kinda forgot what i was tagging about so

So I talked with the friend about Dark Souls, especially about Witch of Izalith and her kids and we come to an agreement, that Ceaseless Discharge (what the heck of a name it is, honestly?) deserves some fluffy justice in a No-Shit-Happened!AU. So, yeah, here comes dat boi. 

And I finally finished (for this time at least) my play of “catch up with backlog” with Inktober. Now I just need to don’t fall behind a schedule. 

"Actually, can I ride you?"

YO sO I Wrote A FIc anD it’s SmuT Im GoINg StrAIght To HELL i HoPE to See u alL ThEre alONG wITh dan ANd PhIl excePT tHEY arE Not GOIng stRaiGHt to HelL cUz thEY Be NOt stRaighT oOps

Also I am a child what am I doing with my life and this is my first fic and i can’t write if my life depended on it so ignore the mistakes also I haven’t reread it so :c
Tags?: SMUT (yes we r all sinners oops), masturbation, high school au I guess, riding and idk I kinda forgot what happens haha
Anyway read it if u want here we go.

Dan and Phil were in school. They hated it. They were both bullied for being gay. They were both teased for their relationship. They hated everything about to school. It felt like them vs the world, like everyone was against them. It was lunch and dan and Phil were both sat outside on the bench under the tree which was their usual spot. “Do you still want to come over tonight?” Dan asked while cuddled up to Phil. “Ye.” Phil relied. “You might as well stay the night, I’ll ask my mum.” Dan said as he grabbed his phone and texted his mum. She replied within minutes. Phil had a really good relationship with dans parents. They were always polite and it felt like home, he could just walk in whenever he wanted and it wouldn’t be questioned. “She says sure.” Dan said with a smile. “I’ll go home first and then I’ll come over because I need to get my stuff.” They spent the rest of lunch enjoying being in each other company. The bell rang and they went off to their lessons.

Dan came home and slung his bag on his bed. He immediately got changed and made sure his room was presentable enough for Phil, not that Phil would care but it felt like the right thing to do. After he had finished tidying dan received a text from Phil saying “Hey, I’m just gonna do the dishes and wait for my mum to come home from work so she can drive me because i really can’t be bothered walking. I’ll be an hour max. Xx <3” Dan smiled and replied. Dan thought he would use the time he had left logically. Dan, after all is a teen, and Dan and Phil hadn’t had sex yet. Which is obviously understandable, they had made out(a lot) and on a few incidents they had come in their pants but haven’t had sex. He figured that because he didn’t want to make it awkward when he enviably got a boner while they were sleeping next to each other he would quickly sort himself before Phil got there. To try and prevent and awkward situations.

Dan rushed to his room where his laptop was, took off his super tight ripped jeans, with struggle. And he proceeded to remove the rest of his clothes and opened his laptop. He searched for some gay porn and propped his laptop at the perfect angle, throwing his head back. He was already hard, Gotta love being a teenager. He poured some lube onto his hand and slightly stroked his now extremely hard dick. Using whatever lube was left on his hand he began fingering himself with one finger. Lot long after he added another, and another.

Phil opened the door and walked in, surprised Dan wasn’t downstairs waiting for him like he usually is. He assumed dan was in his room and just hadn’t heard him so he sprinted up the stairs and turned left then stopped as he started hearing small whimpers almost moans coming from the room at the end of the hall, Dans room. He slowly walked to his door and pushed it open to reveal dan completely naked spread out on his bed, his fingers up his ass, laptop open and releasing moans. Dan somehow still hadn’t noticed the surprise visitor at the door, too busy pushing his fingers in and out of his ass quickly. Phil could feel himself harder than ever and pulsing inside his jeans. “Preparing for me, are we?” Phil said with a smirk, he didn’t really know what happened he just kind of blurted it out. Dans eyes shot open his cheeks burning red from the heat, hair sticking to his forehead. He yelped. Grabbed his quilt to cover himself and shut his laptop as quick as he could. Phil walked over to dan. It felt like it was in slow motion Phil removed his shoes and his pants, his t-shirt slowly following. Dan was still in complete shock and unable to tear his eyes away from the huge bulge in Phils boxers. Phil sat at the end of the bed and pulled of the quilt before getting on top of dan and locking their lips. At this point dan didn’t care anymore and devoted all his attention to the present. Kissing Phil felt amazing like every time they kissed sparks flew. Dan began tugging at the band of Phils boxers before pulling them off completely and tossing them to the side. “Lube?” Phil asked out of breath. “Top drawer.” Dan replied also out of breath. Phil broke apart their kiss to reach over and grab the lube. He poured onto his hand and spread all over his dick. “Are you ready?” Phil said still on top of dan. “Actually, can I ride you?” Dan asked shyly turning even brighter red which he didn’t think was possible. Phil nodded and rolled over so he was on his back laying next to dan. Dan sat up and looked at Phil who was smirking at him. Dan lifted one leg over him so his ass kinda lined up with phils dick. He put his hands either side of Phil to stabilise himself. “I’m ready, are you?” Dan asked. Phil moaned and nodded in response because even the thought of dan riding him was enough to send pulses straight to his throbbing dick. Dan lowered himself onto Phil slowly as soon as they made contact Phil whined in pleasure and couldn’t help to let a few moans escape his mouth. Dans eyes shut quickly as he pushed further and further down. Dan stopped when he reached the base of Phils cock. He lifted himself up an slowly building a rhythm. phil was completely gone, a moaning mess. Dan picked up the pace slowly but surly and making sure to keep trying to angle himself so that phil would hit his prostate. And there it was, dan moaned and screamed in absolute pleasure. Phil smiled because he knew he had just hit his prostate. Dan stayed at this angle moving even faster. Hitting his prostate every time. “Da…Dan I’m gonn….gonna come!” Phil groaned. “D…do yyyou want to stop?” Phil continued. “No phil, IIII don’t care please cum for me. In me.” Dan replied in absolute awe. “I think I’m clo…close too phil.”
Phil took this as a sign to start stroking dans dick which was throbbing and leaking, this made dan scream once again. “DANNNN!” Phil yelled as he came into dan, dan still bouncing on Phil helping him ride out his orgasm. As Phil finished than couldn’t hold it any longer and he came hard onto Phils chest and hand. Dan finished and rolled of Phil to lay down next to him. “Sorry.” Dan replied looking at Phil covered in his cum. “Don’t be it’s fine. It was more than fine actually it was hot as hell if I’m being honest.” Phil replied making them both laugh.

