kink: phonesex

First [4]

First

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© 2014 Katarina Jones

~*~

Lara smirked to herself. The things she was doing to him. She fluttered her eyelashes as she looked up at him, twisting her body a bit so that her front side was facing him. “Why don’t you show me?”

“What?” Lucas choked out, realizing that his words might’ve been misinterpreted. But did he really mean to say that?

Lara rolled her eyes, crossing her feet, almost straddling him and said, “I said, ‘why don’t you show me?’”

Lucas turned away, placing the lotion on the concrete floor and rolled his eyes. “I know what you said, Lara. I just want to know why you said it.”

She shrugged, smiling up at him mischievously and said, “Are you scared that I’m going to do something?” Lara turned back around, facing away from him as she began paging through her Vogue magazine and said, “Don’t worry big brother, I know you don’t have the balls.”

Under all the pressure and his ego taking over, Lucas bent down and delicately nipped at her smooth skin, making the nineteen year old girl shudder in forbidden pleasure.

“Now was that so hard?” She asked, breathily, almost sounding faint. She was going faint, but faint with pleasure. She needed to make a move on her brother soon—or her eagerness was going to take over.

He shook his head, clearing his throat and said, “Alright, I’ll…uh, I’m going in.”

“Mm,” Lara called back, trying to sound disinterested as she kept looking through the pages of cute clothing and made sure to hear the sound of the glassed patio door locking before she turned around to let out a suppressed breath.

How much longer would she have to hold these feelings in? It’s not like she had been with her stepbrother for long this year, but she had been lusting after him for quite some time! Now that he was here with her, how much longer would she have to endure before she finally got what she wanted?

She didn’t want to wait any longer. She wanted, needed Lucas.

Lara took a deep breath and grabbed her phone, unplugging it from the iHome. Since, Lucas couldn’t finish the favors for her; she’d have to find another way to release all her sexual tension. She walked up the stairs, not bothering to stop and see if Lucas was in the kitchen or in any other room, and locked herself in her bedroom.

Taking deep breaths, she stepped out of her towel, throwing it in the hamper and tied her blond hair up in a messy bun. She didn’t have time to fix herself or even take a shower, all she wanted to do was put her trusty ole’ B.O.B to work.

Grabbing the purple vibrator, Lara climbed on the bed and closed her eyes. She needed this to be quick. She wanted to cum, scream, shriek, pant, all in a couple of seconds and then take a shower.

The sun was making her feel sticky and itchy and since she didn’t have much to do, she figured that she could catch up on some lost sleep. Every night, she’d stay up either reading something that would make her excited, or watching something that would do the same.

Then she’d spent a couple more minutes up, trying to reach her delicious climax until she finally would be relaxed enough to sleep.

It had become such a routine, that Lara couldn’t go to sleep without doing it. One time she had used up all the batteries in the house and that exact night her B.O.B. decided to run out of battery. Lara had never experienced such a difficult trial.

She didn’t even sleep. She didn’t care that she was becoming addicted to the glorious feeling of an orgasm, what bothered her more was that she hadn’t experienced it with someone else doing the favor for her.

She was beginning to get a bit tired of using the same routine. Turn it on, slide it in, rub it around, climax and scream. She wanted something else, something different. She wanted—her stepbrother.

The thought brought her back to reality and she arched her back as the toy entered her heat. Just having the small buzzing sensations against her nub was enough to make her bite her lip and shut her eyes closed.

Lara threw the covers off her feet, already feeling hot and kicked her knickers off. What she didn’t realize was that Lucas happened to be walking down the hall and his curiosity took the best of him.

Her door was opened, leaving a completely sinful view to Lucas or better yet, the view of his life.

His blue eyes widened as he stared at Lara. She was completely oblivious to his presence, she was indulged in the pleasure that she was experiencing.

Lucas watched with lust-filled eyes as Lara squeezed her bikini-covered breasts, while rocking the vibrator back and forth. Incomprehensible mewls left her lips as she curled her toes and sped up her movements.

