Who the hell are you and what the fuck are you doing in here? ‘Cause if you’re here to rob me, I’m going to be the first to tell you that there ain’t nothin’ in those boxes worth stealin’, unless you’re into hand-me-down clothing and some photos of a family that no longer exists.
What does it even feel like not wearing skinny jeans? Because I think I forgot the feeling since they’re all I wear. I just unfinished packing and I counted that I have over sixty pairs of skinny jeans— twenty pairs of boyfriend jeans but I haven’t worn those in a while.