kitty cat scratch

anonymous asked:

if saruhiko got hit by strain #whoknowswhatnumber and got cat ears and looked extremely cute and then just everyone wants him xD?

Grumpy Kitty Fushimi is grumpy. Maybe the Strain power is delayed reaction and Fushimi seems fine at first, only to wake up the next morning with kitty ears and a tail. He ponders the idea of just going back to bed but he feels this sudden need to be clean and there’s no way he’s cleaning himself via tongue. Unfortunately he doesn’t own any hats so he lowers his ears and just quietly hopes that people will mistake his ears for just messy hair. So of course as soon as he steps out of his room Hidaka’s right there like ‘Fushimi-san, are you still feeling okay after yesterday – wait, are those cat ears?” Fushimi hisses at him, which is when Gotou walks up from behind Fushimi and starts scratching his ears. Fushimi immediately finds himself calming down and basically ends up sitting there contentedly on the floor in the middle of the dorms while Gotou gives him ear scritches. Unfortunately for Gotou once he starts he can’t really stop because the moment he removes that hand from those ears he is going to be stabbed.

Munakata of course summons Fushimi to his office to have a talk about Fushimi’s new condition. Fushimi gives his very displeased report, tail swishing back and forth, ears back. Munakata just so happens to have this little feather teaser toy in his hand that he keeps waving calmly as he talks. Fushimi is trying to ignore it but he just can’t stop staring. He keeps trailing off between reports, ears pricking up slightly. Munakata just acts totally calm about the whole thing like he’s not at all doing this on purpose, Fushimi grits his teeth. In the end he can’t resist the temptation and starts batting at the toy while Munakata happily pulls it away from him and bonks him on the nose with it and just has the best time. He also carefully uses it to maneuver Fushimi closer to his desk until Munakata can reach out scratch the adorable kitty ears. Awashima shows up a bit later to find Fushimi sitting next to Munakata’s desk looking mildly put out while Munakata happily scratches one of his ears. Fushimi gives her this ‘save me’ look but of course Awashima can’t resist such cuteness either and instead she moves over so that she can give Munakata her report while scratching Fushimi’s other ear.

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Not reptiles but just thought I’d share a few of the cats up for adoption at the shelter I work at. I’ll try and keep non reptile related posts to a minimum though. Just been working here for about three years now and thought it would be nice to give some of the cats there some more publicity. v uv


I don’t quite know all of the stories behind all of these cats, but I can mention the ones that I do know if anyone might be interested.

okay, pointless headcanon time.

what if odin’s sisters decided to bring home a cat, named like, mr.whiskers (that odin calls mr.whisky) but instead of taking care of it they make odin to all the work and like a good brother he does. even though the cat fucking hates him.