kink: phonesex

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distance makes the heart grow fonder

summary: phil’s visiting his parents and dan is sad and alone. and tipsy. and horny. he decides to call phil and tell him exactly what he thinks about at night.

genre: smutty smut smut

warnings: lotta lotta dirty talk, drunkenness and some swearin but apart from that we cool

word count: 1,400

A/N: LoL im sO awkward when it comes to sexual stuff n this is my first attempt at smut so i wouldn’t be too offended if u think this is the worst thing you’ve ever read. but at least u read it. thanks for that at least. :).  

Extra tags: phone sex, mutual masturbation, dirty talk