Context: the party (a were-cat rogue named Socks, a tiefling fighter named Tinawamach, a half-dragon half-ghaele named Nik, an aasimar wizard named Hypatia, a cat-spirit named Kitsume, and a wild elf wizard named Aramil) is in a battle against 2 human zombies, a troglodyte, a wolf skeleton, and an owlbear skeleton. One of the human zombies has already died, and each of our wizards have used one offensive spell.
Tinawamach (OOC): [to Hypatia (OOC)] You should seduce the human zombie!
Hypatia (OOC): I need to save my spells so I might!
It reaches Hypatia’s turn.
Hypatia: I seduce the zombie!
DM: Roll a charisma check
Hypatia: [succeeds] Well hi there, sugar! I’m sure you don’t wanna be attackin’ us! [bats eyelashes]
DM: It moves closer to your face but it is not trying to attack you
Hypatia: Well don’t you have a pretty…eye
DM: Roll to see if you are sickened
Hypatia: [fails, vomits] It’s not you sugar…it’s…it’s me…
A round or so passes and Hypatia is no longer sickened.
DM: Hypatia, the zombie’s jaw falls off but it is still looking at you with one bedroom eye
Hypatia (OOC): [starts playing Careless Whisper]
Kitsume: I try to get the zombie away from Hypatia [succeeds]
Hypatia: [pulls out her dagger] I am gonna stab my beau! [misses]
Socks: I am going to convince the zombie that if it dies, Hypatia will love it [29 with bonuses]
Hypatia: we’ll do this Romeo and Juliet way! You go first
Zombie: [shoves its head into the dagger]