swan queen - doin’ dirt

dedicated to kristina: first of all i know you’re probably like ‘omg how did you make this so quickly?!’ but thats just ma skillz ok ;) ANYWAYS happy birthday my precious soulmate!! ily so much and im grateful that i have you as a friend, i have no idea how i survived without knowing you because i know i couldn’t live without you now, you’re amazing and hilarious and well.. a little insane XDD i hope you have an awesome day and enjoy this poorly made video ^_^

ballion  asked:

This is weird, but I watched all episodes of Once in like two days and I'm in love with The Evil Queen. Could you recommend me any good blogs here on Tumblr for Lana/OUAT graphics and photos? I figure that someone with that username would know. ;) Thanks in advance.


  • frivolouswhim
  • fuckmelana
  • lanasboobies (aka woolgrill)
  • kisza93
  • sinful-obsessions
  • klorella
  • simplymaterial

anonymous asked:

Apple dear, do you have a favorite plaything to keep you occupied during all those cold, lonely nights while Cinna is away? Or does mommy just pet you a lot to make you feel better?

Well, I had Shaky Earl but mommy and I got *ahem* a little over-exuberant and broke his motor, but we’re getting counseling about how much I miss Emma and Cinny. It’s helping a little. Mommy and I hold each other and try to banish the grief at night…and in the morning…and sometimes in the bath…after breakfast…at lunch…mid-afternoon…and in the car.

tinakris  asked:

1, (WE NEED MORE OF YOOOOU.) 4 and 8 :D

1) Post a pic of yourself: EW BUT WHYYYY?!

(I can’t remember if I posted this on here or not so here this is half decent enough I guess…)

4) Fav song atm: Right now definitely Starships by Nicki Minaj.

8) Tell me a secret about yourself: I saw The Hunger Games movie before I was done with the book. *GASP* SCANDALOUS! 

tinakris  asked:

In honour of your marvelous icon.. Jane Rizzoli!

Gah ok!
  • why i like them
She’s ridiculously badass! 
  • why i don’t
She’s so deep in the closet I think she’s found Narnia. Jane  you’re killing me here. 
  • favorite episode (scene if movie)
3x02. Especially the end bit with the hot forehead boob action when she bent down all protective over Maura.
  • favorite season/movie
Hmm Season 1 probably
  • favorite line
I was watching the first episode and wasn’t sold on the show or the Rizzles thing yet then suddenly - “Are we having a sleepover or is this your way of saying you’re attracted to me?” - BAM. Sold.  *grabs popcorn*
  • favorite outfit

  • otp
… I’m not even going to bother responding this I mean really. 
  • brotp
  • head canon

Jane finally comes out of the closet and admits her feelings for Maura and it’s possibly going to be hilarious because alcohol will be involved and it will be a the dirty robber with everyone watching and *sucks in a big breath* they'lllivehapplilyeveraftertheend

  • unpopular opinion
I feel like if she was an actual cop she would have been let go a while back. So much shit has gone down and I feel like she would have been investigated or declared unstable or something. I dunno. 
  • a wish

  • an oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen
Jane/Anything with a penis… unless.. like.. Maura decided to go sex toy shopping or-.. 
  • 5 words to best describe them
Really, really… really bad ass
  • my nickname for them

Jane. HAH I’m so original.



  • Your name and username? 
  • Where are you from?
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theatre, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, Polka dots, LOL, Papaya, Penthouse, Beastly, Subtext, Smile.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • What do you say to address a group of people?
  • What is your favourite colour?
  • What colour are your eyes?
  • Do you have freckles?
  • When is your birthday?
  • What was the last thing you drank? 
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Do you speak a second language?
  • Say something in it? 
  • Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends?
  • Eat a taco or a quesadilla?
  • Be a shark or an elephant?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?

kisza93 replied to your post: Whaddafuq is Eurovision?

That is the best explanation of Eurovision I have ever heard dear lord xD

IT IS LEGEND!  Last year was the first year I was on twitter for Eurovision.  It started out as light-hearted mockery and, by the time the votes came in, it ended up like a BNP rally.  No love for Britain.  EVER.  And, considering the acts we’ve sent to Eurovision over the last few years, I am not surprised.  This year it’s Bonnie Tyler.  BONNIE FRIGGIN TYLER.  

Gone are the days of Bucks Fizz, Lulu and Sonia.  So sad.

tinakris  asked:

ME! Errm I mean, Maura Isles :D

HAHAH. omg side note I probably shouldn’t queue things like that IT ENDS IN CONFUSION. Ahem ahem: 

  • why i like them: Glorious hair porn, dem boobs, reddish brown stains
  • why i don’t: Beards. So many beards. 
  • favorite episode: FFFFfff.. umm.. I’ll get back to you
  • favorite season: 1
  • favorite line: ”I like Tommy.. but I love you” EVEN IF JANE DIDN’T GET IT JUST UGH 
  • favorite outfit: birthday suit
  • otp: Rizzles
  • brotp: Frost in season 1, possibly Susie Chang in the upcoming season if they start using her for more than cock blocking
  • head canon: Hmm something non-rizzles-y. Angela spends a lot of time playing mum to Maura. Janes even gotten angry about her invading Maura’s weekend time but Miss Isles is yet to voice a complaint.
  • unpopular opinion: Ermf.. well.. she might be a bit too good for Jane? Jane can be such an ass and I think the lack of friends in the past has made Maura a bit blind to this
  • a wish: do I really need to say that?
  • an oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: RIZZLES. No not that rizzles the Tommy rizzles. 
  • 5 words to best describe them: Damn gurl you so fine
  • my nickname for them: Mau..r..a… *hangs head*