king-of-dirt

also, all I could think of while rereading the slave part of ACoK was that this was like a really intense episode of Undercover Boss - except the meme would be like,

Dirnes: I heard the heir of Sounis has an eight-pack. That the heir of Sounis is shredded.

Sophos, sadly: No, the heir of Sounis is a punk-ass bitch.