• America: 9:01! Germany is officially late for the first time ever. All right let's do this, who's got theories?
  • Japan: Uh... his alarm didn't go off.
  • America: All three alarms? All with battery back up? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?
  • Russia: Ooh, he was taken in his sleep.
  • America: That's what I'm talking about. Super dark, Russia, but way more plausible than Japan's idiotic alarm clock theory.
  • Italy: I bet he tucked himself into bed too tight and got stuck.
  • Romano: Hmm, maybe he fell into another dimension where he’s interesting?
  • [Britain sees the group huddled around the door.]
  • Britain: It's 9:00 AM, why hasn’t the world meeting started?
  • America: Germany is a few minutes late, and we're all trying to guess why.
  • Britain: I'd like to play. I'd say he’s... in line at the bank. This is fun.
  • America: It is fun. But you're all wrong. He clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man.
  • [Germany runs into the room.]
  • America: There he is! Germany! Where have you been? We've been worried sick, do you care to explain yourself?
  • Germany: I'm just 70 seconds late. It's not a big deal, don't worry about it.
  • Britain: Germany, you will tell us, and you will tell us now.
  • Germany: …There was a problem at the bank.
  • Britain: *claps his hands together* HOT DAMN!

drew some scrappy and very very late to the game designs for those adventure boys

“If anyone objects to this marriage, speak now or forever hold their peace.” The priest asks. You turn to look at the crowd, hoping to god that someone speaks up. After a brief moment of awkward looks and silence, the priest continues his sermon.”I have an objection.” A voice echoes throughout the church. You turn around to see your former boyfriend Finn standing midway the aisle, out of breath.”And why is the objection son?” The priest asks; everyone’s mouth’s wide open, and whispering clearly going on.”Because I would never forgive myself for letting go of the only thing that made my life worth living. Y/N, I know I hurt you in the past, I know that babe, but please, don’t marry him. You can’t marry him because I’m still truly, madly, deeply in love with you.” Your heart sank your stomach.”Please don’t do this.” Finn pleaded, tears strolling down his red puffy eyes. Your fiance looks up at you, eyebrows raised, waiting on you for an answer.”I’m sorry. . “ Was all you said before running out, leaving both of them at the altar. You come to a stop behind the church, taking in deep breaths, digesting what you had just done. The sound of leaves crunching behind you startled you. You don’t even have to turn around because you know it is Finn. He stands there, a remarkably smirking smile on his mouth popping up.”Damn you. . “ You mutter before stepping forward and kissing the real love of your life.

anonymous asked:

wow i can't believe that i, an agender aroace, am going to become a Violent Homophobe by getting married platonically (i guess the real A in LGBTQIA, Allies, aren't homophobic for getting married)

Class rings? Homophobic.

Friendship rings? Homophobic.

Mood rings? Homophobic.

Wearing a ring just because it looks cool? Nice homophobia there bigot.

im just waiting for the day hoseok releases his mixtape and single handedly slays my entire existence