I'm sorry, did you say "memes about “Master Kenobi’s sculpted abs”"????? HOW did that come to be? How did it happen that Ob-Wan "always wrapped in at least 3 layers of linen and wool" Kenobi got to be seen in deshabillé? Did Obi-Wan become a Jedi sex symbol? (he ought) Who was more mortified, he or Anakin? Were the Jedi pissed or were they like "mmmmh, good pr this is"? TELL US MORE!
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Anonymous said: /MEMES/ ABOUT OBIWANS /SCULPTED ABS??!?!/ Omigosh I have a sudden need to know how the holonet even got a pic of Obiwan’s abs. Was it a clone? Was it Ahsoka? Was it a jedi youngling? A trolling knight? A lucky-stalking journalist climbing the sides of the temple? HOW? HahahahahHHAha
Anonymous said: THE HOLONET NEVER FORGET hahahhaha yesss. But really, how did the public get a glimpse of Obiwan’s abs???
I just love that this became a BURNING QUESTION that NEEDS ANSWERS. Luckily I do have answers, but lol. (referenced by this and this)
WARNING: mentions of child slavery and the discovery of child slaves. Nothing graphic what so ever, in fact, the children haven’t been made slaves yet, though they have been kidnapped for that purpose.
It’s the kind of mission that Obi-Wan will do his absolute best to completely forget as soon as it’s over and he’s finished his report.
For months they’ve fought this war, struggling to keep the Separatist forces at bay and keeping the Republic safe. For months the clones have been at the Jedi’s backs, help keeping them safe. Helped the Jedi be enough to keep the Republic safe.
The Jedi are not an army, they’re not soldiers… They’re supposed to be peacekeepers but now, at the behest of the Republic, they’re not.
skye I hate to ask you but I'm having an awful week and rejection after rejection for college and I ended up not doing amazing on a math test that I felt confident on the material and like 5 people told me I look angry today and I'm so t I r e d..... could you maybe write something about my moon and stars im jaebum and cats...?
im sorry that things are glum,,,but just know you’re amazing anyway <33
wizard!jaebum whose familiars are cats
has lots of cats that wander in and out of his apartment,,,,they honestly just jump up and come through the open window and lay down in like any warm space avilable
he always comes home to cat loaves on his couch, bed, on top of the tv, on his keyboard,,,,,in the freaking bathroom sink
but he really doesn’t mind, cats have always been his family’s protectors and companions
they’d collect herbs for his potions, act as mail carriers so he could communicate with other wizards, and just be there to keep him company
he can speak with the ones breed by his family, but not street cats
the kitten he got when he turned old enough to use magic on his own is a Javanese with piercing blue eyes and white fur
and he named her ‘soul’
lil things about wizard!jaebum in general: has a nose ring, wears silky dress shirts with sleeves that are too long and so when he uses his wand it looks kinda funny, his wand is painted black with a silver lining and cat charms that hang off the end where he holds it, breaks all his brooms so he prefers teleportation, sings when he’s alone with soul
you meet him because you’re both at the market for unicorn hair and as you’re waiting for the shopkeeper you hear something break in the room and you and jaebum both turn around
and look up to see your familiar, the red fox, with its muzzle in some kind of jar and another broken one on the floor
and you’re like oh my god get down!!!! we’re gonna get in trouble
but as you’re jumping up to get your fox down, jaebums cat hops off of his shoulder and onto the cabinet where your fox is and tries to paw at the jar
and jaebum is like “what are you doing??” and you’re both jumping up and down at your familiars, frantically worried that the shopkeeper is going to walk in and see the mess
and your fox pulls its face out and jumps into your arms and you’re like “let’s leave before the owner sees us-”
but jaebum grabs your wrist and is like ummmmm ,,,,your fox did this me and soul aren’t taking the blame
and you’re like about to use a spell to make him let go
when the door to the store shuts and you both look over and the shopkeeper is like “neither of you are leaving, you’re both taking the blame and cleaning up what you broke.”
that’s how you and jaebum end up cleaning up a bunch of like??? what even was in that jar like goblin eyelashes???
and neither of you get your unicorn hair because you have to pay for the jars
and you’re both nagging at your familiars as you leave
and soul just disappears in a puff of smoke and your own familiar scampers off and you and jaebum are like ,,,,,,,,,,,,, why are they like this
and you’re both looking at each other and jaebum is like “i can’t believe you got us into that mess” and you’re like “your cat jumped up there too!” and no you’re both nagging at eaCh other,,,,
but also you’re like “im tired. im gonna go get some food.” and jaebums like “don’t steal my idea, i was going to get food too.”
and you’re arguing up and down the streets until you both stop in front of the same stall that sells food and you’re like heY dont follow me and he’s like this is my favorite place???? don’t follow me????
long story short you’re both angrily eating in silence waiting for your familiars to come back and slowly but surely you start to bond over the fact that,,,,,,,,,,,well familiars are a handfull but,,jaebum thinks its cool yours is a fox and you think soul is pretty
and soon enough you’re not nagging but talking and when your familiars return soul finds her way up onto jaebums shoulder and he’s like “hey- what? a date? no we were just talking because you left- hey don’t jump to conclusions!”
and your fox, curled up in your arms looks up at you and you’re like “is he handsome???? i didn’t noticE????????? don’t look at me with that sly foxy smile???”
and you and jaebum both glance up at each other but then you’re like,,,,,,shyly looking down because ok um since when was the other person so cute????
and you’re like ill be going!!! and he’s like alright,,,,,,but then soul drops something in jaebums hands and he looks down to see the address with your name and he’s like soUL where do you get this
and your fox familiar has the same card with jaebums name and you’re like i,,, dont,,,,,need this,,,,,,,,,,
but ofc you do hehe jaebum sends you a package a week later with unicorn hair and an invitation to go out for dinner sometime ^^