Because it is Friday, here is a video of my friend Chris showing how to store a case of beer in the pants his company makes. 

“The 12oz. beer can is a universal American Standard Unit of Measure and a good illustration of the load-bearing capabilities of the Kitanica PNT X.A.”

One time in high school I was looking through the closet in his kitchen for a snack and he heard me digging around and  yelled at me from two rooms away: “KEEP YOUR MITTS OFF THE PECAN SANDIES”

(Pecan Sandies are of course one of the worst, driest cookies available, but it was so rare to have good treats at his house that there had to be a scarcity model around them.)