kissing burns calories

cheesy pick up lines pt 2.

“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
“Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.”
“Is your dad a drug dealer? Because you’re dope.”
“Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.”
“Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?”
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
“Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?”
“You’re so hot you must’ve started global warming.”
“I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.”
“Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!”
“Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number.”
“Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.”
“If you were a library book, I would check you out.”
“Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle!”
“Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!”
“If I followed you home, would you keep me?”
“Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.”
“A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.”
“Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kickin!”
“I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!”
“All those curves, and me with no brakes!”
“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.”
Sleeping Beauty.

@theteddylupinexperience Spencer Reid, 6, 21, 17 also congrats ^-^

6. Fun Fact: Passionate kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute

21. 5 years ago I probably would’ve run from that.

17. I estimate we’ve got about 12 minutes.

Thank you!! I hope you like it!xx-Ash

You had a habit of sleeping through alarms and often left yourself a less than favourable amount of time to get ready for work. Every morning you had to mentally prepare yourself to leave the comfort of your bed, and a loving gentleman lying next to you didn’t help. Reaching out for Spencer you found a cold empty space where he should’ve been, you groaned as the cold caused your body to shiver.  

“Spence? Why are you not in bed?” needless to say you weren’t a morning person and the whine that echoed around your room was evidence of that.

“Because unlike you Sleeping Beauty, I love mornings” Spencer pushed the bedroom door closed with his foot and the smell of coffee wafted around the room.

“Shut up.” You buried your face under the covers to hide, his positivity this early in the morning was extremely annoying.

“Good morning Y/N.” Spencer silently climbed back into bed, placing a mug of coffee on its designated coaster.

“Morning Dr Reid” you couldn’t help but smile at him, that man had made the last 6 months of your life the happiest you’d ever experienced. From the moment he’d plucked up the courage to ask you on a date you hadn’t been able to wipe the smile off of your face. But you couldn’t help but feel slightly scared, neither of you had said the ‘L’ word yet. It was probably your fault, the last time you had told someone you loved them they’d spat it back in your face and cut you out of their life, and since then any mention of the word would send you running. Spencer knew what had happened and you supposed it had frightened him off saying it and you couldn’t bring yourself to say it to him either.

“I don’t know if it really counts as coffee but I got you a Pumpkin Spice Latte. I tried it by accident on the way up and I nearly threw up it was so sweet.” He leaned closer to your face, putting on that stupid smile of his that made your heart flutter.

“Well at least I don’t survive on something that tastes like literal tar.” You winked at him and planted a small but sweet kiss on his lips, making sure to linger as you pulled away.

“God I love you.” The words slipped through his lips before he had a chance to stop them. Both of your eyes widened and he jumped away from you. His eyes scanned your face, obviously looking for some indication of what you were going to say “Oh Y/N I’m so sorry! I know you said you…” you sat up, grabbed his face and pushed your lips to his, shutting him up.

“5 years ago I probably would’ve run from that…but I didn’t know you 5 years ago.” You smiled up at him “I love you too, more than anything.” You pressed your forehead against his.

“Fun fact: passionate kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute” he leaned forward and pushed you back down onto the bed.

“I estimate we’ve got about 12 minutes before we have to leave for work, so what’s that? 76.8 calories?” he had placed himself above you, his legs straddling your and his face leaning close to yours.

“I have to say Y/N, you doing math is one of the many, many things about you that I love about you.” He closed the gap between your faces and pressed his lips into yours.

taking a bath with Tommy Holland would include

Originally posted by quent1nn

  • him not being able to take his eyes off of your beautiful body
  • splashing each other a lot
  • making bubble hairdos and beards
  • “okay, who am i now? YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”
  • his knees poking under the water
  • washing each other’s hair
  • giving each other’s massage
  • him tickling you
  • resting the back of your head in  the crook of tommy’s neck
  • falling asleep holding each other
  • scooping bubbles and blowing them at each other
  • talking until you’re both really pruney
  • “did you know that fishes with human teeth have been discovered?”
  • “no way”
  • stolen kisses
  • him ATTEMPTING to braid your hair
  • “this is too complicated”
  • but at the end,he does a pretty good french braid
  • “did you know that kissing burns a lot of calories?”
  • “really? well let’s find out”
  • kissing till you’re out of breath
  • “yeah, i kinda feel a bit skinnier”
  • slipping on your splashed water when you get out of the bathtub
otp kisses aesthetic
  • KuroTsuki: morning forehead kisses. lazy mouthing at jaws and necks. lips pressed into chapped skin in the winter. strawberry-flavored kisses in the summer. foreheads tickled by mischievous hair. mouths trailing kisses down each and every knob of the spine. balconies and back rows of bookstores.
  • Bokuaka: chapped lips. teeth. evidence of mouths on the inside of thighs. palm-kisses. tugging at the lower lip. glassy eyes. shoulder-kisses. deliberately prolonged walks home. quick and breathless kisses after practice. tugging at unbuttoned shirts.
  • Iwaoi: "your lips are my favorite way to bruise," and a ball thrown lightly at the back of a head. lips worshiping every knuckle. nervous thumbing at lip balm in pockets. tongue teasing over the upper lip. dim-lit rooms and star-lit benches. salt caught between teeth. rosy cheeks.
  • MatsuHana: fingers in hair. a mouthful of smile. hickeys resting dangerously near the collar of every shirt. secluded corners. "kissing burns calories so i suggest we skip leg day and make out for three hours." kisses over handlebars.
  • KenHina: red noses. secret kisses underneath three blankets. screen-lit cheeks. good-night-kisses. pouty lips. tucking shy strands of hair behind ears. hands in each other's pockets.

