sansan coffeeshop au tho: sansa is a barista and sandor comes in every day to get a coffee for him and his boss (sandor takes his black no sugar and joffreys is black with lots of sugar because haha lets do like sandor except im a weak baby).
sansa is like there ya go sir when she gives him his order and hes all “im no sir im a dog” shes like wtf???? after that whenever he comes by to get his coffee she draws little dog pawprints on his coffee and hes like wtf thats cute….
Robb’s got cleavage. Jon has cave sex. Beric waves his flaming sword (not a euphemism). Jaime can’t hide his boner face and Olenna can’t get enough of those figs. Roose is on the loose as we debate who has the better ass and sigh over sweet Shireen and young Gendrya love.