hey everyone i’m at family dinner and i’m not in the mood to socialize
i’m chilling with my grandma tho that’s pretty rad
anyway your girl aka me got this taehyung request like seven years ago but i was gonna wait for christmas week
and then all my teachers slammed me with tests and projects and i was like lmao yikes there goes my plans!!
okay so this is gonna try to be holiday themed because obviously not everyone celebrates christmas but i do and so a lot of holiday traditions revolve around that but i’m gonna try to be as unbiased as i can??
okay so in this au let’s say it’s the fIRST HOLIDAY TOGETHER
i live in an area that has snow but like in january and february so like blizzards around then
but in this au we are gonna have a white christmas because it’s gonna be wild
tae is probably someone who plans for christmas the day after halloween
so like you guys start decorating pretty early like the first of december??
he comes home one day and you’re lounging on the couch, one of the seventeen dogs on your stomach
and tae just throws this pile of christmas lights on the ground and he’s like
“babe we are gonna need a laDDER”
and you’re like taehyung wth i don’t wanna go outside im watching attack on titan season two,,, and crying,,,
and he’s like is anime more important than me
you pretend to think about it and he starts to whine and sticks out his bottom lip and crosses his arms over his chest
you laugh and stand up and pepper his face in kisses
“okay fine but only because i love you”
so you and taehyung bundle up because if you know me you know i love nyc so it’s probably set in nyc
so he wraps you up he would be a little overprotective
like bundles you in a scarf and pulls one of his sweaters over you and pulls a beanie down on your head
and then also proceeds to give you minutes and puts earmuffs on you and then kisses your nose all cute
he probably proceeds to go out shirtless or something because he’s definitely a person who worries about !! like worries about everyone else save himself poor thing
so you have to pull him back inside to dress him appropriately
tbh he gets you ugly matching christmas sweaters and they’re not even really christmas but you know like the nordic style sweaters?? think those in like neon pink or something
or something mildly inappropriate
i thought i was gonna finish this on christmas but your girl started her seventeen fruits basket au and i’m super excited tbh even the drawings i did make me happy?
okay anyway y'all go outside to hang some lights and you take the doggies out with you too so they can run around and live their doggy dreams
tae pulls this huge ladder out of the garage and you’re like since when did we have this and he’s like since i tried working construction that one day and you’re like since when did that happen?
this fluff gets a helmet on and puts some elbow and knee pads on too just to make sure he is extra safe and protected
tbh he wants your help but one track mind so as soon as he’s up on the ladder he kinda sorta forgets that you’re standing down there and tries stringing all the lights up by himself??
you kinda end up being the moral support and the one who holds the ladder to make sure that he doesn’t fall off it,,,
tbh he almost does like he’s climbing down and he misses a rung of the ladder right? and he stumbles and you’re like tAE
but then he steps on the next rung and you heave this sigh of relief because you do not want to spend the holiday season in the emergency room
it looks super nice though!!
you guys are the ones on the court that like go big or go home and you’re sure you can see your house from Nebraska or something?
like the entire house is COVERED and later taehyung is like we need to get those lights that go off based on which song is playing on the radio don’t you think so babe
and you’re like yah um yikes no thanks tae
white christmas // holiday right
after the lights are all up, you’re like wow we did so much work i am really tired i think i could go for a hot bath,,,
you’re leaning down to ask one of the doggies how they feel about that when something cold and wet slams into the side of your face
slowly, you turn your head and there’s tae, standing there, smiling innocently, mittens shoved into his coat pockets
you glare at him but let it slide
but then he launches a snowball at the back of your head and ooh buddy
“THIS MEANS WAR KIM TAEHYUNG”
you grab a handful of snow tbh you don’t even try to form it and you just chuck it as hard as you can, aiming square for his chest
except you miss and it lands like twenty feet away from him and he just starts to cackle
he starts piling up snow around him and you’re running to take shelter behind the tree in your front yard
he starts rapid firing snowballs at you and damn he has a good aim and you’re squealing and he’s laughing
heck he’s laughing so hard that he ceases fire for a few seconds and that’s when you make your move
you run over to taehyung and you grab a pile of snow and before he knows what’s happening, you shove the snow down his shirt
he screams and starts to jump and dance around and you’re laughing hysterically
he starts to chase you around the yard and the dogs follow along excitedly because they wanna be part of the action too??
tae finally catches up to you and he tackles you into the snow and now he’s practically smashing you but that’s okay
his nose is all pink and there’s snow all up in his hair, even his eyebrows
the snow is cold but taehyung is warm so you don’t really mind him laying on top of you like this tbh,,,
he stares down at you and this soft smile pulls at his lips
“hey, um, i love you.”
“I love you too taehyung…”
he leans down and kisses you super softly and you go to wrap your arms around his neck but the one of the dogs jumps on top of you guys and the moment is kinda sorta ruined
and that point you guys decide that it’s probably best to go inside and warm up before you get hypothermia or something??
you guys usher all the doggies in and then you two shut the door
you two have set up some old rugs and you start to strip off all your wet clothes like hats and gloves and jackets and boots
“you go get a bath, i’ll make you some hot chocolate” tae mumbles as he kisses your forehead
“of course with marshmallows”
tbh he probably gets bored of waiting for you though and brings the hot chocolate up to you because sweetheart
after you both finish warming up with a bath, you head downstairs for more wintery fun
caroling to yourselves
tae is definitely one of those people that would turn on the holiday music as soon as november first rolls around
so like this isn’t anything new to you
he gets a hairbrush and starts belting out rudolph the red nosed reindeer for you as you chill and sip your hot chocolate over on the sofa
what are some good christmas love songs besides the baby it’s cold outside because that song is super nasty and gross okay and he will not be singing that piece of garbage
so he sings something PURE
i don’t know any good christmas songs okay so maybe he sings you like dope christmas version
tbh he probably gets so riled up that he ends up singing christmas carols at you and you’re kinda like babe,,, babe we have neighbours
oh btw tae gets all the dogs santa hats and christmas dog sweaters
okay but tae
tae would LOVE making cookies right??
