kitties and bullshit

The Adrien Diaries...

11 Feb 2017

Okay, I take it back. The ground is still really hard even in the super-suit. Especially when it’s three stories below you, and then suddenly RIGHT THERE. Screw it… Plagg wins. I’m DONE.


…it was a flawless plan. FLAWLESS, I SAY! It was my last day to look, and I just needed one quick glance…

I mean, Mari totally seemed to adore Chat when that whole date-with-an-akuma thing went down, so why WOULDN’T she be overjoyed to help me out?!


I mean, she’s like, my ONLY fan…

So, the plan was simple:

  1. Go to Marinette’s
  2. Explain that I have a bet with my Kwami, and it just requires her to turn around for a few minutes.
  3. Quickly and unobtrusively check out her adorably firm bottom
  4. Possibly win bet.

…FLAWLESS!!!

But then IT GETS BETTER! Cause I get over there, and I see her outside on her balcony! ALREADY BENT OVER WATERING FLOWERS!! SCORE!

I can get a gander, tease her a bit, then off I go. 



Except it wasn’t Marinette.

And it turns out she learned that throw from earlier today… from her mom.

…my back is totally bruised, as is my ego.


-Adrien Checked-Out-My-Friend’s-Mom Agreste

anonymous asked:

minicat? :3

Guess who decided it was time to start writing some more of these requests! Yeah it was me! Anyways I hope you like it!

Prompt; “it’s not my birthday”“it’s definitely your birthday”“give me a calendar. It’s not and I’ll prove it to- oh. Never mind. Happy birthday to me.”

I found that prompt on Pinterest so yeah.

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Warnings! - none
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Wildcat’s POV:

“Mini. Mini. Mini.” I say as I poke the sleeping man on the bed, his once peaceful face scrunching up as he tries to ignore me. Smirking I continue to poke him while repeatedly saying his name as my voice grows louder “Mini. Mini~ Mini! Mini~! Mini!!”

“Fuck off Tyler!” yelled the now annoyed half awake Mini.

Laughing I continue to poke him “you need to wake up Mini~”

“If you continue to poke me you are going to lose a finger” he says as he opens one eye to glare at me.

“But Mini~! Today’s a special day! So you gotta get up!” I tell him smiling as lifts himself from his laying position to instead be in a sitting position.

“What’s so special about today?” he asks as he rubs his eyes to get the sleep out of them.

I stare confused “you don’t remember?” to which I get the answer of Mini shaking his head “it’s your birthday! How did you forget?!” I say laughing.

“It’s not my birthday” Mini says looking straight at me.

“It’s definitely your birthday” I retort with a smile.

“Give me a calendar” quickly I move to grab the one on the wall “it’s not my birthday and I’ll prove it to-” showing him the date he stops mid sentence “oh. Never mind. Happy birthday to me.”

I laugh at his shock filled face “come on Mini, you didn’t actually forget that it was today right?”

“I did..” he says looking way from me blushing.

“You’re a fucking idiot” I say laughing harder which causes him to frown “but that’s why I love you”

He blushed more at my statement but smiles back “love you too Kitty”

“Don’t you fucking dare” I warn “it might be your birthday but you’re still not allowed to call me that!”

He just smirks at me “but it is my birthday. So I get to do whatever I wish today. Isn’t that what you’ve told me before, Kitty?”

Groaning I get off of the bed and throw my hands up in frustration “fine! Whatever!” Taking a deep breath I calm myself down as Mini laughs at me “I made breakfast, so get up birthday boy”

As I walk out of the room I hear Mini attempt to get up but he was still somewhat tangled in the sheets resulting in a ‘thud’ as he hit the floor. Stopping I turn to look back and raise an eyebrow at his slumped form on the ground “you okay?” I ask not really concerned due to this being a regular occurrence.

A muffled “fine” was all I heard as Mini got to his feet and raced past me “Last one there has to do the dishes!”

Rolling my eyes I follow after him in a slower pace. “I wouldn’t have made you do the dishes” I say as I enter the dining room.

“Yeah right Kitty” he says from his seat.

“Yeah you’re right” I agree through gritted teeth, that stupid nickname getting annoying. After taking a seat on the other side of the table I look over to Mini and ask “what do you want to do today?”

“I dunno” came his muffled reply through a mouth full of pancakes.

I snort as I try to hold back my laughter as he coughs as he starts to choke “that’s why you don’t talk with your mouth full, dumbass”

“Thanks for being so concerned” Mini sarcastically mutters after taking two big gulps of water.

“You’re welcome” I tell him as I take a bite of my own food.

Rolling his eyes at me he answers my previous question “I don’t know. I didn’t even know what today was until a few minutes ago”

Laughing I nod “oh right. Well we could go out or something”

He shrugs in response “I don’t really wanna go out”

“We could stay in? Maybe watch some Netflix?” I suggest not having really planned for today.

Mini just shrugs again “I guess”

Concerned I look up from my plate, my gaze focusing in on Mini playing with his food while a frown is on his face. Instantly I become more concerned “Mini? You okay?”

Again another shrug “I guess..”

“What’s wrong?” I asked worriedly, replaying everything that’s happened today in hopes of understanding why Mini was upset.

