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Kagami and Akashi are Related! Reactions

Requested by anon

Akashi:

Kuroko: Well this is awkward.

Kise: Yeah, almost doesn’t seem possible.

Kasamatsu: I have to agree with Kise, this can’t be real.

Kasamatsu: I mean, these two are to opposite to be relate.

Midorima: Well different upbringings would make them act different.

Akashi:

Kise: Also physically they’re totally different except for red hair.

Murasakibara: They both have red hair, surprised we didn’t put it together sooner.

Akashi:

Okamura: I guess this makes Seirin vs Rakuzan more of a battle between brothers than our match.

Himuro: Damn, another brother to compete with.

Akashi:

Aomine: Wonder which parents had Kagami?

Imayoshi: My money is on Kagami’s dad and Akashi’s mom.

Momoi: Guys this is serious!

Momoi: We should be helping them through this confusing time!

Kagami: Honestly, I’m okay with this.

Kuroko: Seriously?

Kagami: Of course, true this is weird but, I think me and Akashi can act like mature peopl-

Akashi: NOOOOOOO!!!

Akashi: HOW CAN I BE RELATED TO THIS MORON!

Kagami: HEY!

Akashi: I’m an emperor and yet half of my blood flows through this beast!

Hayama: Oh come on, having a brother can’t be that bad?

Akashi: If it’s Taiga yes!

Kiyoshi: I think Akashi is in shock cause not knowing you have a brother out in the world for sixteen years and then finally finding out you do, probably will take some getting use to.

Akashi: Finally someone who understands the situation.

Kiyoshi: But now they’re together and can call each other nii-san.

Akashi: No.

Mibuchi: Oh, and sense sei-chan was born later, he can call Kagami Onii-Chan! It’ll be so cute!

Akashi: Shut up, now!

Mayuzumi: Oh, how wonderful, brotherly love.

Akashi: Okay, that’s it *Holds up scissors*

Kuroko: Where are you going, Akashi-kun

Akashi: To trim the family tree, Tetsu

anonymous asked:

MTC? Is it still going on? It's the interviewer anon- did you miss me? I missed you. ANYWAYS TO THE INTERVIEW WE GO- as always, gom! Do you do any other sport besides basketball?? Also, when do you find your s/o most attractive? Pls don't give me that, "everyday she's beautiful" type of answers. I'd like that cringe-worthy answer 😂😂😂. k thanks babe. interviewer anon is out ✌🏻️✌🏻✌🏻 uNtiL NEXT TIME~~~

I sorta changed it more into what they would find attractive, ooops~


Akashi: “Well, I play volleyball and tennis sometimes but that’s about it. I especially love when I can see someone doing something they’re passionate about, whether it be their job or hobby, that’s attractive to me. 

Aomine: “Oi, I just like basketball. I guess the most attractive thing would be someone sporty, maybe someone who wouldn’t mind playing a match with me.

Kise: “I don’t like many other sports than basketball!~ Most attractive? Hmm, I feel you can tell when someone feels the most comfortable around you, I find it attractive when someone is real around me.

Kuroko: “Sometimes I play baseball, but very rarely. Someone’s the most attractive when they smile, seeing the happiness and joy radiate off of someone is the most attractive thing for me to see.

Midorima: “I play baseball and volleyball every now and then. The most attractive thing about someone would have to be confidence, someone who can take charge.

Murasakibara: “I just play basketball. The most attractive thing about someone would be their laid back side, when they seemed the most relaxed.

  • Midorima:Alright, uh, moving on to strategies…
  • Akashi:[groans]
  • Kuroko:Are you okay, Akashi-kun?
  • Akashi:Just a little tooth pain, I’m fine. Continue.
  • Midorima:Okay. Each of you will be handling an opponent, and…
  • Akashi:[groans]
  • Midorima:Do you need to go to the dentist, Akashi?
  • Akashi:I don’t like dentists. Just a second. [takes out a pair of pliers]
  • Midorima:Hey! No, no, no!
  • Kise:No, no, no, no!
  • Akashi:[pulls his tooth out]
  • Everyone:[yells]
  • Aomine:What the fuck?!
  • Kuroko:Oh my God.
  • Kise:[faints]
  • Akashi:I’m sorry, everybody, what were we talking about? Strategies?
  • ...
  • Akashi:(aside) Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday, but it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your teammates that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. Plus, it’s always fun to see Kise faint.
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