king robert

Crowns: 1. Robert Baratheon  2. Joffrey Baratheon and Tommen Baratheon 3. Renly Baratheon  4. Margaery Tyrell  5. Cersei Lannister  6. Joffrey Baratheon   7. Driftwood Crown Euron Greyjoy  8. Cersei Lannister

“I have a son, you have a daughter. We’ll join our houses.”- Robert Baratheon.

Originally posted by markslaon

“A direwolf’s no pet. Get her a dog, she’ll be happier for it.”
-Robert Baratheon

Originally posted by itironman

ALL HAIL ROBERT BARATHEON, THE FIRST OF HIS NAME. KING OF THE BEST SHIPS.

  • joseph: *gets pulled into utility closet* what the heck? what's going on?
  • craig: sorry, bro. but desperate times call for desperate measures. you, my bro, are coming apart. everyone's concerned; that's why we're all here.
  • mary: ... actually, i was already in here having a cry.
  • robert: no- craig is right. you're a fuck up, joseph! we want you gone.
  • ernest: yeah!
  • craig: no, we don't... ernest, what are you doing here?
  • ernest: hugo sent me to get a mop.