But can we take a second to imagine what nerdy Thomas would be like. He would always be reading, and when you would sit next to him and look over his shoulder to see what he was reading his body would stiffen nervously, his breathing hitched as you try to talk to him. Sometimes you would catch yourself watching him in class, his eyes always focused on the teacher, taking in every word, but every now and then he would catch you looking at him and his entire face would turn red, quickly turning away from you. When you would ask him how to solve a homework problem he would stutter through it, scribbling down notes on your paper real fast before walking away quickly, holding on to his backpack for dear life.

Eventually he would get enough courage to ask you out. He would be like, “um did you know that your heart requires energy to sustain itself, and energy can be created by cellular respiration- I mean exercise- and well kissing burns uh 8 calories a minute and well I want you to have a healthy heart so um- would you mind if I er, kissed you?” He would ramble on and you would giggle and press your lips against his, at first he would open his eyes wide with shock, frozen with nerves, but you would help ease him into it, loosening his tie, and unbuttoning the sports coat he always wears to class.

The Signs As Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Capricorn:“ Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? ”

Aquarius: “ If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard. ”

Pisces: “ Can I tie your shoe? Because I can’t have you fall for anyone else. ”

Aries: “Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.”

Taurus: “ I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending. ”

Gemini: “ I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number? “

Cancer:  ” Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you. “

Leo: ” Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back. “

Virgo: ” Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout? “

Libra:  “ You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me”

Scorpio:” If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one. “

Sagittarius: ” There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off! “

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EXO Reaction to Embarrassing You With Pick-Up Lines

I had to go through so many pick-up lines to find the right ones. I could not stop giggling after reading each other. Could you imagine if these boys came up to you and said these lines? I hope you guys enjoy these reactions <3

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Baekhyun: You would know exactly when Baekhyun was about to say a pick up line because he would give you a cheeky smile. “Do you have a name or can I call you mine?” He would tease you nonstop once you started blushing.

Originally posted by wugalaxy

Chanyeol: “Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?” His smile would stretch from ear to ear. He would come to you daily with new cheesy pick-up lines.

Originally posted by once-u-jongin-u-never-jongout

Chen: The moment he found out you blushed because of pick-up lines, he would completely abuse this fact. You would never ear the end of it. “Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?”

Originally posted by wooyoung

D.O.: “Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.” He would blush just as much as you were the moment he said a pick-up line. He would only do it because one of the other guys dared him to.

Originally posted by ohvegetable

Kai: “Even if there wasn’t any gravity on Earth, I would still fall for you.” There would be two reactions. He would be so flirty as he said the pick-up line. And then break into giggles the second you started blushing.

Originally posted by chocolatekai

Lay: “You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.” He would be one hundred percent serious. He would come to you several times a day, prepared to tell you a new pick-up line, but his mind would go completely blank the moment he was about to say it.

Originally posted by yixwing

Sehun: Sehun would be such a brat about it. He would taunt you all day every day. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

Originally posted by ohyaahkkaebsong

Suho: “Could you touch me so I can tell the boys I’ve been touched by an angel?” Ah, his pick-up lines would be so cheesy. He would tell the ultimate dad jokes and cliché pick-up lines. You would not only be embarrassed by the pick-up lines, but also by the goofy faces he would make.

Originally posted by buckybarnest

Xiumin: “There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off.” It would be impossible to not blush with this boy’s flirting. It would be so hard to tell when he was being serious and when we was just teasing.

Originally posted by parkchny

delavairesslegacy  asked:

“ kissing burns calories you know." Pierce/Nyke


He supposed he should have known better than to try and sneak out of their room. “Nyke.” Pierce continued facing the fridge, back to her. If she didn’t see, she wouldn’t know what he was having for a midnight snack.

“Are you eating?”

“Drinking one of my smoothies, M’Lord.”


He snorted. What he held in one hand was not one of the organic wheat-grass shakes. “I know you like results of them.” Pierce flexed an arm, paused, and flexed his ass muscles too.

“I’m returning to bed.”

“Keep it warm for me.”

He didn’t get a response.

Pierce glanced over his shoulder. She’d already left. He went back to sneaking a slice of the chocolate cake her sister had sent.

“Lieutenant…” Vanyke cocked an eyebrow at him as he slid into bed next to her. “You have chocolate on your face.”

Pierce stared back guiltily.

“That was not a smoothie you were having, was it?”

“No, M’Lord.”

“If I were to go inspect my dear sister’s cake, would I be correct in assuming a particularly large piece is missing?”

“Yes.” Pierce grinned and fell back against his pillow. “Sparky makes a damn good cake.”

“Is this going to become a regular occurance when she sends cakes?” Vanyke poked his belly. “Those cakes have a lot of calories, Pierce.”

He rolled over, grinned as he wrapped his arms around her. “Kissing burns calories, you know.” Pierce trailed kissed up her neck to her ear. “So does-”

(I think we all know where this leads to)

BTS as cheesy pick-up lines

Jin: There’s side view, rear view, and what else? I loview.

Suga: Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.

J-Hope: Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?

Rap Monster: Kissing burns 6,4 calories per minute… Wanna workout?

Jimin: If people were boogers, I’d pick you first.

V: You must be a banana because I find you a peeling.

Jungkook: Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person of my dreams.