You know what is one of the things that I most love about our dorks? When they are sooo subtle that’s funny, you dind’t know? EXO is king of the subtlety.
I’m gonna show you, remember, this contains gay things if you don’t like these kind of things, please don’t read it. Thank you~
Oh, what we have here? An normal and gentle touch in your FRIEND’s butt, but is for the friendship people. Remember, they are subtle because they don’t want you to think that they are perverts or gay. No, no, You all are perverts af… e3e
telling your bro to sit beside you
Yeah Dodo, all you have to do is look at the camera with a “this is not what it looks like” face and all is subtle af. Because have the hand of your bro in your pants is normal.
NOT YAOI PEOPLE, DON’T THINK IS GAY. Q3Q
Baek’s smile is subtle af
when your bro see you and your bff holding hands but he is subtle about it, because is a macho thing, AND ALL OF THEM ARE SUTBLE, HE IS, I AM, YOU ARE , YOUR CAT IS, YOUR FISH IS, YOUR MOMMA IS, WE ALL ARE XD
Yeah Kai, Kyungsoo is your “earth, air, water, fire” but obviously is just part of the dance <3 e3e
when you’re stealing glances to your bro
and you get shy af and nervous too
and you have THAT SMILE because is your BRO and both of you have that subtle smile of “you’re my bro, bro”
the subtle Chen’s smile when Dodo is talking about “guy who likes to be naked” aka kim jongin, bc is bro
Your subtle face of pain when bro leaves you for another guy
A ZOOM, BC THIS IS GOLD.
Your subtle face when bro is talking about someone else
AND EXO IS SO SUBTLE THAT IS PAINFUL TO WATCH
And remember, when someone touch your bro in any kind of way you’ll be like:
BUT WITH A SMILE, BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO BE SUBTLE. ;D
Hal Jordan, king of subtlety. Walks around in an amusement park wearing Krona’s Gauntlet in full view of everyone.
If anything happens, which it does, I doubt glowing and adding a tiny mask will actually hide your identity. This is as bad as Superboy who at one point literally just turns his shirt inside out.
“I warn you,” Thomas Raith drawled, lounging across Justine’s well-covered lap in the love seat of Harry’s borrowed apartment. “Mine’s pretty great.”
“Unless it’s The Force Awakens on a specially-made wizard-available DVD, I’m not buying it,” Harry said, arching an eyebrow at his brother. He shook the small, flat box in his hand, scowling as he tried to figure out what was inside.
“It’s still in theaters, man, give me a break. Even I have limitations. Besides, I’d never be so obvious.”
“Yes, we all know you’re the king of subtlety,” Murphy said around the mug of spiked eggnog.
“Absolutely. Quit stalling and open it, you wimp.”
“Alright, pretty boy.” He tore the wrapping paper off, then the small ribbon, and popped the slender box apart.
And promptly growled, “I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL END YOU.”
Thomas erupted into hysterical laughter at the look on his brother’s face. “Now you have no excuse!”
Murphy peeked over Harry’s shoulder and promptly glared at Thomas as her cheeks reddened. There was a sprig of mistletoe with a small card only had the word “Karrin” written on it. “You’re a dead man, Raith.”
Harry snapped the box closed and tossed it on the coffee table, crossing his arms. “Next present.”
“Aw, don’t be a Grinch about it. ‘Tis the season, Harry.”
“Can you go one day without meddling in my personal life?”
“Nope. Because I’m family. And Karrin’s been here long enough that I want her to be a part of ours. So, for your own good, kiss the woman.”
Harry reddened even further and glanced at Murphy warily. She rolled her eyes, but smiled gently and shrugged. “Tis the season.”
He leaned over and kissed her gently. It was a slow one that warmed him down to his toes, moreso than the apple cider he’d drank earlier. She offered him a coy little smile and pulled away. Harry blinked a couple times, coming out of the daze, and then glared at Thomas and Justine again.
“I’ll be happy when I get a second niece.”
“THAT’S IT YOU’RE DEAD.”
Merry Christmas from your shipper trash queen, fandom.