kissing unconscious people

SIX OF CROWS QUOTES

requested by a kind little nonny. 

  • “What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?" 
  • "You’re all horrible”
  • “Many boys will bring you flowers. But someday you’ll meet a boy who will learn your favorite flower, your favorite song, your favorite sweet. And even if he is too poor to give you any of them, it won’t matter because he will have taken the time to know you as no one else does. Only that boy earns your heart.”
  • “The heart is an arrow. It demands aim to land true.”
  • “Fine. But if ____ kills us all, I’m going to get ___’s ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost.”
  • “My ghost won’t associate with your ghost" 
  • “When everyone knows you’re a monster, you needn’t waste time doing every monstrous thing.”
  • "It’s not natural for someone to be as stupid as he is tall, and yet there you stand.”
  • “We are all someone’s monster.” 
  • "I love puzzles. Trickery is just my native tongue.”
  • “The easiest way to steal a man’s wallet is to tell him you’re going to steal his watch. You take his attention and direct it where you want it to go.”
  • ”_____, this whole ‘shoot me’ thing is starting to concern me.”
  • “Maybe I liked your stupid face.”
  • “I’ll acquire expensive habits in the afterlife.” 
  • “You wouldn’t know a good time if it sidled up to you and stuck a lollipop in your mouth.” 
  • “Do you have a different name for killing when you wear a uniform to do it?”
  • “Maybe your tutors didn’t cover this lesson, but you do not argue with a man covered in blood and a knife up his sleeve.”
  • “I want you to stay. I want you to … I want you.”
  • “Facts are for the unimaginative.” 
  • “None of us move on without a backward look. We move on always carrying with us those we have lost.” 
  • “I practice the art of ‘pull his shirt over his head and punch till you see blood.” 
  • "Oh, it’s worse than that, ___. If I fail, I don’t get paid.” 
  • “Statistically, he’ll probably only get some of us killed.” 
  • “I wouldn’t trust you to tie my shoes without stealing the laces,___.” 
  • “If we make it out of here alive, I’m going to kiss you unconscious.” 
  • “Usually people don’t start hating each other until a week into the job, but you two have a head start.” 
  • “If your god is so delicate, maybe you should get a new one.” 
  • “Any other impossible feats you’d like us to accomplish?”
  • “Better terrible truths than kind lies.”
  • “If any of you survive, make sure I have an open casket"
  • “I’m not sure I have a heart to give any more, ___.”