OK but I love accidentally outing themselves saphael + blood sucking So:
elaine lewis walking in on simon sinking his teeth into raphael’s neck. an oblivious raphael grunts in frustration when simon abruptly pulls away. his lips are red and shiny - they match the smear on raphael’s neck and it’s intoxicating. it’s blood drunk and lust and he doesn’t want to stop.
just as he gets a hand around the nape of simon’s neck to drag him back down, simon chokes out, “MOM! ”…it’s….I…“
elaine quickly stalks away, bewildered at the quiet disaster her son is becoming. still, he chose a nice…vampire…to date.
later, they get a stern talking to about keeping things from her and “do you know how expensive that roast was, simon lewis? how long it took to bake? you should’ve told me that neither of you "eat”, it would’ve saved me the time and effort.“
raphael smirks, simon glares at him, elaine insists on sitting at the dining room table anyway and averts her eyes when they drink.
she makes sure to knock before entering from that point on.