Slush-like noises began to fill the room as her wetness became more prominent and Lucas scratched his erection.

He wanted to move. He wanted to close his eyes and stop ogling his sister like the pervert he was. But he couldn’t. He was glued to the spot with a hard-on in his pants. He had to find release before he’d do something he’d regret; like stepping inside his sister’s room.

Lucas closed the doors of heaven and begrudgingly went to his room. When he entered the room, he thought of ways to release himself. Should he masturbate thinking of the images he had seen next door? Or should he take a cold shower?

He didn’t exactly want to take a cold shower. Even though it was summer, he preferred warm showers. But he also didn’t want to masturbate to the thought of his nineteen year old step sister that was just wrong and plain disgusting!

Running his fingers through his dark brown hair, Lucas took a deep breath and walked over to his computer. He was as hard as he could get and he knew that either way he was going to jack off, but he’d feel less guilty, if he was thinking about porn rather than Lara.

He typed in his password and watched the computer come to life. His fingers ran over the keyboard nervously as he typed in his favorite porn site and sat back as pictures of naked women popped up on the screen.

Ads jumped all over the screen as he clicked on his favorite category; lesbians. Although, he ignored most of the ads, one particular advertisement caught his eye.

No sign up required. No credit cards. No bullshit. Just a phone call and our girls will take you on a steamy ride. Click now before our offers end.

Curiosity took the best of him as his cursor hovered over the ad and he clicked on it. After a couple of questions and fake names, Lucas had an account and three numbers to call.

His heart was beating excitedly as he grabbed his phone and walked down stairs. Before he’d do anything, he wanted to at least get something to drink. He didn’t think too much on his unlocked laptop, after all, his sister was reaching heaven in her room and there was no one else in the house.

“Holy fuck…yes!” The squealed moan proved even more that he had plenty of time to go downstairs, prepare something quick to eat and then call the numbers of those girls that would help him finish his erection off.

Little did he know that as soon as he was going down the stairs, Lara entered his bedroom. Her plan was to get him to help her release a bit of the tension, but she was left disappointed as she entered his room and found it empty.

Curiosity drove her over the edge and she found herself tip-toeing over to the dimly lit laptop screen. Her eyes widened as she read over the contents on the screen and a small smirk played on her lips.

She knew her brother was naughty, but not this naughty. He was calling girls to have phone sex with them. At least he wasn’t meeting with any of them, she all but hoped. The thought of hearing Lucas speak dirty fetishes into the phone, brought a new type of craving to Lara.

She wanted to be one of the girls on the other line that could speak to Lucas. She wanted him to tell her his naughtiest fantasies and tell him hers. She quickly grabbed a pen from the desk and wrote down on her hand his account name.

_Lux

It was short and simple, but Lara liked it. Wow, she rolled her eyes; she even liked his nerdy choice of names.

Sooner than Lucas could find her in his room, Lara walked back to her room and made sure to copy the name of the site and his account name on a small piece of paper before entering the shower to rid herself off the light smell of chlorine her body had acquired by just sitting near the pool.

In the other room, Lucas slid his pants down his legs along with his boxers and walked over to his bed. The crisp and soft Egyptian cotton sheets under his naked skin felt glorious. He loved the smell and feel of clean sheets and since he had fallen asleep on the couch the previous night, this was going to be the first time he’d laid down on the divan.

His erection was growing a bit soft, but he hoped that with the help from his phone companion, he’d be able to release all the cum that was slowly killing him.

On the website, the first girl Nix told him that he could have five minutes with her, any more than that and he’d have to pay. Lucas agreed and decided to call her first.

He didn’t care that he didn’t know what these women looked like. All that mattered to him was their voice, if they had a nice voice and knew what to say to get him to cum, then he’d have no problem.

“Hello?” Nix, breathily whispered, in an attempt to sound somewhat seductive.

Lucas frowned, already feeling completely unsatisfied with his first call and cleared his throat, “Uh, hey?”

Nix laughed, low and throaty and whispered, “So this is your first time calling, baby?”

