king's beard

  • (George and Harold are listening to a CD, and Mr. Krupp walks past them.)
  • Mr. Krupp: What you listening to, boys?
  • George: We don't think you'd like it.
  • Mr. Krupp: Well, why not? I like this new generation of music.
  • (Mr. Krupp takes George's pair of headphones and listens to the CD. The CD starts with the sound of a phone ringing.)
  • Woman on CD: Hello?
  • (Fart noises then play and Mr. Krupp is shocked by them.)
  • Mr. Krupp: Mother of God! It's all toilet sounds! Where did you record this?
  • Harold: We bought it at the mall. It's the Funny Phone Jerks.
  • Mr. Krupp: Let me tell you, boys, there's nothing funny about these sounds. What that person on your CD has is a medical disorder.

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Quote from the official Final Fantasy XV guide by; Yusuke Naora.


Anonymous asked: 

Choose: Noctis with beard or without beard.