king of vegas

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He gave me 19 caps and then ascended to heaven. 

Hockey Phrase Definitions

  • Assist = I gotchu boo, have a goal
  • Blew a tire = ice much slippery
  • Boarding = wall for safe, not for face.
  • Breakaway = quick like a bunny
  • Chirping = much insult
  • Crashing the net = up close and personal, goalie edition
  • Delay of game = dumb
  • Dropping the gloves = gloves off, better for hugs
  • Empty net goal = participation award
  • Flow = to the fella over there with the hella good hair
  • Goaltender = marshmellow optimus prime
  • Holding = now is not the time for hug
  • Icing = belongs on cakes, not in sports
  • Jock strap = under the butt nut hut
  • Line brawl = much hugs
  • One timer = couldn’t do that again if I tried
  • Own goal = woo goal for the other team
  • Penalty box = pout place
  • Referee = not Denis Widemans friend 🐸🍵
  • Spearing = hockey players are not hot dogs

Hockey Returns vol. 100.  Excited!

If only there was an international event that NHL players wanted to go to.

Originally posted by nansgifs

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New Jerseys being released this month

  • joseph: *gets pulled into utility closet* what the heck? what's going on?
  • craig: sorry, bro. but desperate times call for desperate measures. you, my bro, are coming apart. everyone's concerned; that's why we're all here.
  • mary: ... actually, i was already in here having a cry.
  • robert: no- craig is right. you're a fuck up, joseph! we want you gone.
  • ernest: yeah!
  • craig: no, we don't... ernest, what are you doing here?
  • ernest: hugo sent me to get a mop.