“Yeah,” Lucas replied, the sounds that his sister was making earlier came back to haunt him. Surprisingly, though, his erection quickly sprung to life, tall and hard.

“Mm, well that’s alright. I’ll take care of you.” Nix moaned into the phone and said, “Will you let me take care of you, Lus?”

Lucas’ frown deepened. This woman didn’t even say his name right. Although, he hadn’t specifically spelt ‘Luc,’ he thought it’d be common sense that the ‘x’ was pronounced like a ‘c.’

“Will you let mama Nix take care of you?”

Alright, Lucas thought, this was not helping his cause at all. In fact, this woman was making him regret ever getting hard.

Phone sex wasn’t as fun as he once thought it was. He remembered a girl back in Cali that climaxed so hard he practically felt her reaching the clouds. He didn’t even know the girl’s name. She simply called him asking him for phone sex and he didn’t decline.

Lucas cleared his throat, trying to cut Nix’s fake moans off and said, “Alright, this isn’t working for me. You’re great and all Nix, but you’re not cutting it for me.”

Before the girl could go off on him and tell him what a cunt sucker he was, he hung up and took a deep breath, looking down at his cock.

Lucas had one of those cocks that made girls—happy. It was long and thick, something that he prides himself in. The veins on his shaft stood out a bit; what with all the blood rushing in, and his head was a light pink. It glistened a bit with the small moisture of pre-cum oozing from his cock and it even twitched a bit when he forced it too.

He was easily a bit more than nine inches. But having a big dick wasn’t all. He had to know where to touch a women and how hard to touch her, luckily for him though, he was gifted with the perfect hands and knew how to make women come back begging for more.

He tried with another caller; Ebony, but yet again he was left unsatisfied. What the hell was wrong with these girls?! Why couldn’t they help him get a tiny bit hard? Or better yet; what was wrong with him?! Well he was hard; he just needed to cum in order to be happy.

With a sigh, Lucas got up from his bed and made his way over to the computer. Just as he was going to log off, a red bubble appeared in his screen. A notification that a new caller wanted to have a bit of fun with him.

He was reluctant. He had called two women and they were horrible at what they did, what would make this girl any different?

Hey baby, care to have some fun? ~ Peaches.

The name made him chuckle. Why would anyone want to name themselves after a fruit? Then again, maybe the girl tasted like Peaches; maybe she was so sweet that it reminded her licker of peaches.

Hey Peaches, sorry to disappoint but I’m actually leaving this website. Not my kind of thing.

A couple of seconds later another message appeared.

Aw come on, stud. I promise that I’ll make it worth your while.

Lucas thought for a minute. What could be the worst that could happen? His sister was in her room, probably about to sleep and he wouldn’t have much to do the rest of the day. It’s not like he was going to kill anyone by talking to another girl, right?

Alright. What’s your number? I’ll call you.

He got up from the black plush chair and grabbed his phone. If he was going to talk to this girl, then he needed to make it fast. The last thing he needed was to waste his time on another person that would try to get him to jack off but got nowhere.

No, stud. Gimme yours, I can’t let you know who I am, now can I? c;

Lucas rolled his eyes, liking the boldness of the girl and caved in. Ten numbers later, he sent the message and tapped his fingers on the edge of the keyboard impatiently, waiting for Peaches’ call.

There was something about the girl that made him curious. Hell for all he knew, “her” could be a “him,” but he’d find out as soon as she’d call him.

“Hello?” The sultry voice on the other line spoke, leaving Lucas dumbfounded. “Are you there, stud?”

“Y-yes,” Lucas cleared his throat, feeling the embarrassed heat crawling up his neck and up his cheeks.

“Mm,” Peaches purred, “you sound so sexy. Your voice is deep and husky. I like it like that. How are you, stud?”

“I’m good,” Lucas got up from the chair and walked back to his bed. He was surprised at how comfortable he was beginning to feel with the mysterious girl. “What about you?”

