I legit cannot believe that when that picture was taken Isak was telling Eskild not to post it because they weren’t official or anything and now he’s living together with his boy and putting kissy pictures up on Instagram and little rainbow flag emojis underneath them, isakyaki really just has come so far and he’s so happy now and so loving and so loved! I will never be over it. never!
// Well, slap my ass and call me Spanky McGee! I never expected 400 of ya’ll to give a rat’s tush about my interpretation of Aversa! How it feels my heart with joy to know others appreciate my sadistic sorceress! Either you all are horribly twisted, or simply have great taste. Perhaps both? Who cares! You’re lovely regardless! Thank you SO much for supporting and threading with me! Being in this fandom is such a blast! I love each and every single one of you, okay? Fire Emblem is such a fantastic series. It’s only right the fandom is just as swell! My appreciation for allowing me to get to know you wonderful people knows no bounds!
A = Aftercare A soft bunny bub ugh I adore him. DK probably needs more aftercare than you, he gets worn out by sex so easily the poor bby. Anyways, aftercare really isn’t an extensive, necessary process after sex with DK, it’s not rough or anything that’s going to leave you bruised or sore the day after so aftercare is very minimal. It dip more onto the line of just cuddling and tender kisses and talking about the sky and aliens than ‘fcuk gotta massage my legs so i dont get a cramp after getting fckin raILED BY THE GIANT DICK’ y’know?
B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) Boi got some bomb ass thighs. You know it. I know it. He knows it. We all know. His thighs are a frequent weapon during sex, or more for foreplay and teasing tf outta you. Everyone loves a good thigh ride but boi gotta have good thighs to ride, you know? DK got’s em and he loves em. Along that lines, DK ain’t even going to play around, he loves your hips. Loves them rolling against his thigh muscle, or bouncing on his lap, or in his hands while he’s holding you and thrusting into you with all he’s got.
C = Cum The younger the boys are as I go down the list, the more messy I think they are lol. Haven’t quite figured their dick out and stuff, he’s a fcking mess. Get the baby wipes ready, you’re gonna need them. DK’s loud…might need to put a pillow over his head when he cums, you’re not going to be able to hide what you’re up to if his mouth is uncovered.
D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) Sex with DK is pretty mundane, it’s fairly vanilla and what you see in those dumb romance movies. Buuuuuut DK’s kind of a baby and something he wants to try is just letting you take the reigns and dominate tf out of him. Hand over power completely and have him at your mercy.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) Again, the younger I go down the list, the least experience I expect them to have? A house full of boys and stuff, I’m sure they all know and watch porn cmon. Still, I think he’s a bit rusty when it comes to actually putting it to a real person, you definitely have to guide him through a lot of stuff, and explain a lot of things to him; a few trial and errors, and you’re good to go.
F = Favorite position Pretty classic and usual, missionary is his go to move, DK likes the contact and the intimacy of missionary. It’s basic but it let’s him express his love to you easily.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) Pff, DK would be one of, if not the goofiest member in bed. He’s one that would remember a dumb joke and pause with his damn dick in you and tell you ‘or i’ll forget it again!’ and carry on like nothing happened. Sex is really fun and free with DK, nothing is really intense and there’s no expectations of how serious it’s taken, it’s just a happy and fun time between you two.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they) I don’t see DK doing much down there, I don’t see him having a lot of hair to begin with so there’s not a huge need to tame it. Besides that, he doesn’t do much, if any, manscaping or anything. He leaves it alone.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) Romance is sky high with DK, it’s over the moon. Take his lighthearted sex and missionary position, he’s a talker, he constantly coos his love and adoration for you the entire time you’re having sex. The room isn’t decked out in props and bs, but he’s very vocal with you, showering you in sweet words.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation) Masturbating is kind of frequent with DK, oddly. He’s got pics of you pulled up or calls you or even facetimes you almost every night, and you two take care of business together even if you’re not physically together.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) Kinks with DK are fairly limited, and pretty innocent. Light hair pulling, marking, marking is a big one, it’s not uncommon to leave the bed with hickies covering you from head to toe. Seeing, or just knowing beneath your clothes are a garden of purple and red roses, all made by him, sends a spark right through his body.
