king survey

anonymous asked:

Could you make a list of all the arcs so far and a quick summary?

Battle for Trost arc: 5 years after the fall of wall Maria, the colossal titan reappears, smashing the outer gate of Trost district. With the help of Eren Jaegers newfound titan powers, the breach is sealed by the military and humanity’s extinction was prevented. 

Female Titan arc: Eren Jaeger is given in the custody of the Survey Corps, which departs on a mission beyond the wall; with the hidden intention of using Eren as bait to lure out an enemy traitor. An intelligent female titan appears, is captured but manages to free herself, leaving the corps defeated and damaged. The people in charge are ordered towards Stohess district, where an operation to identify and capture the female titan is successfully executed.ä

Clash of the titans arc: While the main forces of the Survey Corps discover a conspiracy concerning the walls, a group of titans suddenly appears inside wall Rose, leaving a subsidiary Survey Corps to deal with identification of the threat and evacuation processes. As the main forces of the Survey Corps meet up with the survivors of the other team; the colossal and armored reappear and capture Eren Jaeger. The troops chase after their enemies and successfully rescue Eren at the cost of many lives; and in the midst of battle, Eren demonstrated a new power of unprecedented impact.

Uprising arc: In order to uncover secrets withheld from them, and ensure a stable future for humanity, the Survey Corps plans to overthrow the corrupt monarchy and seize control over the human world; whereas the government is not afraid to use any means necessary to get a hold of Eren for their own, selfish purposes; leaving the Survey Corps to face off against a group of murderous elite military police. Though Eren is captured and almost sacrificed for the plan of the king, the Survey Corps manages to save his life, stop the king who had become a titan, and overthrow the monarchy while staying on the good side of the people, even learning vital secrets about the origins of their world.

Return to Shiganshina arc: The plan to recapture wall Maria, five years in the making, is at last set in motion, with the goal to seal the walls in Shiganshina district, defeating the titan shifting enemies and unlock the secrets hidden in the basement of Grisha Jaeger. The outcome of their confrontation leaves 95% of the Survey Corps dead (including its commander Erwin), yet victory is achieved: the walls are sealed, the armored and beast titans driven off , the colossal titan dead and given to Armin Arlert, and the basement still intact. It reveals the true nature of the titans, how humanity was driven to its corner, and what truly lies beyond the walls, leaving the walled world in an even bleaker and more desperate situation than ever before. 

Underfell!Grillby x Reader Fanfic

A short piece based on @ask-grillby‘s wonderful Underfell!Grillby concept and design. Please go check out the mun’s work!! This piece is safe for work, no warnings apply, but prepare to be flustered.

Admittedly, your first impression of of the violet flame monster had been pretty favourable.

The first glimpse you’d gotten of the mysterious owner of the Undergrounds most exclusive bar had been of a tall, extremely well dressed monster, who was leaning back casually against an expensive black granite counter top. He was glancing around the busy club with a cocky smirk on his face, radiating an aura of power and confidence, the undisputed king of all he surveyed. His free hand was wrapped around an elegant crystal tumbler, filled with some sort of amber liquid which he swirled around in a disinterested manner. You must have been staring, because when his gaze swept the room and he noticed you, a new face in his bar, (because of course he knew all his patrons, knew where all the money came from) he grinned and lifted the glass towards you in a cheeky salute. Once he was sure he’d gotten your attention he made a show of exhaling softly over his drink, a tongue of blue flame snaking out of his mouth and igniting the alcohol in the glass, which he raised to you once again.

You had to admit, you were impressed, and more then a little flustered by this suave monster.

Of course, that perfect first impression was ruined when he sauntered over, opened his mouth…and revealed himself to be a self-centred, narcissistic, power hungry ass.

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One of the more obnoxious issues with the word “control,” is that when discussing magic people often use it to describe dominance over the subject rather than to describe influence.

This creates a situation where when you should be interpreted as saying “I am attempting to influence this situation,” but are instead read as saying “I dominate this situation with magic!”

The idea that magic, in any form or function, brings about absolute control over anything else is always bullshit. Granted, try explaining that to a 19 year old “King of All He Surveys,” and see where it gets you.

