okay no joke but I would watch a two hour movie of everyone in the losers club just hangin out. being kids. playing board games and staying up late and not worrying about an evil ass clown entity terrorizing their town. thank u.
ABSOFRUITLY (thank you to everyone else that also sent this! <3)
(ANY TIME IM WRITING REDDIE PLEASE ASSUME IM WRITING THEM AS 16/17 YEARS OLD!! I NEVER EVER WRITE THEM AS PRE-TEENS UNLESS THEY ARE SPECIFIED AS THAT AGE!! THIS IS FOR WHEN THEY ARE 16/17!)
Which one sexts like a straight white boy?
Richie for fucking sure. In the book this boy was looking at his dad’s playboys at age 11 he’s such a fuck. He texts Eddie the WORST things (a lot of time joking but sometimes no) and uses so many ;) and eggplant emojis and “what would you be doing if I was there rn? ;))))” Eddie threatens to block his number daily.
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?
BOTH OMG they are both such softies. Eddie would probably be trying to make it look like he wasn’t crying but tbh Richie doesn’t even try and hide it. By the end they’ve got a tissue box and junk food on their laps and are openly sobbing. UP is their biggest weakness.
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?
RICHIE YOU CANNOT EVEN DEBATE THIS. When Richie is first starting to learn how to take care of himself (which is pretty early, because his mom doesn’t take great care of him) he does this one time when Eddie is over and Eddie screams at him before teaching him the dos and don’ts of the kitchen. He’s like “I cannot fucking believe you almost just blew this house up” and Richie is just laughing because he totally had no clue you couldn’t do that.
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?
Richie does it all the time at first, especially at school and Eddie actually doesn’t mind it. He does it once back to Richie and Richie DIES he thinks it’s really cute.
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?
EDDIE AND RICHIE HATES IT. IT’S EDDIE’S WAY OF GETTING RICHIE BACK. Every single time Eddie does this Richie feels his soul leave his body and is like “how could you betray me like this”
Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?
Eddie secretly loves reality TV. His mom is really into it so when he was younger they used to watch it a lot together. He still is kinda into keeping up with those shows so he watches it in secret (but Richie thinks it’s mad funny and sometimes sits with Eddie to watch it and makes fun of the people on screen the entire time). Also as adults they watch RuPaul’s Drag Race religiously and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Who laughs more during sex?
Honestly they both do. It’s always fun and lighthearted and happy. Richie as always is super silly and makes Eddie laugh which is super reassuring, especially because he’s always a bit nervous with this sort of thing.
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?
BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!! A MILLION TIMES BOTH!!!!! SOMETIMES EDDIE LIKES THE FEELING OF RICHIE HUGGING HIM ESPECIALLY BECAUSE RICHIE IS SO TALL AND WARM, BUT A LOT OF TIME RICHIE LOVES BEING HELD AND TAKEN CARE OF TOO!! HE DOESNT GET THAT A LOT AND EDDIE LOVES PROVIDING THAT AS WELL BECAUSE HE’S ALWAYS THE ONE BEING BABIED SO HE LOVES TAKING CARE OF SOMEONE HE LOVES!! IT TOTALLY GOES BOTH WAYS DEPENDING ON THE MOOD!
Hiya! The International Baten Kaitos Day of Haberdashery got me wondering: a couple years go, we tried to sort out who the favorite characters of the English-speaking Baten Kaitos fandom were. But we didn’t settle the really important question: who has the best hat?
…OK, yes, yes. But who has the second and third best hats in all of Baten Kaitos?
Reblog with your first, second, and third choices for best Baten Kaitos hat by November 24, 11:59 p.m. Eastern time (currently GMT+5). That’s short notice, but democracy waits for no one. The winners will be announced on November 25, the last day of Our Glorious Spiriter Week 2017. Trophies will be delivered in the back by Verus in a position that minimally compromises lung function.
- Headbands (adult Gibari) don’t count. Ridiculously high collars (adult Ladekahn) don’t count. Crowns (young Ladekahn) and headdresses (Corellia) are OK. Helmets are kind of pushing it, but I suppose you could include adult Giacomo and Ayme’s headgear in your vote if you wanted. For the Children of the Earth, please remember that their hats should be considered separate from their extremely distracting masks.
Stuff that encases the entire head (Guillo’s hood, Kamroh’s…enormous wood pumpkin) does not really count as a hat for the purposes of this poll.
- And, hey - don’t forget about shopkeepers while voting! That dude in Mintaka didn’t wire up his hats for nothing! (Also, if you’re voting for a character who appeared in both games, please specify which version’s getting your vote.) Just to make it clear, you’re not restricted to the illustrious representatives in the photo selection above - any hat-wearing individuals in the franchise are fair game.
OK, good luck! Exercise your right to vote in a civilized and peaceful manner, just like our friends in Alfard!
Candidates and voters are requested to refrain from wing-ripping. Until the last couple days of voting, of course.