king of the damned

scribe-of-winchester  asked:

Dwayne Pride

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS… GUY. Fucking tight pants wearing ass. HOW DARE YOU WEAR TIGHT PANTS??? Get tighter pants you dick. WE WANT TIGHTER PANTS. Shit don’t even wear pants. YOU DON’T NEED EM. You know what else KING doesn’t need? A GOD DAMN HAIR BRUSH. Fuck it. Why do you need a hair brush??? THAT SEX HAIR IS GOOD ENOUGH. Shit just get rid of clothes altogether. And you know what else???? If I don’t see that fucking ass in the next new episode of NOLA, I WILL RIOT.