kinda late with it

Seriously, my dreams, especially when they’re B99-related, are becoming weirder and weirder. This time I was watching a new episode, where the whole squad + the families of Jake and Amy were having a huge “before-the-wedding” party, with games and all. It was fun and cute. Until at some point a criminal made his way into the party, and threatened to kill everyone. So Jake made a deal with him, saying that he could kill him if he let all the other ones go. Of course they all complained, especially Amy, who didn’t want to become a widow without even getting married yet. But it was too late, the criminal was there, with his gun on Jake’s head, and the TENSION there was omg it was horrible. There was no music, nothing, just silence as we were waiting for something to happen, because it’s B99, a comedy show – no one can die like this. But then everything turned to black, and we heard a gunshot, and I was so afraid this was the end of the episode, that we would have to wait another week to know what happened. But then there was a flashforward of a few minutes (hours?) to Amy, alone, cleaning the room, devastated. And then we were shown blood, so much blood. Still no music, a super heavy atmosphere. And even though I knew it wasn’t possible they killed Jake, I started to wonder because EVERYTHING was screaming he’s dead, all clues were telling that story. But finally we saw someone washing themselves in a tub that had curtains so that we couldn’t see who was inside, and then Amy opened the curtains and… Jake was there, trying to take the blood off his hair. So Amy took the shampoo and started to wash his hair herself (thank you Charles for this image, I suppose haha). And then it was the end – I suppose someone managed to kill the guy and free Jake?

So yeah, that was super weird, and I’m still shocked xD

Okay so I just had this weird dream where Harry and Eggsy found a machine that could take them to different dimensions/alternate universes/whatever where they found different versions of Harry

like there was one where he was a king who stammers, in other one he was a depressed English professor, in other he was the father of seven kids who were cared by Nanny McPhee and so on with every other role played by Colin

And Harry was just so confused while Eggsy was just trying to decide which Harry was the best Harry

an anxious boyo

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*arrive 30 years late* HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEITH!!!! 10/23

Ive been wanting to draw this since the handbook came out and im glad its finally done!!!

do not repost please

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akaashi will kill everyone in the room, and then himself
original post by ayedah :”D

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