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Jealous Kaz Brekker XD

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • So one day Inej takes Kaz with her on one of her little seafaring journeys and they stop at this little seaside town in Ravka
  • And while Inej is like touring him around and telling him about different foods and stuff like that
  • Kaz notices that they’ve passed the same stall in this market twice and the young man sitting behind it won’t stop staring at her
  • And is Inej looking bACK????
  • Finally she decides to buy some food from this guy (who is around Kaz’s age and isn’t bad looking)
  • He introduces himself as Gavriil
  • Kaz decides that this is an ugly name and he doesn’t know why anybody would bestow that monstrosity upon their child
  • Kaz, of course, is Glaring and is holding his cane a bit too tight but Inej just ignores him because honestly sometimes he can be very dramatic
  • This Ravkan guy is totally flirting, rolling his sleeves up, running his hand through his hair, grinning with charm. This is classic male flirting.
  • Kaz has been around Jesper enough to recognize this immediately and it’s like little red flags have popped up in his head
  • He decides to watch what Inej is doing and while she isn’t diving too deep into the conversation she’s not exactly drawing away
  • Inej is smiling that smile that Kaz would literally die to look at and she laughs and he now is very irked
  • Kaz assumes that he would most likely be arrested by Ravkan authorities if he murders one of their citizens
  • But he is lowkey friends with their king and he has enough dirt on him for blackmail if that isn’t enough
  • Soooooo
  • Gavriil, who is really just an innocent boy in his late teens, notices the WAVES of hostility wafting off of this glowering guy dressed in black
  • “Is your friend alright?”
  • Inej turns to Kaz and just raises her eyebrows in slight distaste and Kaz makes an effort to tone down the Death In His Eyes
  • “Of course he is.”
  • Inej thanks Gavriil for the food and wisely steers Kaz away from the stall and back to the harbor
  • “What was that?”
  • “Nothing”
  • “Wait…are you jealous?”
  • “No.”
  • “You’re jealous!”
  • “I am not jealous!”
  • But Kaz is basically pouting like a five year old and Inej doesn’t know whether she should laugh or be somewhat angry
  • “I’m not allowed to talk to other boys?”
  • “Of course you are!”
  • “Then why are you jealous?!”
  • “I am not jealous!!!!!”
  • Every time he denies it the truth becomes more obvious and Inej just sighs a little because Oh Kaz
  • But after tense minutes of angrily eating lunch beside each other Kaz finally just looks at her and that is admittance enough
  • “I’m sorry.”
  • Inej has not heard Kaz say this genuinely in all the time she’s known him
  • “I know.”
  • But she still has to subtly smooth over his hurt ego and although Kaz doesn’t show it he’s eating it all up
  • Because that’s Kaz Brekker for you tbh
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What your favorite hero says about you (updated)
  • Abaddon: You like to argue about what does and does not create a carry, and also enjoy diving towers without suffering any consequences.
  • Alchemist: You enjoy making money but you're probably not efficient enough to play this hero.
  • Ancient Apparition: You like making ice puns in all chat.
  • Anti-Mage: You want to be the carry and the other team picked a couple int supports.
  • Arc Warden: You want to fuck Mysterio (of Spider-Man fame).
  • Axe: You hate fun and also the meta.
  • Bane: You love fun and also brains.
  • Batrider: You're stuck in 2012 but nobody in 1k seems to notice.
  • Beastmaster: [bounty rune voice clip]
  • Bloodseeker: You're a bastard.
  • Bounty Hunter: You have a Pavlovian response to the word "dust".
  • Brewmaster: You like beer and don't mind some micro every now and again.
  • Bristleback: You're disgusting.
  • Broodmother: You're either a horrible arachnapologist or you like to have fun.
  • Centaur Warrunner: Fucking bronies
  • Chaos Knight: You're probably into warhammer.
  • Chen: You hate having fun.
  • Clinkz: spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine
  • Clockwerk: You love the concept of a Hell in the Cell match.
  • Crystal Maiden: You like to run slow and die fast.
  • Dark Seer: You read an excerpt from The Art of War once, maybe.
  • Dazzle: You know what's up.
  • Death Prophet: You enjoy New Orleans and ghosts.
  • Disruptor: You are a filthy dinosaur fetishist.
  • Doom: You're a sad vore fetishist.
  • Dragon Knight: DK? Really? I bet you main Link in Smash, too.
  • Drow Ranger: You want to be a carry and you can't play any other ones.
  • Earth Spirit: fuck off
  • Earthshaker: You enjoy shaking and/or quaking it.
  • Elder Titan: Does anyone actually play this guy?
  • Ember Spirit: You like the idea of juggernaut but you feel like he needs more battlefuries.
  • Enchantress: You like those old disney movies where the princesses communed with animals, but you feel like they need a dash of murderous intent.
  • Enigma: ???
  • ??
  • ?????
  • Faceless Void: You miss 2013. Whoops, nevermind, you miss last patch.
  • Gyrocopter: You feel like Eisenhower had some good ideas.
  • Huskar: You love fun and hate everyone.
  • Invoker: You love Icefrog quite suddenly.
  • Io: You love communication and hate pubs.
  • Jakiro: You've purchased no fewer than 4 bad dragon toys.
  • Juggernaut: You like the concepts behind Ember Spirit but you wish he was worse and easier to play.