He sighs shaking his head before placing a smile on his face “nothing Kitty”

“Bullshit. Tell me what’s wrong” I say as I look into his eyes. Not getting a response I add “please Mini”

He sighs again breaking eye contact as he looks down “I dunno, Tyler. I just…I just feel like shit right now”

“Well get up then” I tell him standing up abandoning my food.

Mini looks over to me confused “why?”

“We’re going to go lay down and cuddle until you feel better” I say moving over to his side.

“You don’t have to.. you probably planned something for me today and I’m ruining it” Mini says quietly going back to looking down.

Rolling my eyes I make the decision to pick him up bridal style earning a very manly yell of surprise from Mini. Walking towards the bedroom I start talking “Mini it doesn’t matter if I planned anything for today. If you’re not up to doing anything we don’t have to do anything. We can lay in bed all day if you want. Remember it’s your day, we can do anything you want”
Reaching the bedroom I place Mini on the bed and climb in as he moves over slightly. Mini pulling the covers over both of us as he cuddles into me.

He lets out a content sigh “thanks Kitty. You’re the best”

“Of course I am!” I say smirking as I wrap my arms around him.

He laughs quietly “really Tyler. Thank you”

“It’s no problem” I answer honestly “plus this makes up for not getting you a present” I joke.

Mini laughs more which makes me smile “your company is all the present I need”

“That’s so cheesy” I can’t help but say laughing.

I hear him give a hum of acknowledgement as his breathing evens out. I smile more knowing this is what Mini needed from today. No loud crowds of people. No silly tv shows. Just me and him spending the day by each other’s side.

leina does a thing; masterlist/guide to playing japanese charactersayo….. so in light of the recent discussions in the rpc i decided to infiltrate the comm with more poc!!! yas! oh and also since i hit 800 today, this is a thing i did for that so… go me!!! anyway i decided it would be a good idea to make a sort of…. thing for ppl interested in playing japanese characters a little better?? this includes male/female names, last names, some fcs you can play, and my own notes about japanese culture. before u ask, yes i’m half japanese and i do speak u dickstick. :)))) pls enjoy,,,,, どうぞよろしくお願いいたします!<3

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a study in rosie

So to recap (correct me if I’m wrong on any of this):

1. Mary is always wearing that blue shirt throughout setlock and in promo photos, save for the AGRA bits in the trailers, and the setlock photo of her and John at Mint and Mustard

2. In addition to the same shirt, she also has the same long curly hair (grown out since the tarmac) in the supposed-birth-in-the-tunnel scene, the baby shower footage, the six month old pink bunny baby footage in the market. 

3. She’s always slim. Not a pound of post-pregnancy weight.

4. Sherlock’s on his phone at the shower and the christening, standing in the same position. The Telegraph announcement makes a joke about him being on his phone. 

5. Newspapers are fairy tales. In this show the press is full of bullshit. (Kitty, Cam.)

(5a. The headline is about Dr. Watson’s secret, which is not a baby. In the past he’s been “John” or “John Watson” in the papers. His secret is his full name, John Hamish Watson, which represents his sexuality as he kept both secret from Sherlock, but which Sherlock deduced in TSoT – and now everyone else is about to find out.)

6. No promo pics of the baby. Baby could be a cantaloupe in a pink blanket. The only time we saw a real actual baby was that market scene, with the dog and the bunny costume and the whole Scooby Doo vibe.

7. Rosamund Mary Watson. RW, Rachel Wilson, stillborn daughter. The real Mary Watson was also stillborn. Rosie for short––so cute! Rosie pink, pink blanket, pink bunny, study in effing PINK. And just in case we missed all that, the word LEINSTER is right next to the announcement. What happened at Leinster Gardens? I must have blacked out…

8. Weird Colbert clip where John is “uh yeah fine good”ing his way through Greg’s questions about fatherhood.

9. Hilarious family photo where Mary is dressed like Sherlock (or Jim, and I think the ambiguity is deliberate, you or me? I am you). Can’t actually see the baby. Cryptic congrats to the happy couple….tweets from crew. Amanda RTing that they look dead and hollow.

10. Honestly is anyone out there still not a TEENY bit suspicious that maybe, just maybe, this baby is not real?

I’m actually getting really pissed at how the white tumblr/sjw community is completely ignoring the actual Japanese input on Avril’s video and telling them what to be offended by. On one hand you’re accusing her of using them as props but at the same time you’re ignoring all of the Japanese writers and directors who worked on it, the Japanese fans she wrote it for and Japanese pop culture in general. (Have any of you broads *seen* a J-pop video? This shit was awful but tame.) There’s a post right now outright dismissing the actual Japanese input, completely brushing their say about something that’s supposedly offensive to them aside, devaluing their say as if they’re ignorant children, getting major support. And yet Avril is racist for making a tribute to this particular fandom over there? Nigga please. Stop infantalizing an entire culture so you can feel intelligent and offended because you all look like assholes.

anonymous asked:

THE OTHER ONE?! OLIVIA IS A QUEEN YOU HAVE NO RUIGHT TO DISPRECPECT HER LIEK THAT KIMANI

where was your kitty equality bullshit when my mother Meredith was being dragged left and right for her unwillingness to conform to Taylor Alison’s criteria of the perfect cat? where was your kitty equality when my independent queen Meredith was scorned and betrayed by the public when she dared show her true colors and reveal herself to be a symbol of strength and defiance–a feminist icon. where was your kitty equality then?