king bane

City of Glass, Alec (to Magnus): “You never called me back. I called you so many times and you never called me back.”

Pale Kings and Princes, Isabelle (to Simon): “You never called me. I saved you from getting decapitated by an Eidolon demon, and you didn’t even call.”

—  Evidently the Lightwoods have a little problem with their boyfriends not calling them back.
Jace and Kit be like...

Jace: I am the last Herondale. There are no more Herondales and I am the last-

Kit: Hi

Jace: BY THE ANGEL WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!!??

Finishing Lord of Shadows and realizing you have to wait two years for Queen of Air and Darkness