  • Keeper of the Light: You ask for a senior discount every time you enter the side shop and then forget why you went there in the first place.
  • Kunkka: You want to fuck a boat, sexually.
  • Legion Commander: You want to crush the enemy team with your increasingly powerful thighs.
  • Leshrac: You're a bastard.
  • Lich: You're living the support lyfe and loving it.
  • Lifestealer: Unbirthing fetishist.
  • Lina: You hate fun.
  • Lion: You hate fun.
  • Lone Druid: You're honestly just kind of confused right now.
  • Luna: You have a 45% win rate.
  • Lycan: You watched that "Wolves Need No Armor" video.
  • Magnus: You hate mana and try to have as little as possible.
  • Medusa: You hate fun and refuse to have any.
  • Meepo: You love fun and hope the enemy team doesn't ward the jungles this game.
  • Meepo: You love fun and hope the enemy team doesn't ward the jungles this game.
  • Meepo: You love fun and hope the enemy team doesn't ward the jungles this game.
  • Meepo: You love fun and hope the enemy team doesn't ward the jungles this game.
  • Meepo: You love fun and hope the enemy team doesn't ward the jungles this game.
  • Mirana: Rethink your life choices.
  • Morphling: You're bad at morphling but you don't realize it.
  • Naga Siren: You have bad taste in heroes.
  • Nature's Prophet: You love money and pushing.
  • Necrophos: You're a bastard.
  • Night Stalker: You spend a lot of time thinking about 2012.
  • Nyx Assassin: NYXXX NYXNYXNYXNYXNXYNXNYX
  • Ogre Magi: You imitate the voice(s) of whatever hero you're currently playing.
  • Omniknight: You really, really miss Warcraft DOTA.
  • Oracle: You just cry a lot these days. We're all worried about you...
  • Outworld Devourer: You were just biding your time. NOW THEY WILL SEE. YOU WILL MAKE THEM SEE.
  • Phantom Assassin: You're horrible at carrying, but you still want to try to carry, but you want to use a bad hero to do it.
  • Phantom Lancer: You have a few body doubles in real life, just in case.
  • Phoenix: CAAAAAAW
  • Puck: You insist Puck is "cute".
  • Pudge: Reading this post is making you hungry.
  • Pugna: You are passionate about skeletons and The Succ™.
  • Queen of Pain: You insist "mid" is a role just like carry or support.
  • Razor: "Stop hitting yourself" is your favorite game.
  • Riki: Your hobbies include squatting and drinking copious amounts of vodka.
  • Rubick: You have no personality, you just regurgitate what everyone around you is saying.
  • Sand King: You eat dirt.
  • Shadow Demon: You like shadows and poison.
  • Shadow Fiend: You like shadows and mid.
  • Shadow Shaman: You like shadows and pushing.
  • Silencer:
  • Skywrath Mage: You're a bird.
  • Slardar: You like the way centaur's blink-stun works but you feel like his natural survivability makes the game too easy.
  • Slark: You hate the enemy team and you will do everything in your power to ruin their lives. Also, you like to run away a lot.
  • Sniper: HO HO, HA HA
  • Spectre: You can play most carries effectively but you like a challenge. Or maybe just hour long games. It's unclear.
  • Spirit Breaker: You're a cow, and you're PISSED.
  • Storm Spirit: You don't like fun as a concept.
  • Sven: You're considering starting an IRL sword collection to complement your 73 Sven swords.
  • Techies: You don't even give a shit about patch notes.
  • Templar Assassin: Fuck fun and fuck everyone who's ever had it.
  • Terrorblade: You're no longer in denial but you're probably still bad at TB.
  • Tidehunter: You love initiating and splashing in bathwater.
  • Timbersaw: You love mobile heroes and hate trees.
  • Tinker: You just sort of hate everything, all the time. Except you, pushing-kun....
  • Tiny: Your buddy picks techies a lot and throwing him into someone is TOTALLY hilarious.
  • Treant Protector: You're either a great team player or you think rushing aghs and farming both jungles every minute or so is hilarious.
  • Troll Warlord: You like to have fun but not too much at once.
  • Tusk: You consider TI5 the greatest thing to ever happen to you.
  • Undying: You like snowballing heroes but fear smart players.
  • Ursa: Furry
  • Vengeful Spirit: I don't think this is anyone's favorite hero.
  • Venomancer: You like to reminisce about being a banana slug.
  • Viper: You're not good at dota and now you can't do anything about it.
  • Visage: You like bursts of micro and weird birds.
  • Warlock: You're a good player.
  • Weaver: You love bugs and hate being squished.
  • Windrunner: You have a panic attack every time patch notes are released these days.
  • Winter Wyvern: See Jakiro.
  • Witch Doctor: Glimmer Cape's introduction was a life-changing experience for you.
  • Wraith King: You're STILL bitter about the name change.
  • Zeus: ZEUS ULT
why you should watch rule the world

Rule the World is Sjin’s independent series on the Flux Buddies server, which focuses around his goal to create a medieval city by the name of Sjinterfell. Rule the World is a great series to watch because it is mainly plot-driven, has a great story and lore, introduces lovable characters, and has that certain Sjin charm to it.

(Long post under the cut!)

I. PLOT
II. LORE
III. CHARACTERS
IV. MISC NOTES
V. FINAL REVIEW

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And then, at last, there is the Suit of… Dirt? Well, why not.

There can be no other King of Dirt than the one and only Sips, and Sjin has (rather reluctantly) been crowned Queen.

Joining the ranks of SipsCo is the poolboy extraordinaire, Nilesy! Even though I can’t recall him actually passing the interview session…

And finally, the Ace of Dirt is, fittingly, the wizard Swampy Bogbeard!