Peaches laughed. “And you’re a gentleman!” she chuckled to herself for a bit, a sound that managed to make Lucas’ erection harden, “I’m well, stud. Just sitting here, playing with my wet little pussy. What about you? What are you doing, baby?”

His breathing hitched in his throat. How could a voice so damn sexy make him so hard?! How was it that this particular voice could make him so damn hard when all the others couldn’t even get him half way there?!

Well the answer was simple; Peaches was no other than Lara Hilt, but Lucas didn’t know this—and wouldn’t know it either. This was one of Lara’s many dirty secrets; she’d tease him over the phone for a while and then get what she was yearning for soon.

“What?” Peaches asked, “Kitty got your tongue? Mm, well as long as it’s my kitty that has your tongue, I don’t mind.” Another moan rolled out of her lips, making Lucas groan as he squeezed the head of his shaft and listened to her breathy moans. “Would you do that, baby? Would you suck my little pussy dry?”

The ludicrous words only seemed to turn Lucas further on. Her voice was sweet like honey but sultry and dangerously sinful, making the twenty-one year old, horny guy want more of what she was offering.

“Yes.”

“Ooh, just what I like to hear. You got a name, stud? I want to scream it when I shove my fingers up my tight little cunt.”

“Lucas,” he groaned, squeezing his shaft a bit harder as he rubbed his hand up and down quickly, “my name’s Lucas. What’s yours?”

“Whatever you want it to be, baby.” Peaches replied as she moaned, trailing her fingers up and down her soaked slit. “What do you want to call me?”

“I,” Lucas took a deep breath, closing his eyes in pleasure as more pre-cum began oozing down his hard erection. “I don’t know.”

“Aw come on, stud. Isn’t there someone you fantasize about? Isn’t there someone you’d wish you could scream their name while you came?”

He thought about it. Was there someone he wanted to think about while he came? Then the answer hit him. He didn’t know if it was because he was horny or because she had been in his head the entire time he was talking to Peaches, but he knew the answer to her question.

“Yes,” Lucas winced as he fastened his handy work against his long shaft and said, “I want to call you Lara.

First [5]

First

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© 2014 Katarina Jones

~*~

Maybe it was the heat of the moment. Maybe it was his subconscious. Maybe he had wanted to say that. Or maybe, just maybe, he was going completely crazy.

As soon as Lucas realized what had just escaped his lips, he shut his eyes and silently groaned. How much more disgusting could he get? He had just told Peaches that he wanted to call her “Lara.” What kind of sick older brother feels this way?!

“W-what,” Lara stuttered on the other line, suddenly forgetting to lower her voice to make it sound like ‘Peaches’. To say she was shocked was an understatement. Her brother wanted to call her, as in Peaches, Lara.

“Hello? Peaches, you there?” The husky voice at the other end snapped her out of her lust filled thoughts. She nearly forgot that her brother was on the line, waiting to get his release. Oh he’s definitely getting a very good release! With that determined thought, Lara spoke.

“Oh I’m here baby, Peaches isn’t going anywhere.”

Meanwhile, Lucas was getting restless with his hard-on. He didn’t even know the chick and yet he’s at the verge of coming! Damn that tease! Her sweet voice sent lustful shivers up and down his spine, well if his cock counted as a spine that is. He composed himself before he could embarrass himself and answered the little vixen.

“Oh okay.” Great! I sound like a stupid teenage boy, Lucas thought. The little minx was playing with his head; he couldn’t think straight! His hand was gripping his shaft and slowly stroking it, trying not to come then and there.

“Mmm, my little kitty is weeping. How is that mighty fine soldier of yours? Let me guess, he’s standing at attention right?” Lara was having so much fun with her newfound hobby. This way she’ll be able to please herself and also her brother, and he won’t even know.

Images were flashing in her mind and her lower abdomen tightened with desperate need. She wanted release again.

“Lara?”

Her breath hitched in her throat. She didn’t know what to say. The way his deep, husky voice called out her name, made her senses wild! Before she could answer him back, the line went dead. She stared down at her iPhone and noticed the black screen.

