kinda sourced

  • <p> <b>Yurio:</b> One time when I was little, I had a crush on a guy in my figure skating class, but I didn't know how to deal with it so I just wrote him a note that said "Get off my ice rink."<p/><b>Otabek:</b> So you're the one that gave me that note...<p/></p>
  • Seven: I love you
  • MC: me?
  • Seven: Yes, I love you, didn't you hear me?
  • MC: I always hear 'I love you' when you're speaking but it's usually subtext
  • Seven: For gods sake *grabs MC and kisses her*
something that probably happened
  • Shiro-4: I need a communicator to call air support! Where's yours?!
  • Cayde-6: *shooting at Fallen* BACK POCKET!! BACK POCKET!!
  • Cayde-6: LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! *tosses grenade*
  • Yoosung: Just ask MC out. What’s the worst that could happen?
  • 707: Humiliation, embarrassment, fire, explosions, collisions, tears, nudity and death.
  • Zen: *throws open the door to the apartment*
  • Zen: So you two ARE having sex!
  • 707: *sitting in a corner, working on his laptop*
  • MC: *on the bed reading books*
  • 707: We are? MC, why didn't you tell me? I would've put down my laptop.
  • {Twice on Kim Shinyoung's Radio Show}
  • Tzuyu: I changed my cellphone yesterday
  • Kim Shinyoung: Oh really? From a Samsung 6 to a Samsung 7?
  • Tzuyu: An apple.
  • All of Twice: [Bursts out laughing]
  • {Later, Back at the Dorm}
  • Nayeon: You know, today on the radio show, you used the wrong word for apple when you were talking about your new phone. You said apple, meaning the fruit, instead of Apple, meaning the phone.
  • Tzuyu: No I meant what I said.
  • Tzuyu: [Holds up an apple]
  • Nayeon: Tzuyu that's not a cellphone, you can't make calls on that.
  • Tzuyu: Oh yeah?
  • Tzuyu: [Taps on the apple]
  • The apple: 911 what's your emergency.
  • Nayeon: [Horrified expression while The X-Files theme plays in the background]
  • MC: When you said 'magical in bed' this isn't exactly what I was expecti-
  • 707: [holds up Queen of hearts] was this your card?
  • MC: [softly] Holy shit.
You know what I hate most about that pig bastard? His hair. It’s so stupid and awesome.
—  Yuri Plisetsky, probably at some point in the series