kingcandybyday

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“FOR CODE’STH STHAKE WHAT ISTH IT?! I’M VERY, VERY-

Huh?”

“Hey your Majesty!! How’s it goin’? Guess what? I brought you something sweet!

Hope you like it!!

I thought maybe since I was in the neighborhood that I couldstopbyandbringittoyouIpickedthemmyselfandblahblahblahblahb…bl…b…”

(SWEET MOTHER OF GOBSTOPPER, DOES SHE STOP TALKING? It’s, hoo-hoo~, getting… QUITE late…)

~

*SNATCH*

“Listhen, Taffycakesth, I’d have to interrupt you in your, hee-hee, sthimply grandioseth tale but really I musth be off-“

“But-“

“TAFFYTA MUTTONFUDGE, PLEASETH LEAVE, I HAVE TO GO.”

“I-“

*SLAM*


(Part 3/3

Special guest: Taffyta Muttonfudge!

OKAY REUPLOADING. Whew. I messed up, sorry for doubling up on your dash, I hope you guys understand I had technical difficulties. ._.’)

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There we go! :D

psychicswords - “vanellope breaking into the castle for some mischief?”

ask-kcb-and-the-twins (who’s off to a convention so I’m not sure if you’ll see this, haha.) - “((KC snuggling up on Sour Bill? :3 *all the snuggles*))”

and wreckerofthepenthouse - “DO SPONGEBOB MEETING DIPPER AND MABEL”

I’m getting the hang of this thing, I think. :)

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“Yeah, I’ve gotta stay cramped up in this rotten- I mean… wonderful castle. What do I do, eh? Well… there was one time where I tried my hand at fryin’… I’m guessin’ the cookin’ program’s in the king’s code…

Les'see, what else? Tried sleepin’. Apparently got a gnarly case of ‘insomnia’ or somethin’ like that. So doesn’t come too easily for me.

…So I occupy my time with my radical moves.

Yeah, life in the castle’s pretty sweet, I guess. No regrets whatsoever. I never get bored with these 23 rooms, fully-stocked kitchen, garage, library, bathhouse, ballroom, photo gallery, armory, chocolate coin vault, courtyard I can’t even go in at night, and those stupid 'secret rooms’ that the racers rumor about.

But… there is ONE new addition I never get tired of…”

(Part ½ - I assume?

Not dead, by the way. Just life things. c:)

Why is that… *GASP* MY NEW TABLET? :0?!

It hath arrived! Huzzah! (I also got two huge bottles of pomegrante tea from my mother, my absolute favorite. :) )

Anyways, kingcandybyday followers, I need some practice on this thing: I’ve used a legitimate tablet for a total of about 5 minutes in my entire life so send me some requests so I can put some minutes on this thing, preferably about a certain royal midget. :D That’s right: Vanellope, obviously. Please bear in mind I haven’t, as mentioned above, have much practice at all, so these are gonna be rough.

I’ll end this with a question mark so it can be answered?

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“Why did he think it was a good idea to try and write his signature in ink with his kart in the photo hall? *Grumble* And then, to think, I have to-”

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“Oh AAA, sir…”

“Weeell, what do you think, Thour Bill? I tried programming it to look a bit more on the regal sthide and lessth like, sthay, an ungrateful mushroom-grabbing plumber, hoo-hoo~ I thought it would make me more ‘pronouncthed’ for my candy denizensth.”

(I’m sobbing right now, because there are so many people following me, and I have this horrible flaw of trying to satisfy everyone, so I’m like, “WHAT DO YOU EXPECT OUT OF ME?! I DON’T WANT TO DISAPPOINT YOU." I know it’s impossible and yet I try anyways. I’m so glad I made a good first impression! Anyways I’ll stop talking and try to art faster, because I’m slow as molasses. O_O

Here’s a pic of normal K.C. standing there, just beaming.

P.S. - Notes: AAA = Their version of God. That mustache was supposed to look like a dollop of whipped cream. And I’ll be opening the Ask Box next Saturday. Hooraaaaaay. c: *Needs to art faster*)

*UNCEUNCEUNCEUNCE*

“EVERYTHING I TOUCH ISTH MY DOMAIN!”

“I don’t care who you are, you’re going to be paying for my drink you knocked over.”

“Does it matter who this guy is?! He’s the life of this snoozeville!”

(Part 2/3, so you guys don’t think I’m a lazy bum. SCHOOLSCHOOLSCHOOLSCHOOLSCHOOLSCHOOLSCHOOLASDFGHJKL)

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“HEY! WHAT’S THE BIG IDEA, BUDDY?! LEMME GO! TURBO, YOU DITCHED ME! I THOUGHT WE WERE IN THIS TOGETHER?!

I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I COULD KICK YOUR BUTT IF I WANTED TO! NOW PUT ME D-”

*Gasp*

“…”

“…”

*Ptooie*

*Moments later*

“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOO-!!!”

“Hopefully we won’t have anymore ‘problems’. Oh, and…

Thanks for the lift~”

(Part 5/5

Whew! Finally! Sorry that took so long! Epilogue to come.

Unrelated note, tomorrow’s my birthday! :D )

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“Um, excuse me. Excuuuse me! Sir?”

“Hmmm?

Wh-whhhat? Whathhh do you wannnt?”

“Why hello there, neighbor: my name is Fix-It Felix Jr. from the game Fix-It Felix Jr. I was making rounds to find my friend, Ralph, also from the game Fix-It Felix Jr., when Tapper over there was telling me that you were making quite a ruckus. I felt it was my duty not only to introduce myself to you since I’ve never seen you around these parts, BUT to also ask you if you could please calm down a bit? It wouldn’t go unappreciated.”

“…Do you even, hoo-hoo~*HIC*, do you even KNOW who I AM? The crowwwn I wear? The title I hold?!”

“…

W-well no, sir, I can’t say I do. As I just said, I, erm… don’t know you OR your… crown. I haven’t met you before, and I-

YIPE!

“You know who I am…”

(Part 3/3

Wow, this was was much funnier in my head.

Special guest appearance: Fix-It Felix Jr.!

KC was [probably] promptly escorted off the premise and lead home by a not-very-happy Sour Bill, who literally had to almost drag him dead-weight to the castle. Or at least through GCS embarrassingly to the kart.)

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“Well that'sth a sthilly questhion, I mean I don’t know how I would know about the gamer'sth world stheeing asth though I’ve only been onc-

I MEAN IT'STH A SILLY QUESTHION STHINCTH, hoo-hoo~, WE ALL KNOW IT'STH FORBIDDEN TO EVEN GET NEAR THE OUTLET TO THE, ASTH YOU PUT IT, ‘HUMAN WORLD’.

But here!

Insthead of boring you with a sthpeech (though I’m sthure you would love it, I mean, heehee, who DOESTHN’T love to hear me talk?), I’ve made you a powerpoint!”

(King Candy makes really sucky powerpoints but he loves them to death. Being from the 80s, he never really caught on to, um, design appeal.

*Drunken escapades story-arch over*)

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“Okay… it’sth okay. No one will recognize you, it’sth fine, it’sth fine. Justh firsth outing jittersth isth a-“

“Excuse me?”

AHHH!

Aheh, hoo-hoo~ Um *clears throat* H-how embarrassthing.”

“Ah, first time out since you were plugged, sir? You seem a little stressed out. Here… You might meet some nice programs there, or so I hear.”

“…Hmmm…”

(Edit: Part 1/3.

Also, note: I have the most inconsistent style for K.C. in the world.

Also also, here’s that lazy Tapper’s flyer.)