What the fuck? Lara was confused at this point. He hung up on her, but why? Did he find out that it was her and felt disgusted? No, that can’t be it.

Maybe he was embarrassed or something. Lara heaved out a sigh and set her iPhone on the table. She laid down on her soft bed and stared at the ceiling. She was this close of having her fun but Lucas had to hang up on her!

Lucas stared at his phone wondering why the hell did he hang up? His cock was semi hard but still hard. Now what will he do? A cold shower it is then.

After setting his phone on the bed and taking out a pair of fresh clothes, Lucas went to have a cold shower. Fifteen minutes later, Lucas was all cleaned and released. His stomach let out a hungry growl and he looked at the time. It was quarter to eight and he was starving! Starving for a the phone vixen, but food will do.

For now.

Lara was still laying on her bed, deep in thought when there was a knock on her door. “Come in.” The door opened and her brother popped in his head. His hair was wet and sticking to his forehead, giving him a sexy look.

“Yes, Luc?” Lara couldn’t help but ogle the sexy beast of her brother in front of her. He had a pair of black pants which were hung dangerously low on his hips, a red checkered button down with the first two buttons undone and sleeves rolled till his elbows, showing off a pair of tan strong arms.

Lara nearly had an orgasm at the sight of her brother. Damn doesn’t he look scrumptious!? Her mind was flooded with wicked thoughts including her brother naked.

“So, you up for it?”

“Huh?” Lara looked at Lucas in confusion.

Lucas sighed and repeated what he had said earlier. “I was wondering if you would like to go grab a bite with me.”

A devious smirk grew on her lips as she pushed the silk comforters off her legs and twisted her body to face his. “What will we be ‘biting’?”

Lucas rolled his eyes, raising a perfectly arched eyebrow and said, “Food, Zee, now get your ass out of bed if you’re coming.”

Lara laughed. “Why don’t you bring your ass to my bed?”

She couldn’t believe that she had just said that, but there was no going back and she didn’t exactly regret it. Now Lucas on the other hand, stood in place with eyes wide open and a gaping face. He didn’t know whether to be reply in the same manner or punch himself from the disgust.

Nonetheless, his mouth chose for him and he heard himself saying, “Maybe some other time.”

Lara widened her eyes, but tried to keep her cool and nodded. Realizing the sexual tension he had just caused between the two, Lucas coughed and said, “Anyways, you have an hour to get ready. No more, alright?”

She nodded her head, her blond curls shining with the light coming in from the hallway and Lucas gulped. His sister was truly turning out to be a goddess–and he couldn’t have her.

He believed that a woman’s body was like a temple. He loved cherishing it and taking care of it like it should have been. He wanted to cherish his sister’s body like the exquisite temple it was; he just didn’t know whether to be fully disgusted or just give in to the pleasurable sin.

Without another word, he walked out of her room and headed to his own. He needed to take another shower but this time not to calm down his hormones, but to relax and freshen up.

He ran his fingers through his brown hair, along with the hot water streaming down his body and closed his eyes. There was nothing better than taking a shower and enjoying it. It was one of his favorite things to do, which might’ve been seen as weird but he loved it. It was like all of his worries were washed away down the drain.

The strong smell of his Axe liquid soap filled the room along with the steam rising on the mirrors. Lucas inhaled deeply, smirking to himself as a conceited thought broke through his mind. He knew he was attractive, there was no doubt about it, but he also knew that girls went crazy when a guy’s scent was evocative.

Right now, he was playing all the right cards.

In the other room, Lara had just finished applying lotion to her legs. She admired the soft and vanilla colored skin as her fingers trailed up and down her faint muscles, like her brother; she also knew she was attractive.

She didn’t need someone to tell her twenty four seven that she was good-looking. She knew it, she had heads turning even at the corner store; but she wasn’t conceited, she was simply confident.

She had learned that a man loved a confident girl–and Lucas was all in for confident girls.

