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Where have all the good men gone?

And where are all the gods?

Originally posted by lokihiddlelaufeyson

Where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed?

Late at night I toss and I turn, and I dream of what I need.

I need a hero.

Baby Avengers 2 (Avengers x Reader)

(f/n)-First Name

(Picture not mine.)

It took you a whole twenty minutes to finally catch Loki. That was only because Tor had helped and thrown his little hammer at his legs. As you were about to cut off a finger or two, Thor stopped you with a small pout. “No hurt brover.” He said in his cute baby voice.

You sighed and threw the knife away. You did plop yourself in the middle of his back though. He wouldn’t be getting up because of the hammer, but a little extra weight wouldn’t hurt. “You mewling quim! Remove your weight from me this instant!” He ordered while moving his arms to try and throw you off. You pinned his arms to the ground and glared at the back of his head.

“Fix them and you can go.” You bargained. He took a deep breath and turned his face so that he could look at you out of the corner of his eyes.

“You know you are surprisingly strong for a mortal.” He commented. You rolled your eyes and glared at them.

“Whatever. Fix them. They can’t be babies for two weeks!” You could already feel your mind start to panic. You didn’t know the first thing about being a mom. Handling babies was really not a part of what Tony hired you for.

“I can’t. Once the spell has been cast, there’s no turning back. Good luck handling them now (f/n).” He disappeared from underneath you and you cursed lowly to yourself. Of course he still had his magic.

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el-defenthor  asked:

Señor Seunghyun, I have brought you a tamal. Forgive me for not bringing you the taco, as I promised earlier, but, I gave you my word, that I would repay you somehow... so please accept this. -hands you a plate, which held the chicken tamal-

wow I thought I replied to this /gross sobbing

A tamal. I’ve never tried one before…hm, it looks pretty delicious though! (/smiles) Of course I’ll accept it. (/takes the plate from you and takes a bite) Hey, this isn’t half bad! (/grins) Thank you!