Not sure if being KING OF ALL YOU SURVEY counts as a human job, but this is my cockatiel Boggle in his new home in Canada. We just moved here from the UK (Organising that was… interesting!) and once I was done unpacking I had a lot of cardboard and I saw these flags on cocktail sticks at the dollar store… so now Boggle has his own castle to be King of!

one time i went to burger king to get some nuggets (cuz they’re always cheap af) and i love sweet & sour sauce so we requested that and when we got the bag it was like 20% nuggets and 80% sauce

and burger king has this survey where if you do it you get a code for a free sandwich so i did it and at the end you have to give 3 sentences on what you thought about the service and i was like

“our server gave us a TON of sweet & sour sauce and i wanted to be sure to mention him here because he’s amazing and i love sweet & sour sauce and he deserves a raise”

Enneagram 8w9 - Seeking Power and Peace

Healthy Eights with a 9 wing often have an aura of preternatural calm, like they haven’t had a self-doubt in decades. Take their authority for granted - queen or king of all they survey. May be gentle, kind-hearted, quieter. Often nurturing, protective parents; steady, supportive friends. Informal and unpretentious, patient, laconic, generally somewhat introverted. Sometimes a dry or ironic sense of humor. May have an aura of implicit, simmering anger rather like a sleeping volcano. Slow to erupt but when they do it’s sudden and explosive. When entranced, the 9 wing brings an Eight a kind of callous numbness. They can be oblivious to the force of their anger until after they’ve hurt someone. Calmly dominating, colder; may have an indifference to softer emotions. If very unhealthy, they can be mean without remorse or aggressive in the service of stupid ends. Paranoid plotting, muddled thinking, moral laziness. Can be vengeful in ill-conceived ways, abuse those they love, don’t know when to quit.

First Lines Meme

rules: list the first lines of your last 20 stories. see if there are any patterns. then tag your favorite authors.

I was tagged by @iboatedhere and @querulousgawks.  Thank you!!

If we go only by what I’ve posted on AO3 (and not tumblr) and ignore WIPs:

01. halcyon - Jack/Bitty, Check, Please!

Lounging against the pillows where Jack has left him kiss-drunk and breathless, Bittle is beautiful.

02. Unravel Me - Dex/Nursey, Check, Please!

“You like me like this.”

03. Perpetual Motion - Jack/Bitty, Check, Please!

Back against the wall, body turned toward Bittle’s, Jack watches as Bittle unlocks his phone, fingers flying over the screen as he types something Jack can’t quite make out.

04. Good Boy - Jack/Bitty, Check, Please!

As soon as they’re through the door of the apartment, Jack crowds Bitty with his hips and hands and chest, pushing until Bitty feels the door hard against his back, Jack hard against his front.

05. quite new a thing - Jack/Bitty, Check, Please!

Bitty buys them on a whim, a perfect scrap of Falconers’ blue lace that slips beneath his fingers soft as air.

06. Nothing More Than You - Jack/Bitty, Check, Please!

Bitty wakes up alone, the sheets beside him cool.

07. Hold Me Close and Surrender - Jack/Bitty, Check, Please!

Jack is warm against him, chest broad, shoulders strong under Bitty’s hands as they sit on the end of Jack’s bed.

08. muscles better, nerves more - Damen/Laurent, Captive Prince

Damen swallows hard, his heart in his throat as he takes in the view before him, a king surveying his lands.

09. expectation - Dorian/Bull, Dragon Age Inquisition

Dorian stretches back in his seat at the Herald’s Rest, the fingers of one hand wrapped around the opposing wrist above his head, his back arched.

10. Contraband - Dorian/Bull, DAI

Dorian arrives first and lights a fire in the bedroom hearth.

11. Double Play - Dorian/Bull, DAI

The Bull doesn’t look at him when the clubhouse is full, not like this, his eye half-lidded and dark, focused the way he gets on the field, body angled home.

12. on the third day - Dorian/Bull, DAI

The Bull pauses just inside the door to their room as it latches behind him.

13. Bound - Dorian/Bull, DAI

Dorian sits in the corner of the Herald’s Rest, shoulders against the wall.

14. Harbor - Dorian/Bull, DAI

Dorian finds the Bull in the living room in front of one of the bay windows, one of the throw blankets–the dusty rose one, Bull’s favorite—pulled tight around his shoulders.

15. Communion - Dorian/Bull, DAI

The Bull spreads him out before the fire, rugs and furs and blankets laid down to ward off the chill of stone that Dorian complains of even in the warmest southern days.

16. it would be the first time - Dorian/Bull, DAI

As much as he enjoys the sex—and, oh, he enjoys it—Dorian thinks he may like the part before even more.

17. break of day - Dorian/Bull, DAI

The light creeping through the curtains when Dorian wakes up is cool and gray.

18. Touch and Go - Dorian/Bull, DAI

When Dorian Pavus, renowned monstrumologist, had agree to travel across the Waking Sea to speak at a symposium on the supposed existence of the Fallow Mire wendigo, he had done so under duress.

19. like gold to airy thinness beat - Dorian/Bull, DAI

The letter comes like all the rest, delivered by raven to Skyhold.

20. my love is like a powder keg - Dorian/Bull, DAI

Dorian is no blushing naïf.

