hold in. Especially diarrhea poo. Luckily, he’s on very good terms with the school nurse, and thus uses many varying medical excuses and bathroom pleas to make it through the day without anyone suspecting anything.

Murasakibara reacting to Kiyoshi...

But wait..

Uh oh jealous Himuro

“That guy seriously annoys me. Don’t you think he’s annoying, Muro-ch–”

Murasakibara turns to find Himuro giving out the snacks he brought with him to random people.

“MURO-CHIN MY SNACKS!”

“Love you too, Atsushi” Himuro smiles like an angel but his eyes scream evil as he hands out his mauibos and chocolates.

That was the day Murasakibara swore he would never do anything to make Himuro jealous again. 

LOL

all1sees  asked:

hello hi I would like to know the reasons why Kiyoshi is an angel to you :D

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY WHERE DO I START

Reasons why Kiyoshi is an angel:

  •  He chose to sacrifice whatever future he had in basketball in order to play with the team he loved. Amongst the GoM and Uncrowned Generals, I can’t see any of them willing to make the same decision around the time Kiyoshi made his (tho I guess you wouldn’t really know for sure until it happens, especially when half of them have developed considerably).
  • That being said, even though he eventually has to stop playing because he's physically unable to (unlike Nijimura, Haizaki [initially], and Ogiwara, who, putting their circumstances aside, have the option of joining back in whenever), he maintains a positive attitude on top of shouldering the emotional burden of his teammates. Even more impressive when you remember Kiyoshi wasn’t the victim of bad luck, but straight up malice. 
  • sOMEONE DELIBERATELY FCKED HIM OVER AND HE STILL HAS AN AMAZING AND SUPPORTIVE AND FORGIVING ATTITUDE EVEN IF THAT SOMEONE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT FORGIVENESS
  • Taking one (more like 500) for the team during the Kirisaki Daiichi match
  • Taking another 500 during the Yosen match, collapsing like 20 times and forcing himself back up again to take another 500
  • What a trooper
  • Even though he’s one of the Uncrowned and minus his injury, is good enough to hold his own against a Miracle, he doesn’t give off an air of superiority, nor does he look down on other players based on their skill or talent.
  • He acts so dumb and cute, but utterly badass on the courts, I can’t ajsdfakdjf
  • He’s honest but manipulative at the same time. He’s manipulative with his honesty like how does a human being even do that
  • Everything he does is for the benefit of his team
  • Everything.
  • praise papa teppei