No offence, I know we’re all permanently traumatised from Wingman, but can we please let this fandom have firefighter au’s?

Like, I need a fic of Kent being a dumbass and setting his kitchen on fire while he tries to cook or something and then as soon as he gets out of the building, immediately running back inside because he has to go back for Kit. Cue a large Russian firefighter being forced to carry both Kent and Kit out of the burning apartment because Kent inhales too much smoke or something. Also, mouth to mouth wouldn’t hurt.

Reasons I relate to cats 🐱

• Sleep a lot (most of the day, even).

• Whine when I want more food.

• Whine for no reason at all.

• Hate getting wet.

• Hate people.