I’m tagging @catknit7 @jaradel @marswithghosts @homsantoft @junemermaid @justsayins @rhysiana @tiptoe39 and anyone else who wants to do it!  (What I love about about these posts is how easy it is to get a sampling of work in one place.  Who knows what I’ve missed!)

Survey Corps in... Hoe don’t do it

As you guys might be aware, there has been a meme going around the past few days which basically involves someone almost doing or insinuating something bad, another saying ‘hoe don’t do it’, person A doing the thing, followed by person B going ‘oh my god.’ So how would this meme work with the Survey Corps?

May contain spoilers for the anime

1. Sasha and Mikasa

  Mikasa: Sasha, do you want my bread?

  Sasha: hoe don’t do it

  Mikasa: *eats bread*

  Sasha: oh my god

2. Hanji and Moblit

  Hanji: *sticks head within half a metre of a titan*

  Moblit: hoe don’t do it

  Hanji: *almost gets head bitten off*

  Moblit: oh my god

3. Eren and Petra

  Eren: *raises hand towards mouth with an angsty expression whilst in some kind of life or death situation*

  Petra: hoe don’t do it

  Eren: *turns into a titan*

  Petra: oh my god

4. Fandom and Jean

  Jean: *looks at Eren with slightly tilted head and widened eyes*

  Fandom: hoe don’t do it

  Jean: What is it Eren

  Fandom: oh my god

5. Isayama and Fandom

  Isayama: *gives character depth and points of interest and potential attachment*

  Fandom: hoe don’t do it

  Isayama: *kills character off in some gruesome way*

  Fandom: oh my god

6. Bertholdt and Reiner

  Reiner: Eren, *determined look*

  Bertholdt: hoe don’t do it

  Reiner: We’re the colossal and armored titans.

  Bertholdt: oh my god

7. Survey corps and the king

  King: *exists*

  Survey Corps: hoe don’t do it

  King: *willingly sacrifices 1/3 of what remains of mankind, is controlled like a puppet by advisors, subjects own people to starvation, let’s the whole government go corrupt, almost entirely cut off what might very well be humanity’s best shot at defeating the titans*

  Survey Corps: oh my god

wine-ona ryder | lana & dakota

YEET!” Lana sang out after a few bounding steps, leg thrown mid air in an exaggerated prance in order to boot the door of her bathroom open. “Greetings, loved ones,” came as she strolled casually further into her bedroom, the joint – one she’d somehow still managed to keep cosy between plump lips during her toilet break – glowing as vibrantly as the gutted entrails of a Halloween pumpkin in her next greedy drag. “God, I feel like a mouldy old moth emerging from its cocoon. I’m a changed woman after that piss. I just sat there for a few minutes in solemn reflection because I forgot I had legs. Legs, Dakota.” Exhaling like a weary king surveying the ravaged lands of his kingdom, Lana flounced around her spacious room in a pair of Mickey Mouse print boxer shorts she had no memory of buying, a moth bitten t-shirt three sizes too big and a pair of clearly odd socks. “I went full Lieutenant Dan, that’s how high I am.” Flinging herself down onto her dusty rose duvet after snatching up her wine bottle, she sipped nonchalantly via a straw for a few seconds before continuing as if there’d never been any delay in her speech. “Man, what a total crisis. A crisis not even Hugh Grant’s annoying stammer can fix.” @kotavonnegut

anonymous asked:

No but how much does rabbit Louis need a castle? With Pig standing guard?

Bit more of this verse, inspired by this post, but a bit failier because it involves Nick and Harry. Obviously. 

“Those are nice new boots,” Nick says, because Harry is wearing his brand new Saint Laurent lizard print ankle boots just to sit on Nick’s sofa and put them up on the coffee table. 

“Eddie Lizards, baby,” Harry says, because he can’t resist a pun, even if it comes with an £845 price tag. He taps his heels together.

“They’ve come with a nice box,” Nick says. “Useful, like.”

“Very useful,” Harry agrees, because the box is sitting in the middle of Nick’s living room floor - Pig watching on relatively distrustfully - whilst Louis kicks tiny bunny feet in the air and jumps in and out of the box for the eight hundredth time.

“Do you think he knows he’s the cutest rabbit that ever was?” Nick asks, in a low voice. “Look at his little fluffy tail.”

“And his little fluffy paws,” Harry adds. “Look how tiny and fluffy he is.”

Louis gives them a very disparaging look. “I’m not tiny and fluffy,” he says, although all that comes out is a terribly cute, tiny little nose wiggle. “I’m a rabbit of unusual size.”

“He’s so cute,” Nick says. “Look at how cute he is.”

“Not cute,” Louis says, although he knows his strengths, and he turns around a little bit to wiggle his fluffy tail in their general direction. “I am king of all I survey.”

“He’s got us by the balls,” Harry says, with a sigh. He doesn’t sound bothered at all. 

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