king of subtlety

exo being subtle

You know what is one of the things that I most love about our dorks? When they are sooo subtle that’s funny, you dind’t know? EXO is king of the subtlety.

I’m gonna show you,  remember, this contains gay things if you don’t like these kind of things, please don’t read it. Thank you~ 

Oh, what we have here? An normal and gentle touch in your FRIEND’s butt, but is for the friendship people. Remember, they are subtle because they don’t want you to think that they are perverts or gay. No, no, You all are perverts af… e3e

telling your bro to sit beside you

Yeah Dodo, all you have to do is look at the camera with a “this is not what it looks like” face and all is subtle af. Because have the hand of your bro in your pants is normal.  

NOT YAOI PEOPLE, DON’T THINK IS GAY. Q3Q

Baek’s smile is subtle af

when your bro see you and your bff holding hands but he is subtle about it, because is a macho thing, AND ALL OF THEM ARE SUTBLE, HE IS, I AM, YOU ARE , YOUR CAT IS, YOUR FISH IS, YOUR MOMMA IS, WE ALL ARE XD

Yeah Kai, Kyungsoo is your “earth, air, water, fire” but obviously is just part of the dance <3 e3e

when you’re stealing glances to your bro

and you get shy af and nervous too

and you have THAT SMILE because is your BRO and both of you have that subtle smile of “you’re my bro, bro”

the subtle Chen’s smile when Dodo is talking about “guy who likes to be naked” aka kim jongin, bc is bro

Your subtle face of pain when bro leaves you for another guy

A ZOOM, BC THIS IS GOLD.

Your subtle face when bro is talking about someone else 

AND EXO IS SO SUBTLE THAT IS PAINFUL TO WATCH 

And remember, when someone touch your bro in any kind of way you’ll be like:

BUT WITH A SMILE, BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO BE SUBTLE. ;D

LIKE D.O: 

THE END <3

Subtle: A Dresden Files Christmas drabble

“I warn you,” Thomas Raith drawled, lounging across Justine’s well-covered lap in the love seat of Harry’s borrowed apartment. “Mine’s pretty great.”

“Unless it’s The Force Awakens on a specially-made wizard-available DVD, I’m not buying it,” Harry said, arching an eyebrow at his brother. He shook the small, flat box in his hand, scowling as he tried to figure out what was inside. 

“It’s still in theaters, man, give me a break. Even I have limitations. Besides, I’d never be so obvious.”

“Yes, we all know you’re the king of subtlety,” Murphy said around the mug of spiked eggnog.

“Absolutely. Quit stalling and open it, you wimp.”

“Alright, pretty boy.” He tore the wrapping paper off, then the small ribbon, and popped the slender box apart.

And promptly growled, “I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL END YOU.”

Thomas erupted into hysterical laughter at the look on his brother’s face. “Now you have no excuse!”

Murphy peeked over Harry’s shoulder and promptly glared at Thomas as her cheeks reddened. There was a sprig of mistletoe with a small card only had the word “Karrin” written on it. “You’re a dead man, Raith.”

“Too late,” Justine grinned. “Pucker up, Dresden.”

“You guys are ridiculous.”

“And subtle. Don’t forget subtle.”

Harry snapped the box closed and tossed it on the coffee table, crossing his arms. “Next present.”

“Aw, don’t be a Grinch about it. ‘Tis the season, Harry.”

“Can you go one day without meddling in my personal life?”

“Nope. Because I’m family. And Karrin’s been here long enough that I want her to be a part of ours. So, for your own good, kiss the woman.”

Harry reddened even further and glanced at Murphy warily. She rolled her eyes, but smiled gently and shrugged. “Tis the season.”

He leaned over and kissed her gently. It was a slow one that warmed him down to his toes, moreso than the apple cider he’d drank earlier. She offered him a coy little smile and pulled away. Harry blinked a couple times, coming out of the daze, and then glared at Thomas and Justine again.

“Happy?”

“I’ll be happy when I get a second niece.”

“THAT’S IT YOU’RE DEAD.”


Merry Christmas from your shipper trash queen, fandom.

3.3 MEET THE FALCONERS
  • BITTY IS WEARING THE FLANNEL
  • bitty watching all of the falconers videos to keep up with jack and be a supportive bf :’)
  • “best friend” :’(
  • TATER IS ADORABLE I LOVE HIM i imagine him with a russian accent and its so endearing
  • the falconers chirping each other omg lol “old guys”
  • honestly the chirps never end its so funny i cant wait to know everything about all the falconers
  • “HEEEEY! ZIMMBONI!”
  • jack treating it like a real interview hes so on edge omg bab
  • “Your girlfriend is a good cook, you know, so when i’m coming over”  :’((((((((
  • “tater’s always MAKING UP things to tease jack about! haha!!” eric r bittle: king of subtlety strikes again
  • ransoms crush on tater same ransom same
  • “you’re like a lowkey expert on the falcs, huh bitty?” “OH. WELL.Jack talks about them a lot! OR UM” eric r bittle: king of subtlety STRIKES AGAIN
  • ransom has a thing with march??? that curly haired blonde volleyball girl from forever ago??? yo i need details man details
  • JACK AND BITTY SKYPE EVERy NIGHT FROM BED JESUS
  • bittys short shorts what a vixen
  • ALSO IS BITTY WEARING A FALCONERS ZIMMERMANN JERSEY TO BED OH MY GOD OH MY 
  • jacks bedhead omg im so HEARt EYES
  • bitty has senor bun in the camera frame too so precious
  • jack chirping bitty about his procrastination omg
  • mr zimmermann why dont u help him with his french hw
  • “HANDSOME” !!!!!!!!!!!!

this update was worth the extra wait and i am in love with ngozi and her METICULOUS attention to detail oh my lord