The dress she had chosen for the night was beautiful. She didn’t really want to overdress but her want to impress her step-brother was greater than her fear of ‘overdressing.’

It was colored a beautiful red with a strapless, sweetheart necklace that was studded in tiny diamonds and a thick studded diamond belt that wrapped tightly around her slim figure. The fabric was soft and dainty; almost transparent, which was exactly what Lara wanted.

She wanted to look sexy in Lucas’ eyes. She was tired of him looking at her like a little girl. She needed to change that aspect he had of her, so that when she made her first devious moves, he wouldn’t be so surprised.

Her thick blond hair fell around her shoulders in soft curled waves, almost looking like a waterfall of gold. She had on light make-up, but enough to accentuate her features and hide the ones she wasn’t so fond of.

To finish her seductive look, she wore black opened-toe stilettos that shone whenever light hit. As she stared at herself in the mirror, she felt accomplished, she could only hope that the restaurant Lucas was planning on taking her wasn’t some dingy fast food place because she would definitely be the center of attention.

And although, that was one of her favorite things to be, this night she wanted the sole attention of her step-brother.

With one last satisfied look, Lara turned around, grabbed her silver clutch and walked over to Lucas’ room. She knocked twice and as soon as the door opened, her heart fastened its pace in her chest.

Lucas was certainly looking edible.

He had on dark slacks and a grey buttoned down shirt tucked in. His hair wasn’t slicked or styled in any specific way, it looked like he had just gotten out of the shower and dried his hair with the towel, leaving it somewhat messy and sexy.

The sleeves were rolled up to his elbows, making his muscled arms seem even sexier than they were. The sly smile that adorned his face was one to start wars over.

As Lara admired the god in front of her, Lucas didn’t wander far. His dark blue eyes slowly grazed over every curve she had, every piece of visible skin seemed good enough to eat.

She was everything a goddess should be. Beautiful, smart, caring–and practically untouchable.

Lara’s cheeks slowly heated up as she noticed the smirk on Lucas’ lips grow. She cleared her throat, suddenly feeling shy and said, “Uh, shall we get going?”

Lucas laughed, throwing his head back as he stepped into the room to shrug on a black vest. As they walked down the stairs, he buttoned it up and smiled the whole way down. When they reached the door, Lucas, like the gentleman he was, opened the door for his sister and placed his hand on the small space of her back.

~*~

The restaurant was a lavish restaurant, giving a welcoming look. It was classy and new. Lucas and Lara walked side by side although both of them had the urge to hold each other’s hands.

“Welcome to La Senza.” A short brunette hostess welcomed the two with a warm smile but shot daggers straight at Lara. The girl is about the same age as her with Made in China written on her forehead. Lara simply rolled her eyes at the girl and looked around the restaurant in awe.

The restaurant was dimly lit, giving it a romantic feeling. The sweet aroma of lilies hit her nostrils. Lara was too busy exploring the restaurant with her eyes that she didn’t notice the looks the waiters were giving her.

Lucas, on the other hand, was watching every single look the waiters were giving Zee. He wanted nothing more than to just pound his fist on their faces till they passed out. He must admit though, his sister looked beyond beautiful. It was almost painful for him to keep his hands to himself.

“Table for two, please.” His deep voice asked the desperate hostess. Lara wanted nothing more than to just bitch slap the chick.

“Follow me, Mr and Mrs…?”

Before Lara could correct the dumb girl, Luc beat her to it; “Hilt.”

Lara simply smiled, liking the way he introduced them. It sounded like they were a pair of newlyweds or something along those lines. She liked the way it rolled of her tongue. Mr. & Mrs. Hilt.

She was already a “Hilt” but not by choice, not because she had been married into the family but because her mother changed it when she was younger.

The brunette nodded her head and lead them through the restaurant, all the while swaying her fake ass to distract Luc’s attention, which she wasn’t failing at.

They had reached a table which was situated at the less crowded part of the restaurant but still gave it a perfect look, with light music being played in the background. Couples were mostly sitting there and doing all the couple-y stuff.