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do) Although kinks and sex are kept rather calm and vanilla, DK’s a little shit that doesn’t really care when you two are when he’s horny? When the feeling hits, it’s gotta be taken care of or he’s whining. From the bedroom, to bathroom, to closets, even sneaking in the bathroom at the park, he’s really not picky where you two do it, but his favorite the bath at home, horny or not, no one likes getting it on in the dirty toilet at the park, at least the bathroom at the dorm is clean…
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) It really doesn’t take anything to turn DK on, he’s one of the boys that just randomly gets a boner and you’re like ‘i…didn’t do anything…’ ‘yeah well mini dk thought you did so we have an issue rn’. But if you’re intentionally trying to rile him up, just behind his ear is a lil sensitive secret, nibble on that and he’s putty in your hands.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Bondage isn’t DK’s thing. Handcuffs, scarves, rope, anything that’s going to constrict him from having free reign in moving, he’s not here for. Just doesn’t seem fun and damn, if it’s about teasing, he’ll let you have fun without tying him to a bed so? Don’t tie the baby up, he don’t like it at all.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) DK doesn’t mind it, but he’s not a master at oral. He works better with his fingers than his tongue, so take that for what it is. He’ll need lots of practice and help if oral is a huge thing you want, he’s not awful, just not the best. Help him pls. Flip side, he’s not that big on bjs, much rather be inside you you know? But he’s not going to turn it down, it’s just not his favorite play time with you.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) He toes the middle line, very average speed. Not hard and fast but definitely not slow. Pretty normal speed, steady precise thrusts; his hips work better than his tongue, that’s for sure.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) Quickies are fairly favorable to DK, sneaking in a good 5-10 minutes here and there is pretty common with him. I’d go as far to say that as many times as you have quickies vs proper sex is pretty 50/50.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) DK isn’t very shy with you, so he’s down to experiment for nearly anything. Roles, positions, locations, he’s down to play with anything at least once, to get a feel for it.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) His sex drive is pretty wild still, not quite settled down yet so…random boners…beware. But his stamina is really average, he may be able to pop hard ones like no tomorrow but they don’t stick around for long, 10-15 minutes is the most he can stretch out of one session, so you’ll live. I promise.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) Toys are a bit limited too, he doesn’t dabble too much in them. A few vibrators and outfits are about it, a hunk of plastic isn’t really his ideal plan with having sex, they’re more of a ‘hmm kinda wanna tease today but im tired…yeah lemme get the vibrator hold up’ kind of thing.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) On occasion, DK becomes a massive tease. It only comes once in a blue moon though, so you’re safe for the most part. But on those days…say your prayers. Thankfully, on an average day, DK is pretty merciful, he’s not much of a tease on a normal day.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) Fck he’s loud..DK’s one of the loudest members in bed, he’s very very vocal, and doesn’t hold back for a second. He’s an insanely loud groaner, his moans can shake the walls, never mind when he actually cums and gets even louder… Is it a lion’s roar or DK groaning, scientists can’t tell.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) Electronic pics are such a risk now, and he cares about you too much to take those chances….so what’s the solution? Polaroids. Yes, the big dummy has a hidden box of pics of you and him, he’s got quite the thing for cameras when you’re together. Of course they range a lot…just pictures of you two chilling together, cute kissy pictures, some ahem..private photos….hmm
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) DK isn’t packing huge, let’s start there. Mini DK is more on the thinner side, he doesn’t have some insane girth or anything, but he’s pushes the average length a bit, roping in about 5.8″, not gonna break your crawl space but definitely something to work with.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) [See Stamina] His sex drive is rather high, but he doesn’t always act on it, he may pop boners every five seconds, but he’s not jumping your bones because of it. It’s more of a ‘think of naked grandma till it goes away’ situation most of the time. But that does play well when you’re in one of those moods, because he’s always ready to go too. Works out pretty good.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Although sex isn’t exactly a work out with DK, he’s out like a light after he cums. All ability to keep his eyes open are gone, he’s done crashed on the bed and passed out for the next 3-7 hours. Take a nap, because you’re not gonna be able to wake him up.
I actually prefer SanSan pictures that focus more on their connection, and less on the romance, so I guess this drawing makes me a total hypocrite (after all, he’s kissing her, and neither one of them appear to be wearing any clothes). Ah, l’amour!
Another multi-chaptered fic from me. Yay! This story is a mix of a couple different ideas that I’ve have bouncing around in my head for a while. Firstly, the idea of Chat Noir and Adrien’s personalities being reversed in a way. So in this one, Adrien is the flirty goof ball (and also bad boy), while Chat Noir is the sweet gentleman. Also, the love square is also reversed. Marinette/Ladybug love Chat Noir, and Adrien/Chat Noir love Marinette. Another part of this story came from the idea of a punk Adrien. My inspiration came from these photos by @s-t-a-r-c-ohere
Please look at the pictures linked to above to know what Adrien looks like in this weird au I’ve made. Enjoy!
Marinette’s alarm clock began its screaming fit as it
ordered her to wake up and get ready for school. She smacked at the alarm until
it was finally silent and rolled out of bed. Before getting dressed and doing
her hair, Marinette sat at her desk and turned on her computer. She rested her
chin on her hands and sighed dreamily at the collage of pictures set as her
desktop background. Her computer was covered with her crush’s gorgeous face.
“Ah, good morning, Chat Noir~” She made a kissy face at the
pictures of Paris’ masked hero before being interrupted by her mother shouting
up at her to get ready. With a sigh, Marinette stood from her desk and began to
So last night this post showed up on my dash and since I’ve always had trouble with kissing poses I was just like THERE’S NO WAY IT CAN BE THAT EASY so I decided to test it out for science and um. TURNS OUT IT WORKS BRILLIANTLY. So brilliantly that I was so amazed to the point where I wanted to draw my ships kissing tested it out 3 times and it worked without fail (‘-’*)
I would usually be embarrassed about drawing kissy pictures but I’m actually so proud because for the first time, thanks to this heart method, I actually was able to draw it all RIGHT. THANK YOU DRAWING GODS ヽ(=´▽`=)ﾉ I can now draw my ships kissing and what more could we want in the world. The struggle is over.