I got inspired by Anthony Perkins, so I ended up turning it into a Levi sketch.
oooh we're doing unpopular opinions? cool! how about.... why does every suitor have to "wrap me in a tight embrace" and "twine our tongues"? like. what. is that the only way they can write about hugging and french kissing? (though i guess the tongue twining is certainly better than "battling for dominance". eurgh.)