kiss and motley crue

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• Motley Crue
• Guns n Roses
• Skid Row
• Alice Cooper
• KISS
• AC/DC
• Van Halen
• Rolling Stones
• Aerosmith
• Ozzy Osbourne
• David Bowie
• Iggy Pop
• Sex Pistols
• 70’s
• 80’s
• horror
• punk rock
• anything classic rock and rock n roll related

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Bands and Girls They Like by Chuck Klosterman
  • GUNS N' ROSES: Bisexual models; submissive women; girls who would buy them booze.
  • MOTLEY CRUE: Strippers; women who have sex in public (particularly elevators); lesbians.
  • RATT: Hookers with a heart of gold. Or strippers with a heart of gold. Or thirteen-year-olds.
  • WARRANT: Virgins who exhibited the potential to become nymphomaniacs.
  • DEF LEPPARD: Drunk girls; female vampires.
  • THE CULT: Female vampires only.
  • FASTER PUSSYCAT: GNR rejects.
  • W.A.S.P.: Magician's assistants; women with rape fantasies; lower primates.
  • AEROSMITH: Models, but not waifs; high school snobs; more girls who like having sex in elevators.
  • CINDERELLA: Gypsies.
  • TESLA: Farm girls; whoever they used to date in junior high.
  • SKID ROW: Nameless, faceless, top-heavy sex machines (with hearts of gold).
  • BULLETBOYS: Girls with particularly deep birth canals.
  • L.A. GUNS: Drug-addled hitchhikers who like rough sex.
  • BANG TANGO: Faster Pussycat rejects.
  • VAN HALEN: Party girls; bikini models; the homecoming queen; cast members of "One Day at a Time."
  • DAVID LEE ROTH (solo): The same as Van Halen, except with bigger boobs.
  • BON JOVI: The girl next door.
  • VINNIE VINCENT INVASION: The dominatrix next door.
  • SLAUGHTER: Girls who couldn't make the cut as Bon Jovi groupies.
  • WINGER: Whoever Bon Jovi groupies used to baby-sit.
  • POISON: Girls who liked to tease; girls from small towns; good girls gone bad.
  • KISS: Any girl who wasn't dead.
  • IRON MAIDEN: Dead girls.
  • JUDAS PRIEST: Boys.
  • METALLICA: None of the above.
Most glam rock blogs:

-crying over the attractiveness of Nikki Sixx, Jon Bon jovi etc.

-complaining that there are no bushy haired guys around anymore

-*casually talks about Tommy lees dick*

-shitposting

-calling glam rock band members “girls” or “pretty ladies”

-more crying

-“I didn’t get to see motley crue live and now I wanna die”

-worshiping the fabulousness of Paul Stanley

-“poison is probably the gayest straightest band in the world”

-memes

-laughing at the pink, sparkly clothing

-having to search “kiss band” instead of just “kiss” otherwise you are met with gifs of people who are making out.

STOP TO SEE THESE ROCK FIGURE DOLLS

KISS

LOOK AT THIS CRAFT!!

Mötley Crüe 

YOU CAN CLEARLY TELL WHO THEY ARE 

Blackie Lawless W.A.S.P.

JUST BY THERE FACE AND NOT THERE LABLE!!!!!

IRON MAIDENS EDDIE

HOW COME

KING DIAMOND 

THERES NOT MORE FUNDING FOR

SUPPORT THIS MAN SO THESE DOLLS CAN REACH THE FANS!!!