king of the stupid faces

yes, i can stick magnets on my arm.

but i only do it for a good cause. the letters are magnetic. repainting the arm is too much work

steve decided he wanted to draw this because the last time i did something like this there wasn’t anything to prove it had happened. (last time i painted ‘die nazi scum’ on the side of a tank which id stolen from the nazis. the 40s were a wild time my friends)

(This is for sale on redbubble, both with and without the text and red circle. A black background version is under the cut, just because it looks cool.)

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Relentless | Calum Hood Series Pt.12

                                             Part T W E L V E 

Request: Being the cousin of Ashton Irwin was exciting, especially when invited to their tour to hang out with his best friends. You found yourself becoming fond of Calum Hood, who finds you annoying from your constant appearance. But what would happen if you stopped giving him that attention?

Word Count: 3k+

A/N: im alive, still! ((thankfully)) here is chapter 12 for yall ! its a bit steamy so, sexual warning (?) i guess. brace yourselves, bc this was something beyond me. hope you guys enjoy ! :] x

Parts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty. [DONE]  

                                                    I M A G I N E 

Tokyo, 23:40 P.M.

“The parties here in Tokyo are amazing!” Taka, the lead singer of One OK Rock, gushed. He, along with his band mates, were touring you guys down Tokyo, the busiest and biggest city in the world (though it still fights that title with the Big Apple). The tall buildings were brightly lit with screens of commercials and Japanese icons. You couldn’t help but become fascinated with it. 

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steve will apparently fight nazis & 117 countries on my behalf but when he saw a group of screaming fangirls coming at us this morning he yelled ‘every man for himself!!!’ and started running

bharatanatyamandballet  asked:

‘Long live the King! Long live King Laurent of Vere!’ I have waited so fuckig long to read these words and now I'm on the floor sobbing because I am so proud of my angel Laurent. Laurent will do everything he can to protect his people, to give them ALL a fair and just life and he could care less about pride and ego. My Laurent will stand up for all people and he and Damen will always be remembered and I'm so proud and so emotional and so happy😭😭😭 And the ending wit charls? I'm reborn😂😂😂😂

SAME GOD I read the words “king Laurent of Vere” and I couldn’t get this fuckin stupid smile of my face MY BOY 😩 IS FINALLY GETTING WHAT HE DESERVES 😩honestly I’m gonna be thinkin about this short for the rest of my life.

King of Darkness


Rated G

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“Okay,” Nico huffed to himself, the bright glow of the tablet he’d smuggled into camp lighting up his face. “Okay, di Angelo, you can do this.”

He was currently buried under the comforter on his bunk in the Hades cabin, slotted away in his own personal cave of blankets. He hunched over his tablet, tapping at the keys with his headphones plugged in, eyes glued to the screen as he turned down corridor after corridor, making sure to keep a watch on the battery in the corner that was glowing green.

Technically, Nico knew technology wasn’t allowed in camp, because of the signals and safety and blah, blah, blah. But, Nico was also just a few days away from being fifteen, and rules had always been a grey area for him, really. Not to mention, it wasn’t like he had any actual signal. The game was downloaded.

He’d heard about this game when he’d gone to visit his dad the other week, the spirits of recently dead kids whispering about it to him from the shadows. Call it morbid if you will that some of Nico’s closest friends were dead, but give him a break. He was the Skeleton King, after all.

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