sansan coffeeshop au tho: sansa is a barista and sandor comes in every day to get a coffee for him and his boss (sandor takes his black no sugar and joffreys is black with lots of sugar because haha lets do like sandor except im a weak baby).

 sansa is like there ya go sir when she gives him his order and hes all “im no sir im a dog” shes like wtf???? after that whenever he comes by to get his coffee she draws little dog pawprints on his coffee and hes like wtf thats cute….

75: Game of Thrones 3x05
  • 75: Game of Thrones 3x05
  • Close the Door and Come Here

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “Kissed by Fire”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 75 Game of Thrones 3x05 

Robb’s got cleavage. Jon has cave sex. Beric waves his flaming sword (not a euphemism). Jaime can’t hide his boner face and Olenna can’t get enough of those figs. Roose is on the loose as we debate who has the better ass and sigh over sweet Shireen and young Gendrya love.

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3.05: Kissed by Fire

Brienne: Why are we watching an old episode?

Jaime: I thought you needed a reminder.

Brienne: That I really need a flaming sword or that Jon Snow does know one thing?

Jaime: *grumbling* I’d forgotten about that. Just keep watching, wench.

Brienne; Are you still thinking about that sellsword from last week?

Jaime: This has nothing to do with that.

Brienne: Of course, it doesn’t. You wanted me to remember you swooning in my arms like a maiden in a song?

Jaime: I did not swoon.

Brienne: It was a manly swoon. Better?

Jaime: No.

Brienne: *sighs* Next time we can watch “The Bear and the Maiden Fair” and you can be the hero. But if you start singing that song I will kick you out of this car.