kishi you little shit

Who broke it?
  • *Eisuke's coffee maker is broken*
  • Eisuke: Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just wanna know.
  • Everyone: ...
  • MC: I did it. I broke it—
  • Eisuke: No. No, you didn't. Mamoru?
  • Mamoru: Well, don't look at me. Look at Soryu.
  • Soryu: What?! I didn't break it.
  • Mamoru: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
  • Soryu: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
  • Mamoru: Suspicious...
  • Soryu: No, it's not!
  • Baba: If it matters, probably not, but Ota was the last one who used it—
  • Ota: Baba! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Baba: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Ota: I use the wooden stirrers to put back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, Baba!
  • MC: Okay, okay. Let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Eisuke.
  • Eisuke: No! Who broke it?
  • Soryu: (quietly) Eisuke, Hishikura's been awfully quiet...
  • Shuichi: Really?!
  • Soryu: Yeah, really!
  • *pandemonium ensues*
  • Eisuke: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

1 no one ever got enough hinata’s onsen ponytail 
2 who can sleep thinking about hinata 

happy early valentine’s day :d

on a more negative note: Kishimoto IMO did a bad job developing the girls. I’m sad we don’t know anything about Hina’s personality beyond that she is hard-working, polite, and love-sick over Naruto. I like to imagine she is a ball of sunshine like her name says and they r cute like this n shit. 

f you kishi little bitch think women are inferior
me and my vagay r going to beat u up soon