They stood up and started to dress, Phil looked over at his incredibly hot boyfriend who was still flustered and he could already feel himself getting hard again. Dan spotted Phil looking at him and he smiled back and he looked down and saw his boyfriend was completely hard. “Round 2?” Dan asked giggling. “Fuck. I hate being a teen.” Was all phil could reply with as he locked their lips. “I’ve never been more happy about the fact that my parents work late.” Dan chuckled. “Shut up and take of your boxers.” Phil replied both of them laughing so much that it hurt.

***************** Okay so why r people actually reading this I’m so confused aha thanks I guess

This is kinda random but honestly this little snippit from the trailer stuck our to me just because it could mean so many different things depending on the couch text.


Like we can tell from the sleeves that it’s Natalie, so obviously she knows Adrien stole the book. But is she showing it to him to prove that she knows, or showing his dad to prove he did it? Is she going to cover for him or out him? How exactly did she get the footage?


Like it’s basically a screenshot and it tells us so much and so little and I’m tired so this probably isn’t making much sense but I just wanted to jot this down while I remembered

i dont get ppl being like “all gay representation is good gay rep” like i guess thats true on some level in terms of getting gay relationships on screen but gay poc aren’t half gay half non-white, they’re gay poc, so if a show doens’t have specifically gay poc it’s not representation, they aren’t half represented by gay whites, why are ppl still arguing about this, renew the get down

Know my better ~

(I was tagged @ask-spain-romano)

(and i also missed Munday yesterday, so srry about that.)

1 Relationship status: Taken? (kinda)

2 Lipstick or chapstick: I don’t use both.

3 Last song I listened to: It was a video game song, i forgot what it was from and the title of it.

4 Top 3 shows:
uhhhh…. tbh I don’t watch too much tv, and since Kissanime wasn’t really working for me, I couldn’t watch anime as well, I’ll just list the ones i like.

Osomatsu-san, Dragon maid, Hetalia

5 Top 3 characters:

Spain, Portugal, I dunno…. France?

6 Top 3 Ships:

Spamano, Engport, Spuk

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What an evil shirt >.> (and I kinda really love it)

[170922] DなSHOW in Hiroshima “How to play DiraDiraDi”
cr. HappyDae’s / Screencaps by me lol
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Erm…
I still plan to draw that picture with “bonding exercises” and thanks for answers about previous Paladins!
But right now I have little idea how I draw Zarkon, so some shitposting practice with the guy?
Who just wants his cat back and far too old for this shit Haggar tends to randomly throw in. 

I don’t know what to say to honestly.
Regularly scheduled Voltron nonsense #2, now with idiotic semi-sitcom headcanons?

Inspired by the dialogue with @thenewmandalord about the possibility of Haggar being Lotor’s mother. 

Zarkon’s mug has Black’s picture on it. Obviously. 

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I meant to post these on FMA day but I forgot whoops.

If it’s any consolation I posted them on Instagram on Tuesday, so I got it kinda at least.

You can tell how I feel about each of them with how I draw them.

have i like. uploaded this concept before bc i think i did but its really comforting so have it again

anyway so 

ceremonial decorations thanks

and (disclaimer: only a theory) plants are important in yahar’gul so like what about…. occasional flowers and ivy for some ceremonies. especially flowers in spring

and also can your local leader summon a god right before your eyes?? i know ebri doesnt have suckers on her tentacles but i felt like drawing them so sue me

i need to think of less generic robes n designs n what theyd actually look like but………… later

HEY I REACHED 800?????? THANK YOU SO MUCH AHHHH SO HERES THIS PROMO/FF THING THAT YALL PROLLY DK OR KNOW ABOUT LMAO

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