What would I give for a playboy who couldn’t keep it in his pants and who runs through women. But what I have is a son who shows no interest in them. Oh, you thought I didn’t know? I’ve been keeping pictures of our family out of the free press for years. What you do at night, with your boys, after your show of skirt-chasing, is a disgrace. If you were my second son, I wouldn’t care. But for a king, it’s not possible.