like sugar cookies because you can get the cute christmas cut outs and red and green sprinkles!!
so like baking cookies is always a thing you two do
if you’re like me and leave the stove on over night and put metal in the microwave that is a okay because i think tae, while not being the best cook/baker, would be a really diligent one so he always makes sure that things are safe
honestly he probably goes over the top with his safety and ties his bangs up in the lil apple thing and makes you tie your bangs/hair up too lmao
you guys have matching aprons!! with candy canes or reindeer on them
tae is always like ooh lemme tie yours
and so you can feel his fingers brush over the skin of your neck and his breath is all warm and sends a shiver down your spine
and after he ties the strings in a cute lil bow he kisses the back of your neck all soft
“did i mention i love you today?”
making cookies is WILD
taehyung is such a cutie and sometimes he gets too excited right?
so he drops an egg and it totally splatters and one of the cats tries to eat it and he panics and starts running around all crazy
you just clean it up?? all easy??
he gets flour all in his hair and you have to scold him because taehyung we just got baths
he tries throwing flour at you at one point in the game but you give him the look of death and he promptly proceeds to get back to actual baking
his favorite part is decorating the cookies though!!
“see this star?? with the pink sprinkles? that one is jin”
“oh, the gingerbread man with the red cheeks is you!! and i put a heart to show how much i LOVE you”
proceeds to eat the christmas tree cookie that is yoongi hyung
correct me if i’m wrong but
but taehyung would totally try to stay up and find santa
you don’t have the heart to be like santa isn’t real?
so you let him stay up all he wants
probably tries to set some traps to make sure he catches santa in the middle of the action
wrapping presents though
like you guys go shopping for all of the boys right?
and then you’re like okay time to wrap the gifts babe
taehyung cannot wrap presents to save his life
like he tapes himself to the present?
and he wastes all the paper too…
like your living room is a complete mess??
plus he can’t focus, like he spends half the time sticking bows on you
says he’s gonna try to wrap you up in wrapping paper but only successfully manages to wrap your calf up
“this year, how about you just put some bows on and stand under the tree, because all i want for ch-”
“ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU”
and then he starts belting out some mariah carey again
i don’t wanna do decorating the tree because not everyone does that so instead how about decorating the door frame
one day you walk in from work and to your surprise taehyung is just standing at the door, smiling widely
you give him this look and push past him because you are hungry and there are some cookies in the fridge that you wanna eat
taehyung starts to whine though so you turn around to ask what’s wrong
“you gotta walk through the door again!”
“taehyung i will do no such thing i’m hungry and i wanna take a nap”
“no babe, you goTTA”
you plan to ignore him but then he gets even more whiney so you huff and head back outside into the cold
you come back inside, grumbling rather loudly
and you miss the mistletoe again tbh
tae groans and he points up
and you kinda “oh nasty is that poison ivy, how’d it get up there?”
tae just shakes his head and facepalms
“it’s mistletoe? you know that thing that people kiss under?”
you run out the door because you gotta try this one more time
you come back in acting all oblivious
and then with some really strained acting you kinda “oh what are the odds of mistletoe being here?”
you bat your eyelashes and taehyung just laughs and rolls his eyes
you smile softly and shut the door behind you
and taehyung leans down and kisses you super softly
but ends up backing you against the door and running his hands through your hair
after that he puts mistletoe above every single doorway in the house because that is definitely something he would wanna try again
tae is someone i see spoiling his lover
whereas yoongi and namjoon i think would get less gifts but ones that were super duper sentimental, taehyung would get you everything you ever laid your eyes on ever
so whenever the time rolls around, there are like fifty seven million poorly wrapped presents wherever you keep your presents right?
and you’re like taehyung OMG BABE
tbh idk what guys like all the old guys (and by old i mean like in their twenties?) they always fawn over watches except for bing bing because he likes drawing and virtual reality goggles smh
so i think you would end up getting him a really super nice watch or something and then doing something super sentimental as well like drawing him something if you’re an artist or writing a song or something? or like performing a song or baking something maybe along with the watch
oh by the way one of your gifts is a new puppy bye bye
okay but anyway when you hand tae your gift you’re like yikes guess what i know it’s not anything special or anything i just thought-
but he’s already tearing up and he tackles you to the ground and he’s all like!!
“I TOLD YOU ALL I WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS WAS YOU WITH A BOW ON YOUR HEAD OR SOMETHING BUT THIS IS REALLY SUPER NICE OF YOU AND NOW I WILL NEVER EVER RUN LATE FOR OUR DATES EVER AGAIN”
he ends up tearing up when you open your presents too because the look of joy on your face is too much for him to handle honestly
after you open gifts you guys snuggle on the couch
and you sit and watch the cheesy claymation movies together as the snow falls outside
btw his fave is jack frost and you cannot convince me otherwise!
Hey 1212m, I know you don't like people sharing your art without you permission and I totally respect that. How do you feel about people reblogging your old (fantastic) artwork that you've deleted? Would you prefer they didn't do it, or do you not mind?
It kinda feels like the ghost of the past from Christmas Carol is haunting me lol But I can’t stop people from reblogging what they like, and it also means they like my work that much so I don’t mind it. Thanks for your kind concern!