After both of them had settled down, the same brunette strolled their way with a wide colgate smile plastered on her face. Lara had the sudden urge to snap at her but she thought twice before doing any such thing. Wouldn’t want to get sent to jail at such a young age, now would we? Not to mention that she still hasn’t gotten laid by her step-brother.

“Can I start you off with some appetizers or do you want to jump straight to the main menu?” The way she said ‘main menu’ was like a dog panting for water. She was that desperate!

Before Luc could interfere her again, she spoke. “How about a new waiter perhaps? Yeah, that’ll be great. Thank you.” Lara gave the brunette her best fake smile and gave her the ‘shoo away’ gesture. From the corner of her eye, she saw Luc giving her a look. Lara mentally patted herself on the back.

The hostess left or more like stormed from the table. Good riddance, leech!

The clearing of a throat snapped Lara back to reality and she looked at Luc who was giving her a weird look. Is something wrong with him?

“What?” Luc simply shrugged and flipped through the menu. Lara started to get frustrated. She hated it when someone gets her attention and when she asks them what’s wrong, they either shrug or say ‘Nevermind’.

Painful silence loomed over the table. Both of them were busy flipping through the menu. Lucas had his eyes glued to the beauty seated opposite of him. He knew exactly why Zee sent the waitress away–jealousy. She was jealous and frustrated with the hostess.

Lucas couldn’t help but scan his eyes up and down her fit body. He knew he shouldn’t being doing such thing, but damn!

Lara was completely oblivious to his hungry stares. His blue eyes raked over every inch of her, admiring the change she had went through. She was no longer the shy little girl; she had bloomed into a beautiful exotic woman.

She bit her lip into her mouth as her eyes scanned over the menu. Fried Scarabs? Gross. Lemon-Dipped Chicken? Mm, maybe. Grilled Frog Legs? Definitely not something she would eat. 

Lucas watched as her face scrounged up in disgust and she flipped to another page. These appetizers are worse than eating trash, she thought to herself as she rolled her eyes.

He found it somewhat attractive that she was frowning down at the menu and biting her lip into her mouth. Sadly for him, he wasn’t the only one that was busy staring at the beautiful girl.

Other men in the restaurant stared at her with covetous, hungry eyes and it made him infuriated. He didn’t know if it was because she was his little sister or if it was because he wanted her for himself.

A young, handsome waiter was approaching their table and Lara couldn’t help but give him a once over. He was handsome, but not as handsome as the guy sitting opposite of her.

“Are you guys ready? What are your orders?” Lucas was watching the waiter with hawk eyes. He knew what that asshole was thinking. His jaw clenched and he controlled himself as he didn’t want to create a scene.

“Yes we’re ready. I’ll have the chicken in cashew nut sauce with boiled rice and vine leaves as the side dishes.” The waiter scribbled down Lara’s order and then turned to Lucas who was glaring at the poor guy.

“And for you, sir?”

Lara caught the way Luc was glaring at the waiter and frowned. Why is he getting so riled up? He wasn’t complaining when the desperate chick was practically dancing her fake goodies in front of him! Why would he even glare at the guy? He wasn’t even–oh, okay he was definitely looking at her.

“I’ll have the beef stir fry with boiled rice and a greek salad as the side dish. As for the drinks, I’ll have your finest champagne.“

The waiter doodled everything and turned to look at Lara, his eyes practically glazing with curiosity. “Are you guys together?”

Lucas, who was getting annoyed with the dude, said, “Do you see her sitting with me?” The waiter shakes his head and rephrases his question.

“I meant, are you like a couple or–”

“Yes,” Lucas gritted out through clenched teeth.

“No!” Lara practically shouted, not knowing if she had said it because she wanted to see what Lucas said or because the thought of being with her step-brother other than “sleeping” terrified her.

Lucas and Lara started to glare at each other, when their glaring contest was broken by the waiter.

“Well beautiful,” the waiter broke their glaring contest, “if you’re single and ready to mingle, you know where to find me.” He gave her a wink and Lara let out a small giggle.

