kings of leon revelry

anonymous asked:

WTF was all that pure pastel pink promo shit weeks ago? I feel like I dreamt it. Now when I look at the album art and listen to the lyrics about different women and sex and I make no correlation to the pure soft vulnerable bare Harry on the cover. WTF is the hard candy lyrics? WTF is going on with 'I am not a womanizer' image. Oh yeah sex, drugs & rock'n'roll. That's what's going on. As a fan of rock music I am so proud of the album. As a fan of Harry, I am disappointed.

Hello, and thank you for your message.

I completely understand. In fact this morning I did a full rant about my thoughts on the matter via Twitter. You can read it here. Like high key, Twitter is where I have no filter and am like “THIS IS WHAT I’M THINKING!!” and Tumblr is where I’m an analytical hoe about things, so let’s analyse!

I listened to the breakfast show last night (as I am currently in LA) and then fell into a mini rage coma because I, too, was like, “What the actual fuck just happened?” Then I woke up to this:

And I was like, “Well this is probably the most damage control we’ve ever gotten or will get.”    

HOWEVER! The dichotomy from Harry rainbow-wearin Styles and this NO HOMO I HAVE HETERO SEX WITH ALL THE WOMEN Hersh makes me…uneasy. That’s the only word I can come up with. Let’s be honest, last week Harry looked about one tattoo and rainbow away from coming out. This might as well have been him at that hockey game:

And then today with this…

There’s just this constant push and pull between what Harry DOES and what he says in interviews. But I get it. I do. Harry Styles is a billion dollar commodity. Do you understand how much revenue he’s brought to Sony in the last month? He sold out a tour for music that no one had even heard in minutes. 

At one point in my vida loca I was offered a publishing deal with a company that everyone has heard of. They wanted to publish it through their non-fiction department and they wanted me to say that I had slept with a don or professor at my university. Which I hadn’t. This was during my final year at university, and whilst I’m sure my life would’ve had a much different trajectory I’m also sure that once people figured out who I am (as many have), I would probably be stripped of my hard-earned Oxbridge degree for lying and shaming my university. Which is why you’ve never read any kind of SCANDAL at Oxbridge. Just the normal undergrad sex and drinking stuff. I rank quite low on the list of outrageous alumni if you look at the last 900 years of students. 

Back to Haz. 

Whilst I never compromised my morals, I also didn’t sign any kind of deal with the devil when I was 16. We have absolutely no idea what the details of his employment are. And he is an employee. Harry is owned by someone. Whether you like it or not, the bottom line doesn’t stop at Harry, it stops at the people who are investing in him and relying on a substantial profit. 

Perhaps the rainbows and pink and very romantic vibes he’s got going on with just about any man in his vicinity thing were all put out there to test the waters. We know that they monitor the fandom, and maybe the analytics didn’t hit their “okay to be gay” criteria. I’m speaking bluntly in terms of business because I can guarantee you that Sony cares about exactly one thing: the money that they are making for themselves. 

Something else to consider when recovering from whiplash because of this complete 180 Harry’s done since last week, is that interview with that horrible woman who said, “Fans are convinced that ‘Sweet Creature’ is about your relationship with Louis Tomlinson. Is it?” After which Harry spent approximately 138 seconds saying “Uhhhhhhhh” before refusing to say “no”. He could’ve said no! He could’ve SHOUTED no, as he did at Grimmy when he said, “Here’s a song about Taylor Swift!” One thing we got from that interview is that Harry does indeed have the word “No” in his vocabulary. “No. This isn’t about Taylor Swift.” vs “Yes. I can understand why fans think this is about Louis because it is but I would lean towards them maybe being wrong.” That isn’t how you say no. And that didn’t go over anyone’s head. 

Honestly, I love this album. “Woman” is actually my favourite song from it at the moment. I can’t really listen to “Two Ghosts” because it sounds too much like “Revelry” by Kings of Leon and that song is forever associated with a very bad time for me so yeah. “Woman” just reminds me of Bennie and the Jets and 27 Dresses.    

I just wish it could’ve been left at, “ It’s much more powerful when not taken simply as what it is.” Because that’s so true. This album is so layered and brilliant and I think I’m mostly mad that they’ve reduced it to such a boring and blatant interpretation. We got the very opposite of what Harry’s been telling us when he all but said that these songs are about actual women that he literally slept with. 

So I guess my question is…what exactly is Jeffry helping with aside from bringing back a narrative that Harry seemed to have tried relentlessly to debunk?

I just can’t reconciliate the Harry that they’re pushing this week with the Harry that reacted this way to being called a womaniser in an interview:

Regardless of what you think or ship, I do think that it’s fair to feel like you’re being asked to accept two completely contrasting versions of Harry Styles right now. 


In the dark of the night I can hear you calling my name,

With the hardest of hearts, I still feel full of pain,

So I drink and I smoke and I ask you if your ever around, even though it was me who drove us right into the ground.

See the time we shared it was precious to me,

But all the while I was dreaming of revelry.

anonymous asked:

hey do you think you could possibly do a playlist of 'if you like the arctic monkeys you'll like....' you have such good taste in music!!! x

thanks man!!!!! and sure!!! sorry its taken me a while 2 reply i’ve been brainstorming and it’s taken a while but i’ve divided it into 5 sections depending on album bc they’ve all got pretty different sounds so

if u like Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not, u’ll like….

if u like Favourite Worst Nightmare, u’ll like…….

ok this is where we break because if you haven’t listened to The Last Shadow Puppets (alex turner’s baroque pop/orchestral fusion side project with miles kane) you really should they’re gorgeous:

if u like Humbug, u’ll like…..

if u like Suck It and See, u’ll like…..

if u like AM, u’ll like….

sorry this came out so long it was just hard 2 make a concise playlist of 20 when they change their sound so often…. hope this helps tho!!!!!

Music Tag

I was tagged by @simpurl, thanks lovely! :)

  1. Revelry by Kings of Leon
  2. Champagne Supernova by Oasis
  3. Gypsy by Fleetwood Mac
  4. Sweet Apocalypse by Moby
  5. Day Sleeper by REM
  6. The Fire by Birds of Tokyo
  7. Midnight by Coldplay (Kygo Remix)
  8. Offshore by Chicane (LP Remix)
  9. Guns and Roses by Lana Del Rey
  10. Ocean Drive by Duke Dumont

Tagging: @paperfriendd, @sullivanrandomness, @pixelddump, @sleek-simmerr, @reverieinsimlish and whoever else wants to do it! ;)


i. lostprophets - always all ways // ii. frightened rabbit - backwards talk // iii. coldplay - amsterdam // iv. kings of leon - revelry // v. the national - start a war // vi. andrew belle - wants what it wants // vii. gregory alan isakov - second chances // viii. typhoon - prosthetic love