kittie banks

THE SIGNS AS CRIMINALS
  • Aries: Arsonist
  • Taurus: Weed Grower
  • Gemini: Cannibal
  • Cancer: Kitty/Puppy Kidnapper
  • Leo: Bank Robber
  • Virgo: Bomb Maker
  • Libra: Crack Cocaine Trafficker
  • Scorpio: Serial Killer
  • Sagittarius: Meth Cook
  • Capricorn: Grand Theft Auto
  • Aquarius: Pick Pocketer
  • Pisces: Insurance Fraud

mexican-reflective-glass  asked:

Really? Hotdamn what did you get if you dont mind me askin?

uuuuuuuuuuh i bought some stuff for my piercings caus hteyre getting infected caus im lazy Depressed (Like mouth wash and tooth paste) I bought some Kool pants. Some kinetic sand, a hello kitty sheet set, a hello kitty ……. ceramic bank……. , some random stuff like rolls of tape and old spice shampoo and some stickers……. I cant tell the rest bcause theyre all gift for my qpp :0 (But i can tell you  privately if you want 👀
But basically i bought a shit ton of expensive stuff for cheap cause my poor ass deserves it

Kinetic sand was 15.99, I got it for 7.99
The bank was 21.99, i got it for 6.59
Sheet set was 29.99 and i got it for 14.99
The misc stuff was like 2 dollars each.

Getting a cat
  • Me: OMG I'M SO EXCITED I FINALLY HAVE A CAT
  • *1 hour later*
  • Me: You can just go in my bank, kitty. I'll take care of you.
  • *6 years later*
  • Me: Goddamnit why does this freakin' cat take up valuable bank space

Ryden has been resurrected and you cant stop it we are going to be getting new material like never before new info at light speed i bet all of the change in my hello kitty piggy bank on it