That’s it! Luc thought before he stood up and grabbed the waiter by his collar. He could hear Lara telling him to stop but he wasn’t going to listen. 

They are so getting kicked out of the restaurant, Lara thought as she rolled her eyes and slumped back into the seat. There was no use trying to get Lucas to stop. When he started a fight; he had to finish it.

“What the hell is your problem?” Even though Lucas was angry, it brought Lara’s senses awake. The way he gritted out each word was just so damn hot! Damn she should’ve brought an extra pair of panties.

“N-nothing man! I didn’t know she was your girl.”

The poor guy looked like he would pass out any moment now. Lucas shook him a little and then pushed him back. The guy stumbled slightly but regained his balance. The entire population of the damn restaurant was looking at them, but apparently it wasn’t anything to get so alarmed about. No one had called a manager, no one had stood up to help the waiter and no one had tried to calm Lucas down.

They all knew better than that apparently–because Lucas was like a caged lion, tame when he’s in, but wild when he’s freed.

“Now you know. Now get lost!” The waiter practically ran away and disappeared. Lucas, happy with what he did, sat down and looked at a frowning Lara. “Why the frown?”

Lara raised her eyebrow and took a deep breath to start her rant. “You’re asking me why I have a frown? Seriously?!” she rolled her eyes, “Lucas, that was not necessary. It was just a simple question! You didn’t have to go all Hulk on the poor guy!”

Lucas was starting to get mad. Is she that oblivious? A guy was basically hitting on her, knowing that she had come with another guy, and she says it was not necessary?

“He was hitting on you!”

Lara rolled her eyes at his lame answer.

“Seriously? And what was that brunette doing, huh? Knitting a sweater?” They weren’t shouting at each other but were whisper shouting mostly, nonetheless, you could still feel the uncomfortable tension between the two.

“Why are you getting so mad in the first place, Zee?” Guys can be so stupid at times!

“I mean, she was shaking her ‘Made in China’ goodies in your face! Did I say anything? Did I go all ape-shit on you? NO!”

Lucas sighed, massaging his temples slowly, her hissing-tone of voice was becoming a bit annoying and he desperately wanted to silence her to just get a couple of sentences in. What was it with girls, whenever they got into an argument, they’d never let the guy talk?

“And don’t you dare say that you didn’t see anything, I saw how your eyes sparkled. A guy does light flirting with me, you go Hulk on him but when a desperate whore,” she seethed, “shakes her good for nothing goodies you–”

Lara’s eyes went wide.

She couldn’t believe this was actually happening. Lucas was getting tired of her never ending rant and the only way he could think to shut her up, was to kiss her.

Lucas deepened the kiss and nibbled on her lip. Lara, lost in wonderland, opened her mouth and allowed him entrance. The second their tongues touched, fireworks erupted in her stomach. Luc cradled Lara’s face in his hands and tilted his head for better access.

He died and went to heaven–or maybe it was hell! She tasted so sweet and delicious that he never wanted to detach their lips.

~*~

For some reason, that gif makes me giggle cx

How to talk dirty.

Guy: "Tell me something dirty, Baby.“

Girl: *giggles* "Okay. Ummm. My bathtub, Oh! the floor mats in your car, the bottoms of shoes, chimneys, the blades of my ceiling fan, waiting room chairs, door knobs, school desks, underneath restaurant tables, movie theater floors, public restr-”

Guy: “UHHHHH…OHHHH…OOO. I just came.”  

The End.

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Summary: One night, Chris drunkenly suggested that Dan call a phone sex line to figure out his sexuality. Since then, Dan has been hooked on a person who works there, with a gorgeous deep chuckle and the name of Phil.
Word Count: 1850
Warnings: dirty talk, phone sex line, virginity kink, exhibitionism, side Chris/PJ
A/N: this fic took so long bcs I actually had the world’s longest idea ever. Also I’m in the process of writing a Klaine fic, give me feedback on if you’d like to see that or not